Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[JTB11 1,079]

is that months?

you would think... lol

[Caryh 5,206]

Are you challenging my lofty role as official Thread-Laundress, huh man? Hmmmph.

I would never dare challenge your lofty role, my kind sir. I'm just telling you how to do your job correctly.

[JTB11 1,079]

just had 3 pieces of pineapple and spoonful of coconut yogurt and took a nice hot shower. I feel better now.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh, that's my Wife ! Come on, you pygmy-eviscerating, emasculated boatman - chose yer labels properly !

China+wife = china wife....

I win. You lose.....

[SAT 9,609]

I think that someone should fix him up with Tiff in a "happily-ever-after" way.

Stealth police cruiser of the airwaves, me man...

Whee, man.

No way man....I need Tiff to do my laundry and keep my house clean.....

[SAT 9,609]

Trying to curry our favor with ethnic humor, huh man?

She's been watching too much "VJ late night with Tarklar"

evening tb!

Stop kissin up to the mods. You lunchroom monitor lover.....

[SAT 9,609]

I would never dare challenge your lofty role, my kind sir. I'm just telling you how to do your job correctly.

I bet you that back in elementary school, Tark was in the "audio-visual squad"

[Caryh 5,206]

I bet you that back in elementary school, Tark was in the "audio-visual squad"

You mean back when that was a candle, a sheet and finger puppets?

Uh, how can someone without a PhD get a postdoc, huh man?

BS = we know what this means

MS = More of the Same

PhD = Piled Higher & Deeper

I didn't know posts got sick.

[SAT 9,609]

just had 3 pieces of pineapple and spoonful of coconut yogurt and took a nice hot shower. I feel better now.

Someday, I'm gonna force feed you the following for breakfast.....

1 lb Costco extra thick bacon

3 scrambled and fluffed eggs

1 tall stack buttermilk pancakes, plenty butter, plenty syrup

3 links NY guinea sausage

3 cups VC coffee

1 tall glass fat enriched whole milk from an extra fat cow

2 blueberries

You mean back when that was a candle, a sheet and finger puppets?

And the only thing they showed was a picture of Spanky McFarland

And add a fat pork chop to the above listed menu...

[Caryh 5,206]

And the only thing they showed was a picture of Spanky McFarland

the good shows included

[SAT 9,609]

Otay Spanky!

[JTB11 1,079]

Someday, I'm gonna force feed you the following for breakfast.....

1 lb Costco extra thick bacon

3 scrambled and fluffed eggs

1 tall stack buttermilk pancakes, plenty butter, plenty syrup

3 links NY guinea sausage

3 cups VC coffee

1 tall glass fat enriched whole milk from an extra fat cow

2 blueberries

And the only thing they showed was a picture of Spanky McFarland

And add a fat pork chop to the above listed menu...

I dare you to try

[SAT 9,609]

Why is Cary posting a pic of our mayors son? Dante deblasio?

[Darnell 8,479]

what does an irishman get after eating italian food?

...gaelic breath.

Dinna fash, lass - yer wee heid canna handle it

[Caryh 5,206]

I dare you to try

We have ways of making you eat