Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[TBoneTX 45,910]

One of the first things I taught my wife was laundry and not mixing colors with whites. And that new colored items should be washed separately the first two times, in particular with new red items.

Are you challenging my lofty role as official Thread-Laundress, huh man? Hmmmph.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

3- if Tark sends me the floppy reader. I'll show you guys pics of my train trip, with my slutty ex GF, who is Singapora....

Many. If Steveklar sends Tark a hunnerd fiddy, maybe they'll talk, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Her Stuff? I not care so much, as I wash em per my methods. She screwed up, washed it by her methods.

In the RUB forum, in the "RUBbettes & Housework, Si Man" (or similar) thread, we had a long caucus about laundry. A solid majority of RUB wives had no clue about the lint-traps in dryers, and the husbands routinely ended up removing a sweater's worth of lint before the house caught on fire.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

CHUB

China, Hungary, Uganda, Binghamton

Canandaigua, Horseheads, Utica, Binghamton, Nueva York man.

Note my consummate literacy in being able to spell Canandaigua correctly, see man.

More impotently.....what's for lunch......

Vegan balls, of course.

balls

Is there an echo in here?

[TBoneTX 45,910]

I think my opinion of Js hubs is pretty solidly set by now. How bout you guys?

I think that someone should fix him up with Tiff in a "happily-ever-after" way.

Except that dang Tarklar. I hide from him to see what he's saying behind my back....

Stealth police cruiser of the airwaves, me man...

No...it's Tarklar.....

Those mods sure are sneaky!

Whee, man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

It is not dumb.. but it at least showed me that he cares about me, my feelings.

I'm caring about Mrs. T-B. by sending her to Ecu soonish, so that I can spend time with the rubias, whee man.

I bought chicken stock one time, but only made a poultry profit on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Colonel Sanders.

Very sick of this winter. Another storm tomorrow....

[counts on fingers] Texas Many, Ciudad de Nueva York less-than-zero, si man.

Edited March 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,910]

1. we made our 35 minutes connection with tons of time to spare and are happily parked in Grand Forks.

2. And OMG some people do really have those accents, the Fargo accents!!!

1. I didn't mention earlier during the fretting, but airlines won't willingly sell "illegal" connections to people (i.e., those that would imply a problem with making the next plane).

2. In the Midwest, I was exposed to many Norvegian/Svedish yokes, involving Ole, Lars, Sven, and Lena, ya sure man. Can't repeat any here, unfortunately, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Did she wash them in warm or hot? I wash all my clothes cold, close to freezing and have never had color bleed issues.

Do you have "no stains come out in cold water" issues? I refuse to warsh (correct Texas spelling) anything in purely cold water unless it's tagged "dry clean only," no man.

i ate too much dark chocolate

LPoP and unread, but there is no such thing as eating too much chocolate, darkness irrelevant, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

1. I will help him grow up. That has been my pattern, now that I think about.

2. Next thing on my list - psychologist to figure out why.

Many. green cake for St. Patricks day

1. There are some things that we can change about other people, and many more that we cannot, si and no and sigh man.

2. Martyr issues. That will be a hunnerd fiddy, $i man.

Many. I plan to go out and beat the bushes, looking for leprechauns, begorra man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

why do you say "my spouse"

I would not eat them with a spouse

I would not eat them in a house

I would not eat them in a box

I would not eat them with a fox

I would not eat them here or there

I would not eat them ANYwhere!

I do not like green eggs and ham

I don not like them, Sam-I-Am!

[TBoneTX 45,910]

what does an irishman get after eating italian food?

...gaelic breath.

Trying to curry our favor with ethnic humor, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,910]

1- I want to be the provider.

2- I want to be the one to fix things around the house.

3- Because it makes me feel better.

4- And I think it gives Tiff a great sense of security.

5- She knows who da man

You musta been reading too much Tarklar articles.....

1. I am the provider. Mrs. T-B. is the spender.

2. I want to take naps. Otherwise, I shall do the laundry & dishes to ensure that they're done right, and hold meaningful conversations with Mrs. T-B.'s many pets, the kitchen ants.

Many. Naps make me feel better, zzz man.

Many. Tiff & Mr. Jada would be great and make sense.

Many. Who da man who da man is there an echo in here man.

+1 for her, whee man.

Edit: Whoops -- LPop/unread, no see man. Disregard all above, ergothuswithforthly man.

Edited March 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,910]

He comes from a very traditional culture, though

And Diego-Hueso is NOT a macho, no man?

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Yo no estoy un accountantado, or el notario del taxo.....

Yo pensaba que ya te lo dije, muchas veces: sólo hablan en polaco fuera de los foros regionales, sí hombre y oj tak!

I stole an aircraft in Kenya....

Years ago, an old boss (retired Air Force colonel) told me about the time when he commanded a base in Morocco, and a tank disappeared. They beat the bushes all over hell looking for it. When they finally found it, it turned out that a couple of the locals had merely taken it for a joy-ride, si man.

Also, in most states.....anyone with a surety bond can hang a sign on their door that reads "Immigration consultant"

Perhaps this explains your shingle of "camel-circumciser," huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Usually, while you are working on PhD you [...] get a post-doc.

Uh, how can someone without a PhD get a postdoc, huh man?

BS = we know what this means

MS = More of the Same

PhD = Piled Higher & Deeper