Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[JTB11 1,079]

Now relax....it's just a job interview...

ok...that was useful for NYU cause I was nervous but once I got thru that....I am calm as a *insert whatever animal one would when describing calm*

[Caryh 5,206]

I had to look up grungy.

I am drinking water. That will do it. I wish I could take my pasta salad with me but it has too much garlic and onion so protein bar it is.

Maybe they also like garlic, and coming in with garlic breath will get the job?

ok...that was useful for NYU cause I was nervous but once I got thru that....I am calm as a *insert whatever animal one would when describing calm*

How about a snail? I never seen a snail get excited about anything.

[JTB11 1,079]

Well now I'm confused. So if I like any post, I must find a Tarklar post and give it a +1?

And you guys were too chatty over the weekend, no way I'm going through 30 pages of posts!

where were you whole weekend ! this is an important thread that requires at least an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening every day .....

Maybe they also like garlic, and coming in with garlic breath will get the job?

How about a snail? I never seen a snail get excited about anything.

I hear they are pot smokers over there so I think that would work but garlic ...not so sure lol

yes ! Snail !! That thing is slow and always looks neutral and unexcited ! Thank you ! I am calm as a snail without the slime.

[SAT 9,609]

Well now I'm confused. So if I like any post, I must find a Tarklar post and give it a +1?

And you guys were too chatty over the weekend, no way I'm going through 30 pages of posts!

Yes. Now you must hunt down a Tarklar post and 1 up it.....

Weekend summary.....

JTB wants you to shove a balut in her throat.m

I want kate Beckinsale to suck the blood outta my neck...

[JTB11 1,079]

Yes. Now you must hunt down a Tarklar post and 1 up it.....

Weekend summary.....

JTB wants you to shove a balut in her throat.m

I want kate Beckinsale to suck the blood outta my neck...

JTB wants Kate Beckinsale to suck the blood outta her neck too (also weekend stuff).

gross...balut...gross

Edited March 17, 2014 by JTB11

[SAT 9,609]

where were you whole weekend ! this is an important thread that requires at least an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening every day .....

I hear they are pot smokers over there so I think that would work but garlic ...not so sure lol

yes ! Snail !! That thing is slow and always looks neutral and unexcited ! Thank you ! I am calm as a snail without the slime.

Oh yeah, you get to smoke pot over there. Then the national guard shoots you.....

(Google "kent state shootings")

I'm learning Jada American history

[Caryh 5,206]

where were you whole weekend ! this is an important thread that requires at least an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening every day .....

Hmmm dinner out and a movie, sleeping. Breakfast and watching Filipino TV, the weekend house cleaning, brought dog to the groomer, finished house cleaning, picked up dog at the groomer, a bit of gaming time, a bit of reading my book, hanging with the wife, eating a bowl of popcorn instead of eating a meal, sleeping. Waking up, a little game time, Pinoy brunch food, helping spouse with laundry, a little reading my book, watching more Filipino TV, working on the ROC petition, picking up dinner at the Chinese place, back to bed and sleeping.

Here's my new dog after the groomer. When I walked in I had no idea it was her except for her reaction to seeing me. I had worked on removing most of the matts from her coat, mainly on the legs and feet, which were so thick you couldn't find her toes or pads. Even the groomer said she had a tough time getting the rest of the matts cleaned out from between the pads.

this is how she looked on arrival

[JTB11 1,079]

Hmmm dinner out and a movie, sleeping. Breakfast and watching Filipino TV, the weekend house cleaning, brought dog to the groomer, finished house cleaning, picked up dog at the groomer, a bit of gaming time, a bit of reading my book, hanging with the wife, eating a bowl of popcorn instead of eating a meal, sleeping. Waking up, a little game time, Pinoy brunch food, helping spouse with laundry, a little reading my book, watching more Filipino TV, working on the ROC petition, picking up dinner at the Chinese place, back to bed and sleeping.

Here's my new dog after the groomer. When I walked in I had no idea it was her except for her reaction to seeing me. I had worked on removing most of the matts from her coat, mainly on the legs and feet, which were so thick you couldn't find her toes or pads. Even the groomer said she had a tough time getting the rest of the matts cleaned out from between the pads.

this is how she looked on arrival

omg that is so adorable i could cry. and looking so different !!!! Awww puppy.

[Caryh 5,206]

Yes. Now you must hunt down a Tarklar post and 1 up it.....

Weekend summary.....

JTB wants you to shove a balut in her throat.m

I want kate Beckinsale to suck the blood outta my neck...

For fiddy dollars I'll take up his request.

Don't think JTB wants balut, unless she's radically drunk

mmmmm Kate Beckinsale and certainly suck on something

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Cary, that is like cute overload!

[SAT 9,609]

Go look at the pics of the dirt the Gumps left me....

That's a cool dog. Is it a foster? I've a little girl here for that dog to adopt.

[Caryh 5,206]

omg that is so adorable i could cry. and looking so different !!!! Awww puppy.

She is so cute now. I love the new look. She still needs house breaking, the people lied to me and told me she was.

Can you imagine why I didn't recognise her at all. But her personality certainly identified her. She's got a great disposition. Unfortunately, she was never fully house broken, so I'm working on that issue.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh happy St Paddys day to all you Mick-klars.....

Oh #######...forgot about the opening bell.....

Ok...whadahelis driving the market up now?

[SAT 9,609]

US manufacturing gain....Ohio is no longer a rust belt. Detroit is rich....

Crimea voted to give all it's ####### to Russia.....

We're all rich now

(Feel it?)

Edited March 17, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Caryh 5,206]

Go look at the pics of the dirt the Gumps left me....

That's a cool dog. Is it a foster? I've a little girl here for that dog to adopt.

Well we rescued her, but she's not a foster, we're keeping her. A filipina my wife knows, husband was going to just let her go on the streets. This was when it was below zero at night and they were keeping her in a van outside, because their new apartment didn't allow pets. I think she'd have been adopted in a week after that hair cut, if she was a foster. So far she's gotten all her vaccinations, they never brought her to a vet, and checked for heartworm, which is common here. I really worried she might have it, since she wasn't on preventative, and was pretty skinny when she arrived. We fattened her up though a little, so she's actually a decent weight now, maybe just a touch more weight to be perfect.

Oh happy St Paddys day to all you Mick-klars.....

Oh #######...forgot about the opening bell.....

Ok...whadahelis driving the market up now?

You told me the market was crashing, I put all my money into silk ties for safe keeping!