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Home made Bread is good anytime of the day/night and if it isn't eating before it's cooled off then heads must roll tongue.png

especially with chocolate and apricots :D

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Bite me. ps: I got 2nd interview in person in NYC with NYU...not sure what to expect aahhh

Ontarkie
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Here's from today he's 18 days old.

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Post-nuptial agreement is drafted, wills and advanced directives have been drawn up, successful week, no?

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the best loaf of bread I ever had in my life was a fresh baked loaf of pumpernickel in a farmer's house in North Carolina....

man I can still taste that loaf of bread......


great you freaks, look what you did......now I gotta go find a loaf of pumpernickel tomorrow.........


i dont care who eats it...I am making it. And I can store it for tomorrow. Truth be told i am a little nauseated ...flutastic.

You musta caught the H1 on that Fook bus last week......ohmy.png

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the best loaf of bread I ever had in my life was a fresh baked loaf of pumpernickel in a farmer's house in North Carolina....

man I can still taste that loaf of bread......

great you freaks, look what you did......now I gotta go find a loaf of pumpernickel tomorrow.........

You musta caught the H1 on that Fook bus last week......ohmy.png

awesome, and I gotta go back 1st week of April.....*sigh* buses....

update on bread: I think it is ok. Seems dryer than I expected. Will have to research it, if that is how it is supposed to be.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Soda bread is a drier bread type.

ok thanks !! It seems that butter is needed and a tea....now that I think about it...duh. lol

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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fresh bread + melted butter = heaven on tastebuds


I made english muffin bread not long ago I think I need to make it again soon.

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fresh bread + melted butter = heaven on tastebuds

I made english muffin bread not long ago I think I need to make it again soon.

and then I will send you homemade jam !!

great now I gotta go buy English muffins too....

(that's wacko's nickname for Aliban)

Start talking about nice fresh hot buttermilk biscuits why dontcha....

they are on the menu for next week....with roast chicken.

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GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Homemade jam is goood.

7up biscuits are good too!


off to make another sandwich talking about food is making me hungry

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Wish her a Happy Birthday for us you cheap bustard. Whatju get her for her birthday? a used timex?

Timexes (correct Latin plural, Timices) take a lickin' and keep on tickin', watch man.

Got Mrs. T-B. 3 birthday cards from Dollar Tree at 2/$1. One was from the cat, one a funny one from me, and one mushy one. Stuck a $50 bill in the mushy one. She ooo'd and ah'd . I asked what she liked most about the mushy one. She said, "It says '$50!'"

[cue song: Ciudada-NA America-NA...]

We went to 5 GSs and found stuff, albeit nothing remarkable, at each.

Intense argument occurred in regard to lunch. The Mrs. T-B.-mobile is in the body shop, and Mrs. T-B. had neglected to remove all coupons from it. We therefore had only Burger King coupons available, and I therefore lobbied for their use. As a chief part of the ensuing reasoned discussion, accusations of "Ciudadana Americana!" and "cheap gringo!" loudly peppered the air before she gave in and I took her to Langosta Roja (Red Lobster) for $25 + tip, $igh man.

In addition to the above largesse, she received 2.5 evening hours of uninterrupted Ecu-packing time while Daddy distracted a whinier- and clingier-than-usual Mini-B., wee man.

1. monday is Ohio uni. in Athens in person 3 hours

2. tuesday gwu skype

Many. 2nd april nyu in nyc

Many. dog has her butt in my face

1., 2, Many. Good luck, si ma'am.

Many. Have you ever had a cat fart on you, huh ma'am?

Its about a 20 mile drive from here.....Takes about 30 minutes. And the trip will cost 26 bucks in tolls to get there and back....

The Many miles and Many minutes are no problem, but the $Many is the death knell, sayonara man. If it were I, I would call Sears and tell them to take a longish walk off a shortish pier, see man.

my own equipment [...] dumb bells

So you admit that you're equipped as a dumbbell, huh man? :P

just had smoothie with extra nutritional yeast. Staying in bed for the rest of the day. Kicked hubs out the house to help his dad...he was not happy about it.

Hubby's reaction should be the yeast of your worries, si ma'am.

he is repairing all the cars that don't work so they can finally have their 2 cars. first he repaired 2 cars from the older son, now he is repairing the other sons car and then he will get his own car back and he will need to repair that and then he will need to check up on his wifes car since its been making noises.

I am now confused and have a headache, ouch man...

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I'm not you buddy guy.....

I'm not you guy, friend....

I'm not your friend, buddy....

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture, no man.

I have a big ole fire pit upstate. Once in a while, we throw a pig on there....

Difference between poets & pigs, see man: Poets have a pen & ink; pigs have a pen & oink, si man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Now if my name was Tarklar, this would be a no brainer. I'd drive 15 miles to save 1 dollar on the jack stands, bring them home, spend 3 hours rotating the tires. And then spend 5 bucks in soap trying to wash the grease outta my clothes and hair....

You underestimate someone's innate torpor, negatory man.

fart often.

Advice to live by, :thumbs: man.

It is B E A UUUUUUTIFULLLL out today biggrin.png I'm so excited about this nice weather. Went out and goy new tires for the car today and got a haircut. All the windows in the house are open and I'm in shorts. Woohoo! tongue.png

What kind of tyres (British spelling), huh man?

How beautiful -- it got up to 33 F. today?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. My 3rd load of laundry is in the washer, I don't want to do anything but rip someone to shreds.

2. I really need sleep

Many. he made a mess in the kitchen.

1. Shred the laundry before warshing it, and you won't need to warsh it, see and no ma'am.

2. Join the infant/toddler club, zzz man.

Many. Feminize the pronoun, and it describes the situation here, sigh man.

Invite Tarklar over for free ribs (bait), then make him feel right at home by making him do the laundry (switch)

Ribs are uneaten here (too much work, too little flesh), but if D-Stretch fluttered her eyes at me, I'd probably comply with the laundry, sigh man.

Mine is due tomorrow and then I have to start all this testing ordered by the fertility clinic where they inject dye in and take tissue samples (two different days).

Not all this chica-stuff again, no man. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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