Is Valentine's Day A Scam to Sucker You into Spending Money?

[GandD 5,966]

The doctor said my nose should heal quickly but my testicles are a total loss.

Well.......... You'll have that.........

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I went to Hooters about 2 years ago with a buddy of mine, all the girls were so young, I felt like an old perv.

You are an old perv, that's why.

[Teddy B 17,252]

You are an old perv, that's why.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I went to Hooters about 2 years ago with a buddy of mine, all the girls were so young, I felt like an old perv.

I embrace my pervness.

[Teddy B 17,252]

I embrace my pervness.

That's well known.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

My wife wanted a new watch for VD....I told her there's a clock on the stove and shut up.

That was awesome..Would you like to put on a Conservative wing of current events pledge pin

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I can't decide whether to give the wife a give card to Home Depot, or Harbor Freight.

[GandD 5,966]

I can't decide whether to give the wife a give card to Home Depot, or Harbor Freight.

Oh Harbor Freight............ Its hard to resist any tool you want for $20. China or no......

[deleted-05292014 331]

What is a CABA

I'm assuming it's not Columbia Alpaca Breeders Association. Really that came up in Google

[Tingbudong 12]

OK OK I know this is old but its V-day this week so I thought Id bumpit.

My Ex once ripped me a new one because I bought her flowers and delivered them to her myself. We were on a pretty limited budget back then right after graduation so the triple normal delivery price on Valentines day was really seeming like a lot to me. I thought it was a great idea.. I bought them myself and fancied them up a little, wrote my own better than a tiny note card and put that in them and then left my work to haul it 20 minutes to drop it off at her office myself and had someone there take them in and put them on her desk so shed be surprised after lunch.

When she got mad at me for cheaping out by not having them delivered.. (her friends later ripped her one back defending me and saying I did way more to make her happy than anyone who just dropped plastic and went bak about their business - yeah friends) I should have divorced that materialistic B!@ right then and saved 9 more years of suffering.

Since then I flat refuse. My last girl friend had no problem with me telling her we celebrate V-day the previous or following week on whatever day we choose ahead of time because I refuse to pay into the blatant price gouging that we get forced to suffer through because if we don't our women will make us pay yet again. Anywho.. how is it romantic if its only done out of obvious duress. I buy flowers and do romantic things all the time. I love doing it and surprising her with a nice cooked dinner and bubble bath with rose petals or other fun date things, flowers just because, surprise turn away from the movie theater and go to her favorite restaurant instead, cards for no reason etc.

I like the concept of Valentines day but really hate the way you get judged on it in reality. It only creates expectation and women use it to compete with each other for how much their man is willing to spend. Commercial BS in my opinion.. NOT romance. Romance is when I diode jot because I love you, on my own, without a threat hanging over my head if your flowers aren't bigger than the woman at the next desk.

I don't think my fiancee is like this, she would rather I save money for her wedding dress and our new place. Hope to god she doesn't "learn' this stuff from her American friends after a couple years here though.

[Operator 1,927]

That was awesome..Would you like to put on a Conservative wing of current events pledge pin

Sir, you can tattoo it over my heart if you like.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

We're going to Hooters to Celebrate!!!

I was thinking dinner followed by a club. A local joint named Teasers has a VD special that night, no cover charge if you bring your female companion along.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Sir, you can tattoo it over my heart if you like.

we got a new pledge and MBD is MIA

The balance of power may tip here

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I was thinking dinner followed by a club. A local joint named Teasers has a VD special that night, no cover charge if you bring your female companion along.

We use to have a teasers in Warner Robins

Years ago several husbands got a pass to go. One of the straighter acting husbands said he really did not want to go. His wife insisted it was of. We finally talked him into it. He went on and on , about not liking those kind of places.

When we walked in the door 3 strippers called him, by his first name. Seems he was a regular

[Operator 1,927]

we got a new pledge and MBD is MIA

The balance of power may tip here

I need to be up front though, I don't believe in god and I'm pro choice. I voted for Obama (but only once). I've "experimented" with several illegal substances on a regular basis and I ride a German motorcycle.

If you still want me I'm yours.