Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[SAT 9,609]

[kitthekat 1,317]

meeting is over! 30 minutes to lunch...should i work or surf VJ?

ok, surf VJ it is.

[Darnell 8,479]

I need cash...that's why I said "you" should, and not "we" should

Tarklar will gladly ship you 5 lbs of rice lol

huh? Tarklar is a slum lord and already has the tax benefits and rice falls into the same group as pasta.

no, no, no and no.

Cooked food, Midget Boatman - similar to stuff one of the aunties makes, drowned in curry.

[SAT 9,609]

Dam that Tarklar and his dilapidated rentals.....

I'm a gonna go to sleep ya dang carpetbaggers...

[kitthekat 1,317]

darklar, i'll make you + wife some mutton biryani if you ever drop by seattle...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Kat should open a Singapore restaurant in Seattle and then expand it to Twin Cities

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You're an odd case. You don't fit in to our economic structure. Now go back to Denmark!

I mean...whodahel sells a house for like 300K and then buys one for 30 bucks....

I'll have you know it was $34.50, got it?

[TBoneTX 45,955]

1. Well now I'm confused. So if I like any post, I must find a Tarklar post and give it a +1?

2. And you guys were too chatty over the weekend, no way I'm going through 30 pages of posts!

1. Si, man.

2. The weekends are where my best material lurks, see man.

I am calm as a *insert whatever animal one would when describing calm*

Cucumber! (Got it, first try, si man.)

[TBoneTX 45,955]

1. I see you've been talkatcive while I was gone.

2. Too many pages to read them all

Many. Anything interesting happened?

1. Oj tak.

2. Oj nie!

Many. Read the Many pages to +1 my stuff, oj tak.

Edited March 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,955]

So Cary, you've been collecting stuff for the ROC?

I've got my little binder going

The best slam-dunk stuff: Wills, Medical powers of attorney, HIPAA releases if applicable, etc.

Even handier to have for Life, not just Immigration.

My two most ongoing head-shaking mysteries vis-a-vis VJ, si man:

1. Why more couples don't have the above, no man;

2. "We got our NOA2 after 14 months! What's next?"

1. I was periodically throwing things in a shoe box.

2. Turns out my wife decided to clean it out

1. This is the way to do it, si man.

2. = the perfect opportunity to ditch a wife and avoid having to pay ROC fees, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,955]

Mud baths are best photo ops, always. All is covered.

Husband #1: How did your wife's mud facial treatment work out?

Husband #2: She looked great for 3 days... then the mud fell off.

He had hyperlipidemia and not good cholesterol numbers.

Uh, those are the same, si man? Un-hyper the lipidemia! Unleash Chiang Kai-Shek!

[TBoneTX 45,955]

Tarklars gonna be awful upset when he finds out we didn't 1 up his #######....

LPoP and unread, luckyforyou man.

I spent the day beating the bushes, looking for leprechauns.

That's what he gets for talking to himself in the middle of the night.

Not LPoP and therefore read. You're not crazy if you talk to yourself, but you are if you listen, see hear smell man.

have you ever wondered about the ministering to the cat comments?

Cats have servants, of which I am one, miu man.

Tiff always puts lotion on her butt...it's always greasy....

Ah, just fork her butt, I say!

[TBoneTX 45,955]

Ask Mrs TB for a referal to the doctor...(She was blind when she saw Tarklar)

My UGS (Ugly Gringo Shirt) was almost my undoing. Seriously, man.

[TBoneTX 45,955]

Ima gonna have to tell Tarklar to tell stretch to tell chuck to talk to the dear supreme leader about that.....

Too difficult, si man, and it requires a hunnerd fiddy for mere consideration...

My husband is getting very close to losing his I tell ya! Man he needs to go back to work before I say something he won't like.

Hasn't he been helping adequately with young Belvedere Jehosephat?

[TBoneTX 45,955]

Just driving me nuts, sitting at his computer barely paying attention to our 2 yr old.

It's OK, D ma'am -- I do the same thing and get the same reaction from Mrs. T-B., so it's normal and nothing for you to worry about, no man. Just leave him alone.