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JTB11
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Bite me. ps: I got 2nd interview in person in NYC with NYU...not sure what to expect aahhh

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Here's from today he's 18 days old.

N-o-l-a
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Post-nuptial agreement is drafted, wills and advanced directives have been drawn up, successful week, no?

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Why is everyone so sick? Why must dogs puke on duvets? Why must I do taxes?

cause they don't eat enough veggies and fruits, cause they are stressed, cause they dont do yoga... ok

dogs dont know and we dont know...its a puke mystery

you got me on the taxes thing ;)

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

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Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Why is everyone so sick? Why must dogs puke on duvets? Why must I do taxes?

Dirk Gently can draw you a causality loop, connecting all.

Which, of course, sucks. Much.

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baking molasses cookies.

I want some noodles and veggies or something.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

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Rant: I have a cold and Mrs. D has caught it, blaming me for all things unseemly and untoward. Oh Joy !

Tell her I said that she brought the Fook flu with her from china!

Why is everyone so sick? Why must dogs puke on duvets? Why must I do taxes?

I went to my new accountant today. No like him. Must find new accountant....

Will Steve or Cary do my taxes for me?

Your taxes I could probably do. My own taxes, I gotta pay the shyster. My old accountant retired :(

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Nah, we got some Houston Fook Flu, I'm certain of it.

I am even certain which Fook it was. Luckily (for me) she's back on the plane and I not have to worry about her for 4 months.

re: accountant - hahahahahhaaaaaa . why SIL not handle your stuff, anyway?

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This is the most gorgeous day since October. And I had to spend the morning at the accountant, gotta file extension...

So I go to the car wash, the line is like 1 hour long. So I hand washed 2 cars.

Nah, we got some Houston Fook Flu, I'm certain of it.

I am even certain which Fook it was. Luckily (for me) she's back on the plane and I not have to worry about her for 4 months.

re: accountant - hahahahahhaaaaaa . why SIL not handle your stuff, anyway?

Did you say my SIL? Do taxes?

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what? yer SIL not take the full course in accountancy and tax prep ? Apologies, I really, really thought she had done that, already.

She's been here long enough to sit for a CPA exam, to be honest....

Why do I mention this? Well, she certainly knows how to SPEND your monies - it's a small side-trip to study the tax code and become an expert.. wink.png

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SIL not much smarter than Gump.....

Tell you a story.....

Since I've known them, they've bought many laptops. Every time Gump gets a laptop, he takes it right to a Chinese guy so he can load Chinese windows, latest one replace windows 7 with Chinese windows xp. So when it crashes, he comes to me to see what's going on. And every time he does, I say...."you stupid fing ahole.....if you woulda left the original OS in the thing, I might be able to fix it. But how many times you want me to tell you.....I DONT READ CHINESE!"

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oh. Gump is a Fook? I feel your pain, in an 'out-of-ammo-at-the-moment' sort of way.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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SIL not much smarter than Gump.....

Tell you a story.....

Since I've known them, they've bought many laptops. Every time Gump gets a laptop, he takes it right to a Chinese guy so he can load Chinese windows, latest one replace windows 7 with Chinese windows xp. So when it crashes, he comes to me to see what's going on. And every time he does, I say...."you stupid fing ahole.....if you woulda left the original OS in the thing, I might be able to fix it. But how many times you want me to tell you.....I DONT READ CHINESE!"

Umm, why does he do that? Does it not come with a language setting when you install windows? I haven't done it since the last time I built a computer, but I know my OS X asks which language you want to use it in. Or like my iPad has Danish settings (like months and things are in Danish), but I put the operating language as English.

Or he could learn English....

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

 
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