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Top Ten Signs you are at a Lame New Year's Eve party

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Top Ten Signs You're At A Lame New Years Eve Party

- To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed

- The 'Party Hats' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones

- There's a "Happy 1995" sticker on the packete of shrimp you've been eating all night

- It's January 6th

- Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm

- The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000

- At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop

- You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom

- The 'Champagne' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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