Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[Novembro 1,763]

night darling..and baby darling

[TBoneTX 45,870]

Rant: I have a cold and Mrs. D has caught it, blaming me for all things unseemly and untoward. Oh Joy !

'Tis the season for upper respiratory infections, wheeze man. Both of you feel better, soonish.

[TBoneTX 45,870]

You better get started on the next one!

See fourth item in OP here, see ma'am:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/469013-things-not-to-say-to-ones-wife/

[TBoneTX 45,870]

1. Why is everyone so sick?

2. Why must dogs puke on duvets?

Many. Why must I do taxes?

1. Little Beesties, microscopically speaking, squint man.

2. Ask the dogs.

Many. They're better than the other sure thing in our existence, see ma'am.

1. That sounds yummy.

2. I had some hummus and pita chips.

2. If I ate that, I'd puke on a duvet.

1. Notice how men never use the word "yummy"?

I went to my new accountant today. No like him. Must find new accountant....

He's not accountable, no man?

[Novembro 1,763]

1. Little Beesties, microscopically speaking, squint man.

2. Ask the dogs.

Many. They're better than the other sure thing in our existence, see ma'am.

2. If I ate that, I'd puke on a duvet.

1. Notice how men never use the word "yummy"?

How dares u

[TBoneTX 45,870]

So I go to the car wash, the line is like 1 hour long. So I hand washed 2 cars.

[note to self] Texas Many, Ciudad de Nueva York zero, count man.

CPA

CPA = Corrupt Price-Adjuster

[TBoneTX 45,870]

bigamist. LOL

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

[Novembro 1,763]

updates on ministry cat

[TBoneTX 45,870]

Overseas that money into a trust

First use of this as a verb that I've heard, and I applaud it, clap man.

(Steveklar's bigamy has gotten him a case of the clap, drip man.)

Edited March 9, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,870]

grilled chicken

Did the chicken finally spill the beans upon having been grilled, huh man?

---

A weary, sweating policeman emerged from an inner room of the station. "Well, did you give that thug the third degree?" asked the captain.

"Yeah. Six of us kept screaming and shouting and badgering him with questions for over four hours," was the tired reply.

"And what did you get out of him?" asked the captain eagerly.

"Nothing," said the policeman disgustedly. "All he did was doze off and from time to time murmur, 'Yes, dear. You're right, dear.'"

[TBoneTX 45,870]

marinated the chicken

Can they join the Army, too, or just the Marines?

It can but it can also come back really fast, especially if you experience spotting.

I would suggest getting off the shot anyhow because it has a high risk of osteoporosis later in life if you're on it too long. It's really bad for your bones. I suggest the ring if you don't want a monthly pill.

We're starting the chica-only gross stuff again, see man...

I can talk fallopian

Sell-out! Traitor! You've opened the floodgates, see man!

You could temp and stuff to see if you start ovulating, that would probably be best.

Aarrrggghhhhh!

Also, just to note, I've not had a period in years with this stuff, so we'll see.

/grossgirlstuff

See, man!

Dong [...] It's for women's...you know...down there....

Someone needs to be sentenced to a penile institution, si man...

nuts

(Everyone's going anatomical around here...)

[TBoneTX 45,870]

been there done that, had it reversed to have these two. Plus it was bloody torture for me, my body didn't like it.

But, otherwise you'd not have the time-monopolizing 2-year-old or little Belvedere Jehosephat, no ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,870]

Yes way! We got lucky with the way my tubal was done, as it didn't destroy the tubes and left enough to re attach. I did it to have more kids, it was a bonus to get rid of the pain and not be on the pill to stop the pain. I had it reverse in Canada since it was way cheaper, I think it was 1/3 of what it would of cost here. It wasn't an easy recovery as the initial surgery was.

[wearily] More chica-only stuff...

Maybe try mirena or paraguard iud. I wanted an iud originally but can't have them due to my odd shape. I miss birth control only because it made my periods less painful and lighter/shorter.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paraguard is a small, poor, landlocked South American country, si man.

1. I'm not sure what I'm going to use. I can't have anything mess with my milk as I'm too lazy to deal with bottles

2. I will most likely do an IUD though at some point.

LPoP and unread, but:

1. Thank you for keeping us abreast of that, D. ma'am.

2. Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've heard there is an option of a copper iud that doesn't mess with your hormones. Heard of it? Care about that anymore?

[runs off screaming into the night[

Yes it's hormone free, but it can make cramping and bleeding worse. My OB didn't think it would be good for me.

[runs even faster and screams even louder]

[TBoneTX 45,870]

Time to try and sleep before he wakes up again.

Best two pieces of pre-daddyhood advice that I ever got (& both from the same source):

1. Children will change your schedule.

2. Sleep when the baby sleeps, zzz man.

How dares u

What -- ask the dogs?

[TBoneTX 45,870]

updates on ministry cat

All over me, miu man. Wrecked my nap by refusing to nap and instead loudly investigating a paper bag (Rule of Life: At the earliest possible moment, every box & bag in the house must have a cat in it). Had to let her out of the bedroom and close the door (because of other ambient noise), which offended her. Rest of eve/night spent dispelling "Daddy doesn't love me," sigh man. Is unbrushed for the night, but this shall change after the dishwarsher is de-dished, si man.