Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[Caryh 5,206]

a good china woman fattens her husband!

what thread? I wanna read/ participate...

So does a good Filipina. She put 20 lbs on me, I'd like to take at least 10 off, but she won't let me. The best I've managed is to stop putting on more.

Thread is locked, thanks Obama, I mean Ryan. Actually its probably a good thing, no way was the guy going to accept the answer he was getting.

[SAT 9,609]

and the Singaporas too !

[Caryh 5,206]

dam these China-women/ Filipina / Malaysian pygmies should be washing clothes by hand anyway !

Why are we furnishing a washer and dryer?

She was washing by hand for a while. Didn't want her spending all her time washing though, when there was cooking to be done!

and the Singaporas too !

Rich heiresses need not wash by hand, they have their white slave husbands to wash, cook and clean for them. Even if he rents an apartment in the ghetto for them.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm so lost.

If you moved to NY why wouldn't you take your husband with?

Lemme do my best Ben Franklin here.....

Pros-

He's um.....OK cons....

Cons-

He's fat

She no like him

he beats her up

He says she owes him $

he plays games all day

He loves the x box more

his dogs smell

his hair is greasy

he's afraid of NY

he doesn't speak english

He doesn't like pizza

he doesn't shower

many more cons...?

So does a good Filipina. She put 20 lbs on me, I'd like to take at least 10 off, but she won't let me. The best I've managed is to stop putting on more.

Thread is locked, thanks Obama, I mean Ryan. Actually its probably a good thing, no way was the guy going to accept the answer he was getting.

if you lose 10 lbs, a good filipino extended family will chastise her for abusing you....

[SAT 9,609]

1-She was washing by hand for a while. Didn't want her spending all her time washing though, when there was cooking to be done!

2-Rich heiresses need not wash by hand, they have their white slave husbands to wash, cook and clean for them. Even if he rents an apartment in the ghetto for them.

1- they can do both at the same time!

2- dam those rich spoiled Singaporas!

3- if Tark sends me the floppy reader. I'll show you guys pics of my train trip, with my slutty ex GF, who is Singapora....

Oh #######....Costco is having a wiper sale....4 bucks each!

Everybody to Costco!!

Edited March 12, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Caryh 5,206]

Don't let Gump move into your basement? Might not be right, but thats what I got out of it.

OK....this is the story.....

(ready?)

ahem.....

In prehistoric China, a father and a son, took a donkey to sell at a market far away from home....the 2 of them, wanting to keep the donkey fresh, led the donkey on foot.

They soon come across a wise man who said "what a shame, a perfectly good donkey, and no one rides it"

So, the father put the son on the donkey....and soon, they come across another wise man who said...."what a shame, a son riding on a donkey, when it should be the elder"

So, the son got off the donkey and insisted the father get on....

Soon, they come across yet another wise man, who said "what a shame, 1 man riding a donkey, when the donkey can carry 2"

So, the both of them got on the donkey and rode on.....

Soon, they come across a high narrow bridge that hangs over a gorge. As they cross, the donkey got tired and weary, and stumbled off the bridge. All 3 falling to their deaths.....

You figure out the moral of the story..........

[SAT 9,609]

Don't let Gump move into your basement? Might not be right, but thats what I got out of it.

man what kinda professor are you?

WRONG!

[Caryh 5,206]

1. English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

2. [mutters to self] He's sold out now, too, sigh man...

Bakit?

man what kinda professor are you?

WRONG!

Each man learns his own moral from a story, based on his life experiences.

You shoulda learn, "don't listen to asses on the road, worry about the one underneath you". Such as Gump in the basement.

[SAT 9,609]

Each man learns his own moral from a story, based on his life experiences.

You shoulda learn, "don't listen to asses on the road, worry about the one underneath you". Such as Gump in the basement.

that's better.....

[The Mean Lady 604]

Lemme do my best Ben Franklin here.....

Pros-

He's um.....OK cons....

Cons-

He's fat

She no like him

he beats her up

He says she owes him $

he plays games all day

He loves the x box more

his dogs smell

his hair is greasy

he's afraid of NY

he doesn't speak english

He doesn't like pizza

he doesn't shower

many more cons...?

if you lose 10 lbs, a good filipino extended family will chastise her for abusing you....

Obviously I've missed out on a lot but sounds like divorce and move on to me.

Who doesn't like pizza?

[SAT 9,609]

But Gump in basement is me, honoring my word to another man.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Also, wait, he doesn't speak english?

We ARE talking about the USC here right?

I'm confused.

SO CONFUSED.

[SAT 9,609]

Obviously I've missed out on a lot but sounds like divorce and move on to me.

Who doesn't like pizza?

I was just kidding....

(he does like pizza)

No really lol.....

He's apprehensive about moving. that's all.......

Sorry J.... lol

[The Mean Lady 604]

Hey Amazon, I ordered this toy on Friday at 12:15am, why you no ship yet?

I was just kidding....

(he does like pizza)

No really lol.....

He's apprehensive about moving. that's all.......

Sorry J.... lol

sounds a little hypocritical.

Like if my husband got a job in Kansas and I was all 'look I know you just moved here from Canada, but I'm just not really comfortable moving to Kansas.'

[SAT 9,609]

Hey Amazon, I ordered this toy on Friday at 12:15am, why you no ship yet?

The drone that was delivering this was shot down over Kentucky by a hill billy, who mistook it for an eagle (flying dinner)

sounds a little hypocritical.

Like if my husband got a job in Kansas and I was all 'look I know you just moved here from Canada, but I'm just not really comfortable moving to Kansas.'

That's the gist of it....