Obama and Beyoncé Are Having an Affair

[mota bhai 2,675]

The French press lit up in a blaze of fiery glory on Monday with rumors that the President of the United States, Beyoncé, is having an affair with the "President" of the United States, Barack Obama.

The story was picked up by France's second largest newspaper, le Figaro, and appears to have originated in a radio interview with a French paparazzo named Pascal Rostain.

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Here's a translation of Rostain's remarks:

"You know, at this time, the United States, there is something big that is happening. Anyway, it'll go out tomorrow in the Washington Post—we cannot say that it is the gutter press—[a story about] an alleged affair between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will be talking about it."

The rumor comes just as the French President François Hollande is traveling to the United States to visit the White House.

http://gawker.com/totally-real-french-paper-obama-and-beyonce-are-having-1519899690

[luckytxn 2,264]

Ridiculous. Obama prefers guys. Maybe with JayZ he would.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Rumor is he likes his men white and middle aged.

Or was that only when he was a college kid who needed a cheap way to score coke?

[luckytxn 2,264]

Well the ones he was having fun with in Chicago were mainly black and young but he would party with middle aged white guys if they had the coke.

College he sold coke to score his own free.

Rumor is he likes his men white and middle aged.

Or was that only when he was a college kid who needed a cheap way to score coke?

Edited February 10, 2014 by luckytxn

[GandD 5,966]

College he sold coke to score his own free.

What language did he use when selling said coke?

[mota bhai 2,675]

Kenyan Bahasa, of course.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Probably giggly girl talk knowing him.

What language did he use when selling said coke?

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Je dédaigne le Figaro.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Sh!t, I'd hit that and I dig dudes.

[mota bhai 2,675]

OMG the CABA perverts are descending on my thread.

[JohnR! 5,495]

OMG the CABA perverts are descending on my thread.

I only recently learned what CABA is and I have declared myself a member of that group. They rock!!!!

[mota bhai 2,675]

No penises allowed. Well, only if you let them cut it off and eat it first.

[GandD 5,966]

#truth

[JohnR! 5,495]

No penises allowed. Well, only if you let them cut it off and eat it first.

I have just withdrawn my membership effective immediately. That is too kinky, even for someone like me...

[Novembro 1,763]

bitchez please