John and Teresa Kerry's weird Christmas cards

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Nothing is ever simple when it comes to John Kerry.

The senator from Massachusetts and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, sent out 75,000 Christmas cards with pictures of trees at each season. The Kerrys gushed over their "gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent."

But it didn't end there.

The card came in an odd-looking envelope, one of those with a return-mail flap and instructions to send it to . . . well, to a recycling company, so "it can be made into new carpet tile."

Carpet tile?

We want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."

So the card instructs: "1. Remove this panel and insert it along with the card into the envelope. 2. Expose adhesive strip and fold the flap over to seal the envelope. 3. Drop this mailer into any U.S. mailbox."

Who else would send a Christmas card with a to-do list?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...0301545_pf.html

[Sinergy 3]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

[Jenn! 918]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

[Sinergy 3]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok but my point being, leave the man alone for gosh sake (not you jenn hahahah, the press) hes humiliated himself enough, theres no point in pouring salt into the wound.

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

Nothing is ever simple when it comes to John Kerry.

The senator from Massachusetts and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, sent out 75,000 Christmas cards with pictures of trees at each season. The Kerrys gushed over their "gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent."

But it didn't end there.

The card came in an odd-looking envelope, one of those with a return-mail flap and instructions to send it to . . . well, to a recycling company, so "it can be made into new carpet tile."

Carpet tile?

We want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."

So the card instructs: "1. Remove this panel and insert it along with the card into the envelope. 2. Expose adhesive strip and fold the flap over to seal the envelope. 3. Drop this mailer into any U.S. mailbox."

Who else would send a Christmas card with a to-do list?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...0301545_pf.html

i'd think that if he was really concerned about recycling, he'd not send 75,000 freaking christmas cards.

[Mags 112]

Nothing is ever simple when it comes to John Kerry.

The senator from Massachusetts and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, sent out 75,000 Christmas cards with pictures of trees at each season. The Kerrys gushed over their "gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent."

But it didn't end there.

The card came in an odd-looking envelope, one of those with a return-mail flap and instructions to send it to . . . well, to a recycling company, so "it can be made into new carpet tile."

Carpet tile?

We want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."

So the card instructs: "1. Remove this panel and insert it along with the card into the envelope. 2. Expose adhesive strip and fold the flap over to seal the envelope. 3. Drop this mailer into any U.S. mailbox."

Who else would send a Christmas card with a to-do list?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...0301545_pf.html

i'd think that if he was really concerned about recycling, he'd not send 75,000 freaking christmas cards.

Now that IS a very good point...but seeing as he sent them out anyway I think the recycling idea is pretty good actually.

Edited January 4, 2007 by mags

[peejay 327]

We want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."

Groovy...the time is right for the return of Soylent Green!

[ceriserose 1]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok but my point being, leave the man alone for gosh sake (not you jenn hahahah, the press) hes humiliated himself enough, theres no point in pouring salt into the wound.

Oh, we all know you really mean Jenn...

Yeah, Jenn, leave the man alone. We all know you're the biggest perpetrator of Kerry-bashing here on VJ!!!

[Jenn! 918]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok but my point being, leave the man alone for gosh sake (not you jenn hahahah, the press) hes humiliated himself enough, theres no point in pouring salt into the wound.

Oh, we all know you really mean Jenn...

Yeah, Jenn, leave the man alone. We all know you're the biggest perpetrator of Kerry-bashing here on VJ!!!

Are you being sarcastic?

[Jenn! 918]

[mawilson 2,133]

I have a plan:

"1. Remove this panel and insert it along with the card into the envelope. 2. Expose adhesive strip and fold the flap over to seal the envelope. 3. Drop this mailer into any U.S. mailbox."

[kaydee457 13]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok but my point being, leave the man alone for gosh sake (not you jenn hahahah, the press) hes humiliated himself enough, theres no point in pouring salt into the wound.

Yes there is...He could be replaced by a Republican if he keeps making a jerk of himself..

[one...two...tree 2,762]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok but my point being, leave the man alone for gosh sake (not you jenn hahahah, the press) hes humiliated himself enough, theres no point in pouring salt into the wound.

Yes there is...He could be replaced by a Republican if he keeps making a jerk of himself..

...of course, because we all know Republicans are incapable of making jerks of themselves.

[Sinergy 3]

No matter what he does nobody will ever think it is good enough anymore. He could wipe his ### now and SOMEONE will say he did it wrong.

He could use his Christmas card! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok but my point being, leave the man alone for gosh sake (not you jenn hahahah, the press) hes humiliated himself enough, theres no point in pouring salt into the wound.

Yes there is...He could be replaced by a Republican if he keeps making a jerk of himself..

...of course, because we all know Republicans are incapable of making jerks of themselves.

HAHAHAHA

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

The point of this article, at least to me, is that Kerry is weird. Maybe not incompetent or stupid (I doubt he is either) but weird.