Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[TBoneTX 46,448]

I am sorry...that sucks and ya I see where you are coming from...cut the umbilical pc cord...literally. "oops my knife seems to have dropped right on the cord and your computer now does not work....please attend to the child since you got nothing better to do now, love you dear"

LPoP and unread. However, if anyone were to hypothetically suggest sabotaging the cord to the computer, the husband would be justified in saying, "Go back to ____," and the soon-to-be-ex-wife should comply.

my husband, he does it all with out a program. I just sign where I'm told

Same here, si man. Maybe he & I should become acquainted, si man -- we sound similar.

I want to speak to a financial adviser sometime this year. Ali and I have talked about it and decided it would be beneficial. Next year, I will pay someone to do this for me.

I'm going to go look for pennies near the vacuum-bays of the self-serve car warsh, $i man.

I went from sneezing 2x and sounding like a supersonic machine to sneezing 3x and sounding like something I never heard before. I am officially sick.

Your illness is nothing to sneeze at, no man.

Tarklar will gladly ship you 5 lbs of rice lol

I sent it all to Part IV, si man...

I need to take a tax class or something. I'm a serious idiot in that department.

You'll feel better after you receive those 5 megatons of rice, whee man.

Tarklar is a slum lord

This is almost as good as a +1, thankee man.

Edited March 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,448]

Tarklar and his dilapidated rentals.....

Ah... the ####### HOA to the rescue: "Side of house, third column of bricks, fourth brick from top: Speck of mold. Bleach without damaging natural color of brick. Repaint entire house for eighth time this year, because we decree it and only in approved colors. You have till 7 p.m. today to comply. Sincerely, Compliance Department."

I'll have you know it was $34.50, got it?

Outrageous rip-off. And you call yourself a cheap gringa, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 46,448]

No nap Monday eve, no man. Cat, prep, zzz.

By proxy: "Mornin', Asia!"

[Asia 2,499]

By proxy: "Mornin', Asia!"

Mornin'!

Just gave some +1's to some of your posts, as usual

[JTB11 1,079]

I was wondering who did all the plus 1s ...of course Asia

Good morning all,

had smoothie, lips look like they got botox...did not sleep...all else is awesome.

Doing laundry, washing dishes and cleaning out the room and the fridge and monitoring dog movement. The little one peed on my MIL's bedroom floor when I was gone. Oops.

[Asia 2,499]

I was wondering who did all the plus 1s ...of course Asia

Doing laundry, washing dishes and cleaning out the room and the fridge and monitoring dog movement. The little one peed on my MIL's bedroom floor when I was gone. Oops.

Yep, that's me

Ooops. To bad it wasn't her bed but a floor only

[Asia 2,499]

K, so one of my co-workers went to our supervisor and told on me.

We had some substance issues, but then she went personally and said that they had to move somebody to other department for me to get back to this section of our department. And that now I'm trying to move her from our section as well.

FML.

[SAT 9,609]

Cucumber! (Got it, first try, si man.)

Perv...

Husband #1: How did your wife's mud facial treatment work out?

Husband #2: She looked great for 3 days... then the mud fell off.

Uh, those are the same, si man? Un-hyper the lipidemia! Unleash Chiang Kai-Shek!

I used this joke when Wacko had a mudpack on her face

K, so one of my co-workers went to our supervisor and told on me.

We had some substance issues, but then she went personally and said that they had to move somebody to other department for me to get back to this section of our department. And that now I'm trying to move her from our section as well.

FML.

what happened?

had smoothie, lips look like they got botox...did not sleep...all else is awesome.

"Fat lips sink ships" US Navy...

Why can't you sleep? you used to sleep like a log from 9 to 9...........

[JTB11 1,079]

Perv...

I used this joke when Wacko had a mudpack on her face

what happened?

"Fat lips sink ships" US Navy...

Why can't you sleep? you used to sleep like a log from 9 to 9...........

ya what happened Asia ?

Sure would sink ships right now although I do like that I dont need to put lipstick on them poofy and red. Anyways tmi.

yes...9 to 9 ....oh where are those times lol I will sleep tonight again...after all the interviews.

[JTB11 1,079]

shower so good...not cold anymore. Dog sneezing.

[Caryh 5,206]

K, so one of my co-workers went to our supervisor and told on me.

We had some substance issues, but then she went personally and said that they had to move somebody to other department for me to get back to this section of our department. And that now I'm trying to move her from our section as well.

FML.

Call Putin and have her shot. There are advantages to being annexed by Russia.

shower so good...not cold anymore. Dog sneezing.

Direct dog into MIL's bedroom to sneeze on MIL.

[JTB11 1,079]

Call Putin and have her shot. There are advantages to being annexed by Russia.

Direct dog into MIL's bedroom to sneeze on MIL.

[Caryh 5,206]

The better question is do you feel your manhood threatened?

I could also post modest lady pictures as part of my SILF plan.

Well I'm just looking out for the midgets in our little corner of the forum. My manhood is a thing of legend! at least in my own mind

Now that's what gets me hot! Coordinated apron even. Don't tell me she is shoeless and knocked up to?

Here you go, modest too:

Ok, I just researched that I have to collect my new passport in person at the nearest Singapore Embassy in US.

Why can't they just mail the passport back to me ?

Enjoy your trip to Chicago. Philippines does the same thing, but they have outreach programs all over the country, including locally, so no trip was needed.

And that's in...DC? Chicago?

If I were you, I'd denounce my Singapore citizenship right now!

Ok I'm still cleaning up after the gumps. If you ask me. It'd appear that Tiffs sis is afraid that Tiffs house is too nice. And purposely did that to the bath....

Crud, mildew, dust, lime, tar, pubic hairs long and short...you name it it's in there....

That's fing embarrassing.....

What kind of slum lord are you? You got no damage deposit or you wouldn't be bitching, you'd be hiring a service and counting your profits.

Edited March 18, 2014 by Caryh

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh believe me you, a cleaning lady isn't going to get this clean....

Tomorrow I'll show you guys pics of progress. If you can call it that....this is years of neglect. I'm not OCD, you guys saw the pics...

I got my power tools back

I missed the pics, must have been during the massive chatfest over the weekend which I didn't go through.

[Caryh 5,206]

If you call.....

Starving all morning and dying of thirst and go thru caffeine withdrawal then go get knocked out and have a fat Russian woman shove a tube down your throat and waking up in a daze then come home to scrub mildew and ####### and pubic hairs that someone else left....

A nice day.....

Then I had a nice day

It certainly must be shocking to discover all that ####### and pubic hairs after someone shoved something down your throat. I really didn't know you swung that way.