Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[Darnell 8,479]

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hmmmmm

Luncheon Munchin'.... all the peeps gone for artnoon naps...

[Darnell 8,479]

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Nope - no nappies for me today -

hope O'Stevklar's backside isna too green from the liquid he's imbibing...

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TaDa ! I did it !! I claim post 2000, in this here thread... Let's see - stuff to share?

Spring crop o tomatoes are coming in nicely...

Kale almost ready for harvest.

When Mrs. Darnell saw the greenhouses this weekend, she not understand all was started from seed...

Edited March 17, 2014 by Darnell

[Asia 2,498]

Good evening!

I see you've been talkatcive while I was gone.

Too many pages to read them all

Anything interesting happened?

[Caryh 5,206]

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Nope - no nappies for me today -

hope O'Stevklar's backside isna too green from the liquid he's imbibing...

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TaDa ! I did it !! I claim post 2000, in this here thread... Let's see - stuff to share?

Spring crop o tomatoes are coming in nicely...

Kale almost ready for harvest.

When Mrs. Darnell saw the greenhouses this weekend, she not understand all was started from seed...

mmm forced winter tomatoes, yummy.

[Caryh 5,206]

Good evening!

I see you've been talkatcive while I was gone.

Too many pages to read them all

Anything interesting happened?

Stevo kicked Tiff out, and is shacking up with Jada. We expect him to be very fat shortly, and Jada may gain weight to as O'Stevklar stuffs meat down her throat.

TBone has defected to Ecu to run the USA embassy there.

My wife left me and returned to the Philippines with my entire retirement fund, after crashing both our cars and stealing my dogs.

Wacko is knocked up with another guys kid, while her hubby has knocked up three different teenage girls from the local middle school.

Oh and Putin has decided to annex Poland next.

PS this is all totally made up on the fly and has no bearing in reality except the the parts that were true which I did know were actually true. Where the heck are my cars, dogs and wife though?

Edited March 17, 2014 by Caryh

[Darnell 8,479]

Good evening!

I see you've been talkatcive while I was gone.

Too many pages to read them all

Anything interesting happened?

OMG yer back ! you take any photos of yerself this weekend, when covered in mud at the spa?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So Cary, you've been collecting stuff for the ROC?

I've got my little binder going, but I don't think we will have a problem. Since we've been here, I've got two different trips with boarding passes, shared healthcare plan cards, cards addressed to both of us, joint car insurance, both of our names on my daughter's school paperwork, joint accounts and credit cards, etc.

I worry a little bit about the shared housing thing that seems to trip people up in light of only my name going on the house title, but it is what it is.

[SAT 9,609]

Good luck O'Stevklar

Thanks. No obvious ulcer was what he said....

Checking biopsy and H pylori.....

Cats can and colonoscopy in future...

Catscan....

[Caryh 5,206]

So Cary, you've been collecting stuff for the ROC?

I've got my little binder going, but I don't think we will have a problem. Since we've been here, I've got two different trips with boarding passes, shared healthcare plan cards, cards addressed to both of us, joint car insurance, both of our names on my daughter's school paperwork, joint accounts and credit cards, etc.

I worry a little bit about the shared housing thing that seems to trip people up in light of only my name going on the house title, but it is what it is.

I was periodically throwing things in a shoe box. Turns out my wife decided to clean it out and put her check stubs in there

I've still got plenty though.

joint checking and savings

both have life insurance naming the other as bene.

joint car loan, credit cards

joint auto insurance

Joint health insurance

she's on the mortgage documents on the house, they were supposed to put her on the deed but someone screwed that up on the refi.

She's on a couple utility bills. I asked all them to put her on, but only a couple show.

Joint on the home owners association

Joint on billing from the city

picked out about 30 some pictures from the past couple years

mailings from our church about the two of us.

Just thinking I should grab the page from the church directory listing us to.

joint membership in Filipino culture groups in the state, we're in two of them.

three years joint taxes

My wife wants to get a couple affidavits from friends also.

We're filing at the end of the month.

[SAT 9,609]

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Nope - no nappies for me today -

hope O'Stevklar's backside isna too green from the liquid he's imbibing...

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TaDa ! I did it !! I claim post 2000, in this here thread... Let's see - stuff to share?

Spring crop o tomatoes are coming in nicely...

Kale almost ready for harvest.

When Mrs. Darnell saw the greenhouses this weekend, she not understand all was started from seed...

Upper GI, not colonoscopy....

[Caryh 5,206]

Thanks. No obvious ulcer was what he said....

Checking biopsy and H pylori.....

Cats can and colonoscopy in future...

Catscan....

What kind of cat did they use to scan you? How about lab work? What color lab was it?

Upper GI, not colonoscopy....

That's even further to feed in the scope, isn't it?

[SAT 9,609]

Good evening!

I see you've been talkatcive while I was gone.

Too many pages to read them all

Anything interesting happened?

Kate Beckinsale sucked the blood outta my neck. Jada got force fed a balut by Cary. Sasquatch drove to Altoona to buy a lotto ticket wearing her new lucky shoes, and is now worth 400 gazillion dollars.

[SAT 9,609]

So Cary, you've been collecting stuff for the ROC?

I've got my little binder going, but I don't think we will have a problem. Since we've been here, I've got two different trips with boarding passes, shared healthcare plan cards, cards addressed to both of us, joint car insurance, both of our names on my daughter's school paperwork, joint accounts and credit cards, etc.

I worry a little bit about the shared housing thing that seems to trip people up in light of only my name going on the house title, but it is what it is.

I dunno whadahel you talkin bout.....

Tiff and I shared 1 bank account with 1000 bucks in it.

She was my beneficiary on my insurance policies.

We shared GHI cards.

We had a child in common.

And nothing else.

[Asia 2,498]

PS this is all totally made up on the fly and has no bearing in reality except the the parts that were true which I did know were actually true. Where the heck are my cars, dogs and wife though?

You and Steve shoud write fantasy books!

[SAT 9,609]

What kind of cat did they use to scan you? How about lab work? What color lab was it?

That's even further to feed in the scope, isn't it?

But your butt doesn't hurt from endoscopy

But I don't like anesthesia...