Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[KayDeeCee 4,895]

OK. I have now read that funny merry go round thread.....

Ah well.....

I just did too. It made my head spin. Some people were very patient. I do not think I could have spun around that long on the merry-go-round without starting to feel sick.

[Darnell 8,479]

teach me

I've been to the gym three times in the last week. I think I'm heading in the right direction.

yer a woman , without my physical problems,

so

I suggest:

1. 1000 cal/day, 10g o fat/day (or less). doesn't matter what it is, only those limits.

2. p90X

do that, above, for 2 months, and report back, when able.

a good china woman fattens her husband!

so guess which one I have? Retraining is possible, but doubtful.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

1. Dong Quai capsules

2. the estrogen levels.

1. English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

2. [mutters to self] He's sold out now, too, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,893]

1. all I wanna do is sleeeep

2. I hate Tuesdays, they are absolutely the worst day of the week

Many. Hopefully work will be busy so the time goes fast. I hate just sitting at my desk for hours on end.

1. Naps are wasted on babies when WE need them, zzz man. I want to be reincarnated as a spoiled house-cat. Or, as an industrial-sized Ecu boa constrictor: I would hang by my tail from a tree in the jungle until lunch walked by (in the form of a burro or human being or whatever), whereupon I'd slither down, ingest it whole, and sleep for 3 days while digesting it.

2. Tuesday is contiguous to Hump Day. I have yet to fully deduce whom we are supposed to hump on that day, or who or what is to be humped by us.

Many. I'd have traded you my today for your today, si ma'am. A ####### of a workday, with more pending.

Skip out on work, tell them you're coming down with something. Then go buy groceries and nap for the rest of the day.

In other words, pull a Steveklar, whee man. You can do this for many days in a row, see man.

it's going to be another gorgeous, 60 degree day! Yesterday was sooo nice, I was tempted to put on shorts!

It was 70-something here today, whee man. Unfortunately, there will be winds of 20 to 30 sustained mph tomorrow, making 60s feel like 50s, sigh man. The clumps of tree-pollen infest the ground and human maxillary sinuses, sneeze man.

I'm super lame and I want to dance around like a fool in spandex.

Lucky that this was LPoP and unread, si ma'am.

you cheap geezer! send me the floppy drive so I can show them pics of my train trip!

$hipping & handling fee$ = a hunnerd fiddy, $i man.

And the fact that I'm enjoying Kamen Rider Gaim also makes me an even bigger loser because hearing BANANA ARMS every week is like LOL ####### WHY DO I LIKE THIS?!

She's speaking in tongues, oj tak. Time for an Intervention.

Edited March 12, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

most likely cooked in low-grade Canola oil, also.

Very best is a huge bottle for $2.39 at Aldi Foods. Cheap Gringo buddy from out-of-small-town bought 9 bottles in one blow and looked as happy as a tomcat in a creamery, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

guy doesn't know how to navigate around wash sales

He's part of the Great Unwarshed?

balls for lunch

Are you sure that you're not one of the many CABAs whom I had first-dates-only with, huh man?

eat dim sum

I'd rather eat smart sum. You are what you eat, see man.

I note I've lost 18 pounds since my wife hit USA dirt.

She's that bad a cook?

[TBoneTX 45,893]

1. Laundry ! We have a laundry mistress round here !!!

2. [i note I recovered my wife's white shirt, after she washed it with some pink underbritches, staining all]

1. [perks up ears, checks mailbox for Manyth time for delinquent payment]

2. Sorry that the pink stuff got stained white, sigh man. Hate when that happens.

Edited March 12, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Men lose weight like it's nothing

I lost 8 lbs. during that 2-day flu-like episode, whee man. Have regained half of it (the weight, not the flu-like episode), sigh man.

I've been to the gym three times in the last week. I think I'm heading in the right direction.

If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough not to, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Long day, si man, so probably cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Asia (or soonish)!

[Darnell 8,479]

I just did too. It made my head spin. Some people were very patient. I do not think I could have spun around that long on the merry-go-round without starting to feel sick.

Like that one time, at band-camp,

where I asked for a thread to be locked.

It's sweet, when it works !!!

[Darnell 8,479]

She's that bad a cook?

Nah - it's not that - I've been running around on her behalf, and mine,

and I 'make us' speed walk for 30 minutes after the evening meal.

When I drop another 20 pounds, I'm a gonna get back on P90X. it'll be fun !

I note I've not changed my diet - only et what she sot before me.

We rarely eat after 7 PM - that's a huge change up for me.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

I just did too. It made my head spin. Some people were very patient. I do not think I could have spun around that long on the merry-go-round without starting to feel sick.

Yeah. when I read what was posted after I had logged off, my head started to spin too...

[KayDeeCee 4,895]

Morning!

Yeah. when I read what was posted after I had logged off, my head started to spin too...

Good morning! Well, not sure about how good it is. It is too early, and I am not much of a morning person.

Yes it was a bit frustrating to read, and they still chose to ignore the correct answers given to them. Oh well, cannot help everyone, especially if they don't actually want the help.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

yer a woman , without my physical problems,

so

I suggest:

1. 1000 cal/day, 10g o fat/day (or less). doesn't matter what it is, only those limits.

2. p90X

do that, above, for 2 months, and report back, when able.

1000 calories a day for a person of European descent is likely to send them into starvation mode. 1200 is the recommended minimum, bumped up with exercise. When I stick to that I lose weight reliably, but it is really hard to stick to 1200.

P90X makes me bulk out! I always gain weight and way too much muscle when I do it.

[Asia 2,498]

Good morning! Well, not sure about how good it is. It is too early, and I am not much of a morning person.

Yes it was a bit frustrating to read, and they still chose to ignore the correct answers given to them. Oh well, cannot help everyone, especially if they don't actually want the help.

Yeah, I often wonder why we say 'good morning', if we still don't know how good it is or will be.

Maybe it's just to wish others to have a 'good morning'?

How often people came back and report what's going on after they ignored the correct advices? Does it happen at all?