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Ontarkie Grand Master

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Stretch please take good care of yourself....

I got guys here that'll crank out a 5x9 bathroom for 2000 labor. Gutting included...

Standard equipment bathroom 5x9.... 4500 total.

I'll be ok not sure about my husband, good thing he has thick skin.

I can do the bathroom reno's just need my husband to let me spend.

Did that earlier. Mrs. T-B. arrived from pre-Ecu shopping, staggered in the door, and promptly collapsed on the floor. She'd gotten "bonkus of the conkus" on the trunk door of the temporary Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, ouch man. She was out for approx. Many (30) seconds. This conversation ensued:

Mini-B.: Mommy, are you OK, Mommy?

T-B.: Cariño, are you dead? If so, let me know so I can call the rubias (blondes).

Mini-B.: Mommy, what happened, Mommy?

[Mrs. T-B. flutters heavily mascara'd eyelashes]

T-B.: Oh, poop -- I'll have to cancel the rubias.

Mini-B.: Mommy, do you have a booboo, Mommy?

Mrs. T-B. [groaning]: Ice-pack... ice-pack...

[T-B. reaches into freezer & retrieves ice-pack]

Mrs. T-B. [applying to head]: Put it in a cloth.

T-B. [to Mini-B.]: Mommy's going to be OK.

Mini-B.: Mommy, get up! [extends hand & tries to pull]

Mrs. T-B. [to T-B.]: Help me up.

T-B.: Lose some weight first!

[Mini-B. keeps tugging; T-B. tugs; Mrs. T-B. arises]

T-B.: Did you lose your memory or anything?

Mrs. T-B. [groggily]: What memory?

T-B.: Oh, good! [hypnotic tone] You... are... a... rubia!

Mrs. T-B.: I am?

T-B.: And who's the governor of Texas?

Mrs. T-B.: Perry... Ellis. [plops heavily into chair]

Mini-B.: Mommy, get up!

T-B.: Mommy has a booboo.

Mini-B.: Mini-B. kiss Mommy's booboo make it better?

Mini-B. [kissing Mrs. T-B.'s forehead] There, all better!

Mrs. T-B. [groggily]: I'm not making dinner. Call CiCi's and get pizzas.

T-B. [to Mini-B.]: Mommy's going to be Oh-Kay.

Glad the Mrs is ok!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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JTB11
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Bite me. ps: I got 2nd interview in person in NYC with NYU...not sure what to expect aahhh

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Here's from today he's 18 days old.

N-o-l-a
N-o-l-a

Post-nuptial agreement is drafted, wills and advanced directives have been drawn up, successful week, no?

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Palindrome, see man:

Llama, I am all.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Oh yeah, si man: Thread-Laundress report. Standard 4 off-week loads, completely routine. That'll be a hunnerd fiddy, Steveklar man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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Uh... a llama-blanket, huh man?

Llamas = Peru, geography man.

LPoP & unread, but if you're going to ask about alpacas, they're Peru, too, geography man.

Alpaca is not a llama.

llama is not an Alpaca.

Of course, if'n you were at the Houston Rodeo this weekend, you could pick out almost anything made from either animal (cause the expo is huge)

I don't care! I want a llama blanket!

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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walking dead was rough.

Dog is sitting in my sitting space on the bed as usual. She wanted to bark and I was petting her....so she was making odd cow sounds....half happy half angry....way too funny.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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oohpartiv   484

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annd The Walking Dead.

####### WAS UP WITH THAT EPISODE?! I mean furrealz. :( Sooo depressing. I'm also annoyed there are only two episodes left this season - I mean, barely anything has happened! Grr.

USC who lived in Manabí, Ecuador with hubby from 2009 - 2013. Hubby became a naturalized American citizen in August 2016. Currently living together in northern Virginia.

For full timeline, see "about me".

Latest Dates

N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,918

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I don't care! I want a llama blanket!

GSs, man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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####### WAS UP WITH THAT EPISODE?! I mean furrealz. sad.png Sooo depressing. I'm also annoyed there are only two episodes left this season - I mean, barely anything has happened! Grr.

ya..didn't expect that at all....

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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####### WAS UP WITH THAT EPISODE?! I mean furrealz. sad.png Sooo depressing. I'm also annoyed there are only two episodes left this season - I mean, barely anything has happened! Grr.

btw...at some point I called Daryl - Darnell :D

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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there you go Steve

http://www.cafepress.com/+im_a_llama_blanket_wrap,592498648

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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good night everyone, gotta go to sleep before I don't and bomb the interview.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

 
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