Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[Caryh 5,206]

No he said she's not worth perving on this year. So maybe next year she's ripe?

Ripe as a prune maybe. You know how those old geezers married to chinese aunties think.

[Darnell 8,479]

that sis? I dunno - she's been dry for a bit, but I fully expect her to relapse by the end of April, 2014.

She's fun when she's drinking, though.

Well, for a bit o time.

On second thought - lets nix the whole idea, as she's taller than the Midget BoatMan and can put him down in 2 moves.

Edited March 18, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,479]

Geezer, is she bugging you to visit NY, SF, LA yet?

Ya - she wanted to go to NYC the first weekend that she arrived.

I explained a bit about snow, snowfall, largest snowfall recorded in the last 70 years, blah blah blah

and she decided she was perfectly fine waiting till the spring thaw was over.

SFO is easy to get to, we've been planning a coupla weekends in April.

I don't like LA, and have no reason to get there.

[Caryh 5,206]

that sis? I dunno - she's been dry for a bit, but I fully expect her to relapse by the end of April, 2014.

She's fun when she's drinking, though.

Well, for a bit o time.

On second thought - lets nix the whole idea, as she's taller than the Midget BoatMan and can put him down in 2 moves.

The midget boatman might be into that though.

I don't like LA, and have no reason to get there.

So now she has her destination city set in mind if she decides she's tired of you.

BTW mine would love to move to Florida, I explained the lack of work in my field, and lack of work in general down that way. She decided here was OK for now. At least until she gets tired of me.

Edited March 18, 2014 by Caryh

[Darnell 8,479]

Well, she graduated recently from the Prison Guard BootCamp, and is working as a Prison Guard. The more I think about it, the more I think Steve would like her.

and yes, she looks amazing in spandex or latex - think a taller Kate Beckingsale stretched in male-appreciative proportions.

[Caryh 5,206]

Well, she graduated recently from the Prison Guard BootCamp, and is working as a Prison Guard. The more I think about it, the more I think Steve would like her.

and yes, she looks amazing in spandex or latex - think a taller Kate Beckingsale stretched in male-appreciative proportions.

That does sound right up Stevklars tastes. He might be in trouble if he tries to fork her in the butt though.

[SAT 9,609]

that sis? I dunno - she's been dry for a bit, but I fully expect her to relapse by the end of April, 2014.

She's fun when she's drinking, though.

Well, for a bit o time.

On second thought - lets nix the whole idea, as she's taller than the Midget BoatMan and can put him down in 2 moves.

No she can't......

Ya - she wanted to go to NYC the first weekend that she arrived.

I explained a bit about snow, snowfall, largest snowfall recorded in the last 70 years, blah blah blah

and she decided she was perfectly fine waiting till the spring thaw was over.

SFO is easy to get to, we've been planning a coupla weekends in April.

I don't like LA, and have no reason to get there.

I'll get you some good curry when you get here....

That does sound right up Stevklars tastes. He might be in trouble if he tries to fork her in the butt though.

I just have to be prepared..... Edited March 18, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Darnell 8,479]

ah March. Tis the season of dog training, so jada can re-estabish dominance over another species without bloodshed. Always a morale-boosting thing.

With all the news of butt-facing and keyboard munging,

I repeat myself with the above advice:

Tis the season of dog training, so jada can re-estabish dominance over another species without bloodshed. Always a morale-boosting thing.

Become the alpha dog. Every household needs one.

[SAT 9,609]

Tark's wife is the alpha dog

(Wuss)!

[Novembro 1,763]

Fight with my sister.

[Darnell 8,479]

I had one of those on the 5th, last month, after my father was admitted into a hospital for a stroke.

I just not care anymore, her stuff. [this is not the cute, sexy, brainless one that BoatMan will Bed later next year]

[Novembro 1,763]

I learned a long time ago not to give a flying- but it's still annoying. She's so self-pitying and whining.

[Darnell 8,479]

it was a hard yet easy choice - F you and goodnight, Gracie.

[Novembro 1,763]

I had done that awhile ago. Then she announced she was going to be my maid of honor, so I felt I had to bridge the gap. Now I literally just do not give a shite.

She lives in London and whines and complains about it ALL. THE. TIME. Leave! Give me the money you wasted while you were over there so I can move to England and start a family.

But no, she really has it together.

Clearly.

/rant

[Darnell 8,479]

treacle. make her a batch of treacle with my special ingredient. that'll wipe her out for a week.

[she loves treacle, right? it's a great food, ships well, lasts a long time]