Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[SAT 9,609]

Which was immediately flooded out when the Red River melted and was blocked from flowing into Hudson bay by blocking Canadian anarchists.

But her 1/4 Hp sump pump took care of it...

[Caryh 5,206]

So I was too lazy to quote, but the bathroom reno is going to be more then fixtures. I'll be replacing everything, hopefully the plumbing will be ok

Shouldn't cost too much, I mean how many fixtures does an outhouse really need?

Then she's a Flipa-zoid.....

She's a Flip alright. And even if a little bit nuts, ok maybe a lot, I love her little brown butt.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I was periodically throwing things in a shoe box. Turns out my wife decided to clean it out and put her check stubs in there

I've still got plenty though.

joint checking and savings

both have life insurance naming the other as bene.

joint car loan, credit cards

joint auto insurance

Joint health insurance

she's on the mortgage documents on the house, they were supposed to put her on the deed but someone screwed that up on the refi.

She's on a couple utility bills. I asked all them to put her on, but only a couple show.

Joint on the home owners association

Joint on billing from the city

picked out about 30 some pictures from the past couple years

mailings from our church about the two of us.

Just thinking I should grab the page from the church directory listing us to.

joint membership in Filipino culture groups in the state, we're in two of them.

three years joint taxes

My wife wants to get a couple affidavits from friends also.

We're filing at the end of the month.

You guys are all prepared then!

I dunno whadahel you talkin bout.....

Tiff and I shared 1 bank account with 1000 bucks in it.

She was my beneficiary on my insurance policies.

We shared GHI cards.

We had a child in common.

And nothing else.

Easy, then. The Dane had his life insurance physical last week and I guess it is with the underwriters now. He had hyperlipidemia and not good cholesterol numbers. I think that is pretty bad for someone who is 28. I've got to get him to eat better or go to the doctor and get some statins or both.

[SAT 9,609]

So I was too lazy to quote, but the bathroom reno is going to be more then fixtures. I'll be replacing everything, hopefully the plumbing will be ok

You know how to Sheetrock and tile?

Asia mud bath pic now!

[Caryh 5,206]

Tiffs name is on nothing here.....

illegals aliens don't need their names on things.

[Asia 2,499]

We want Asia pics now!

Hey Asia, did you know that you and Jada were practically neighbors?

Of course I know!

And I spent a weekend in a city which is partially Polish and partially Czechs. The river runs by the middle of it and there had been a border there before both countries joined the EU.

[SAT 9,609]

Shouldn't cost too much, I mean how many fixtures does an outhouse really need?

She's a Flip alright. And even if a little bit nuts, ok maybe a lot, I love her little brown butt.

U brown noser....

[Asia 2,499]

Mud baths are best photo ops, always. All is covered.

So if I ever go to spa and take a mud bath, I will take a picture and post it here, I promise!

[SAT 9,609]

You guys are all prepared then!

Easy, then. The Dane had his life insurance physical last week and I guess it is with the underwriters now. He had hyperlipidemia and not good cholesterol numbers. I think that is pretty bad for someone who is 28. I've got to get him to eat better or go to the doctor and get some statins or both.

Statins are for diabetes you foolish woman!

He no need nuttin!

My cholesterol been 225 for 20 years.

Feed him a Jada diet!

Of course I know!

And I spent a weekend in a city which is partially Polish and partially Czechs. The river runs by the middle of it and there had been a border there before both countries joined the EU.

So Jada drank the water that you peed in?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Which was immediately flooded out when the Red River melted and was blocked from flowing into Hudson bay by blocking Canadian anarchists.

Well, we did look in some towns that do flood regularly, but I wasn't really happy with them. Last time this house flooded was 1997 and they have built a diversion since then. House has two sumps though and actually properly installed. The flood plain is listed the same as the house we live in in Connecticut and is far enough from the Red River that the tributary flooding is minimal (like max ever 1-2 feet on the street).

This is actually my drive to school (not that it floods that often):

And Trophie bought a mansion in New Dakota

Minnesoooooota!

Edited March 17, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

So if I ever go to spa and take a mud bath, I will take a picture and post it here, I promise!

Mud bath pics now!

[Caryh 5,206]

You guys are all prepared then!

Easy, then. The Dane had his life insurance physical last week and I guess it is with the underwriters now. He had hyperlipidemia and not good cholesterol numbers. I think that is pretty bad for someone who is 28. I've got to get him to eat better or go to the doctor and get some statins or both.

Well I've still got a huge stack of originals to get photocopied. Doing it a little each day. Unbelievably we discovered my wife put an unmarked CD of our wedding photos with a stack of CD's and not in the wedding album. These were our digital copies of what the professional photographer took. So glad we discovered it was missing and now its marked and moved to the photo album. I was beginning to think for a while it was lost for good.

Why would you have married a Dane with big lips? Couldn't you find one with normal lips or does big lips mean big.......

[Asia 2,499]

So Jada drank the water that you peed in?

Nope!

Mud bath pics now!

I don't have a photoshop to create any

[SAT 9,609]

Well, we did look in some towns that do flood regularly, but I wasn't really happy with them. Last time this house flooded was 1997 and they have built a diversion since then. House has two sumps though and actually properly installed. The flood plain is listed the same as the house we live in in Connecticut and is far enough from the Red River that the tributary flooding is minimal (like max ever 1-2 feet on the street).

This is actually my drive to school (not that it floods that often):

Minnesoooooota!

Oh sorry....south Wisconsin .....

[Caryh 5,206]

I bet they thought I was joking about the flooding up there Make sure you buy a canoe or rubber raft for springtime transportation.

Well, we did look in some towns that do flood regularly, but I wasn't really happy with them. Last time this house flooded was 1997 and they have built a diversion since then. House has two sumps though and actually properly installed. The flood plain is listed the same as the house we live in in Connecticut and is far enough from the Red River that the tributary flooding is minimal (like max ever 1-2 feet on the street).

This is actually my drive to school (not that it floods that often):

Minnesoooooota!