'Forced' to marry

[luvaLimey 0]

o.O are you sure you want to know what he was doing with your corkscrew?

[rebeccajo 14]

o.O are you sure you want to know what he was doing with your corkscrew?

Well.....maybe....if it would help cork this thread........

*would that be a backwards screw?*

Edited January 3, 2007 by rebeccajo

[sarah and hicham 3]

Why would anyone want to cork this thread? I think a lot of people have discovered who szsz really is (VP) here today.

[mybackpages 0]

Why would anyone want to cork this thread? I think a lot of people have discovered who szsz really is (VP) here today.

[rebeccajo 14]

Oh, I forgot to tell you all.

I WAS forced to marry.

I was pregnant. It was the immaculate conception. We couldn't decide whether to raise the child Christian, Muslim or Hindi. So we gave him up for adoption. I heard that somebody found him out on the highway the other day playing in the median. He really only got away because the gay sheep that were supposed to be watching him slipped up. Oh, and they also found a bootleg copy of Saddam's hanging in a bag around the sheep's neck. The corkscrew, however, remains lost.

[mybackpages 0]

Oh, I forgot to tell you all.

I WAS forced to marry.

I was pregnant. It was the immaculate conception. We couldn't decide whether to raise the child Christian, Muslim or Hindi. So we gave him up for adoption. I heard that somebody found him out on the highway the other day playing in the median. He really only got away because the gay sheep that were supposed to be watching him slipped up. Oh, and they also found a bootleg copy of Saddam's hanging in a bag around the sheep's neck. The corkscrew, however, remains lost.

I understood this whole post. does that mean I have been hanging out here at VJ too much ?

[rebeccajo 14]

Oh, I forgot to tell you all.

I WAS forced to marry.

I was pregnant. It was the immaculate conception. We couldn't decide whether to raise the child Christian, Muslim or Hindi. So we gave him up for adoption. I heard that somebody found him out on the highway the other day playing in the median. He really only got away because the gay sheep that were supposed to be watching him slipped up. Oh, and they also found a bootleg copy of Saddam's hanging in a bag around the sheep's neck. The corkscrew, however, remains lost.

I understood this whole post. does that mean I have been hanging out here at VJ too much ?

*clink*

Yes.

You win the prize.

[mybackpages 0]

Oh, I forgot to tell you all.

I WAS forced to marry.

I was pregnant. It was the immaculate conception. We couldn't decide whether to raise the child Christian, Muslim or Hindi. So we gave him up for adoption. I heard that somebody found him out on the highway the other day playing in the median. He really only got away because the gay sheep that were supposed to be watching him slipped up. Oh, and they also found a bootleg copy of Saddam's hanging in a bag around the sheep's neck. The corkscrew, however, remains lost.

I understood this whole post. does that mean I have been hanging out here at VJ too much ?

*clink*

Yes.

You win the prize.

YAY I love prizes...as long as it not the corkscrew that charles took

[ceriserose 1]

Oh, I forgot to tell you all.

I WAS forced to marry.

I was pregnant. It was the immaculate conception. We couldn't decide whether to raise the child Christian, Muslim or Hindi. So we gave him up for adoption. I heard that somebody found him out on the highway the other day playing in the median. He really only got away because the gay sheep that were supposed to be watching him slipped up. Oh, and they also found a bootleg copy of Saddam's hanging in a bag around the sheep's neck. The corkscrew, however, remains lost.

Well, way to exclude the pagans, taoists and shinto. Now I'm miffed at you, missy.

[Fandango 1,439]

Why would anyone want to cork this thread? I think a lot of people have discovered who szsz really is (VP) here today.

that would be summat truly incredible to confirm.

Would deffo put a strange perspective on all those fights they had....then again, it's not all that implausible

[sarah and hicham 3]

Why would anyone want to cork this thread? I think a lot of people have discovered who szsz really is (VP) here today.

that would be summat truly incredible to confirm.

Would deffo put a strange perspective on all those fights they had....then again, it's not all that implausible

anything is possible with a little determination Lisa!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

[Captain Ewok 1,891]

All: Please stop any personal attacks or the thread will be closed. Thank you.

[Killer_Clown_2009 0]

In my opinion, the statistic which is being thrown around here so much about divorce rates between those who live together before marriage being greater than those who don't could mean many things.

That's my thought exactly and I believe that the person using that statistic is a scientist of sorts. If they are, they should know that you can't infer causation from a correclation. Very poor scientific method indeed. I would like to see the source of that study, know who did it and why and what they were hoping to prove.

This study makes sense to me http://www.virginia.edu/topnews/releases/e...eb-22-1999.html

Edited January 3, 2007 by jane2005

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

Why would anyone want to cork this thread? I think a lot of people have discovered who szsz really is (VP) here today.

Wow... it's all starting to make sense... sorta kinda.

All: Please stop any personal attacks or the thread will be closed. Thank you.

Sorry, Captain