Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[Caryh 5,206]

Kate Beckinsale sucked the blood outta my neck. Jada got force fed a balut by Cary. Sasquatch drove to Altoona to buy a lotto ticket wearing her new lucky shoes, and is now worth 400 gazillion dollars.

OH NO, I think I was too late warning Asia that Putin was annexing Poland. Her lack of reply to the many goings on here is obvious proof it has already occurred.

[SAT 9,609]

I was periodically throwing things in a shoe box. Turns out my wife decided to clean it out and put her check stubs in there

I've still got plenty though.

joint checking and savings

both have life insurance naming the other as bene.

joint car loan, credit cards

joint auto insurance

Joint health insurance

she's on the mortgage documents on the house, they were supposed to put her on the deed but someone screwed that up on the refi.

She's on a couple utility bills. I asked all them to put her on, but only a couple show.

Joint on the home owners association

Joint on billing from the city

picked out about 30 some pictures from the past couple years

mailings from our church about the two of us.

Just thinking I should grab the page from the church directory listing us to.

joint membership in Filipino culture groups in the state, we're in two of them.

three years joint taxes

My wife wants to get a couple affidavits from friends also.

We're filing at the end of the month.

You guys are freakazoids. When a marriage is real, it's real. When it's fake, it'll trip itself up. No need all this stuff.... Edited March 17, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Asia 2,498]

OMG yer back ! you take any photos of yerself this weekend, when covered in mud at the spa?

Nope, haven't been at the spa, so no pictures from there...

Tho... even if I was at the spa, I wouldn't dare posting any pictures

[Darnell 8,479]

huh. maybe Poland voted for the Russian Annexation? She's been gone waaaaaay too long with no pics or explanations.

[Caryh 5,206]

You and Steve shoud write fantasy books!

Obviously I jumped the gun. Are you sure there's no Russians outside your door?

I don't want to piss of the man that might be this year's winner of the Peace Awards. Putin is good at peace, a piece of Georgia, a piece of Ukraine, and next a piece of Poland?

[SAT 9,609]

Nope, haven't been at the spa, so no pictures from there...

Tho... even if I was at the spa, I wouldn't dare posting any pictures

We want Asia pics now!

Hey Asia, did you know that you and Jada were practically neighbors?

[Darnell 8,479]

Nope, haven't been at the spa, so no pictures from there...

Tho... even if I was at the spa, I wouldn't dare posting any pictures

Mud baths are best photo ops, always. All is covered.

[Caryh 5,206]

You guys are freakazoids. When a marriage is real, it's real. When it's fake, it'll trip itself up. No need all this stuff....

I doubt USCIS needs all this, but my wife needs all this!

[SAT 9,609]

Kate Beckinsale sucked the blood outta my neck. Jada got force fed a balut by Cary. Sasquatch drove to Altoona to buy a lotto ticket wearing her new lucky shoes, and is now worth 400 gazillion dollars.

And Trophie bought a mansion in New Dakota

[Caryh 5,206]

We want Asia pics now!

Hey Asia, did you know that you and Jada were practically neighbors?

There are no neighbors in Europe, there are just soon to be invaders!

[Ontarkie 14,413]

So I was too lazy to quote, but the bathroom reno is going to be more then fixtures. I'll be replacing everything, hopefully the plumbing will be ok

[SAT 9,609]

I doubt USCIS needs all this, but my wife needs all this!

Then she's a Flipa-zoid.....

[Caryh 5,206]

And Trophie bought a mansion in New Dakota

Which was immediately flooded out when the Red River melted and was blocked from flowing into Hudson bay by blocking Canadian anarchists.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiffs name is on nothing here.....

[Asia 2,498]

Obviously I jumped the gun. Are you sure there's no Russians outside your door?

I'm sure.

And I hope that if it comes to such ridiculous situation, we won't be sold by the UK & the US again.