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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   46,296

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2. I know, right? Tell yer friends wink.png

[reread please, I added more/many]

2. I do, si man.

[reread; Google might be my amigo, si man]

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Tell Mrs. D. that she has a lot of adjunct friends (through Hubby D.) who are absolutely thrilled at her arrival and who wish her every happiness here, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Asia Mentor

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The only damper on things...when she got here she was next door asking if she could actually stay whole weekend and grandma goes: "Well, I don't know cause "Jada" and hubs hate kids so I don't think so" (really...) and so the kid asks whether she minds we hate kids and she says "well I don't care they like me".

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Well, you ARE a CABA, right man?

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I am hurt to my core. No one has awarded me a gold medal for the garage-saling scores yesterday, no man.

That's the message I got, unfortunately...

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N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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If I see another one of these "your Nigerian husband is just too traditional for you to handle" type posts.... rolleyes.gif

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Caryh Grand Master

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Happy Monday everyone!

It's always a good day when I don't have to jockey cars around in the drive to be able to leave in the morning.

Today, my mother got a taste of it.

YAY!

Good Monday to you to.

We got a blizzard hitting just in time for the morning drive today. My lucky wife, working in the banking industry, got today off though. So I don't need to insure she can properly navigate the roads to work this morning.

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The Mean Lady Mentor

The Mean Lady   604

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Good Monday to you to.

We got a blizzard hitting just in time for the morning drive today. My lucky wife, working in the banking industry, got today off though. So I don't need to insure she can properly navigate the roads to work this morning.

Unless you plan on buying insurance for the occasion, I believe you mean 'ensure'.

Weeeoooo weeooo weeeooo grammar police.

/case closed.

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Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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He can't see red unless he's mad about the snow, see man.

Cornfields... this story sounds like the ones that Mini-B. makes up (very cleverly) when he plays with his trains, wee man.

Can't see red here because I'm snow blind from all the snow hitting my eyes when I stepped outside today. But I still see you're a post stealing red velvet fruit cake, for posting what I already posted.

Bet you've been teaching Mini-B to steal the neighbor kids cleverly made up stories about the train in the corn fields because its very very cold on them steel tracks.

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Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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Unless you plan on buying insurance for the occasion, I believe you mean 'ensure'.

Weeeoooo weeooo weeeooo grammar police.

/case closed.

I do buy insurance on her driving! I even get paid double if she kills me.

Its too early on the Monday morning to worry about the graham police.

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Married : 2011-10-15
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Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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We had this client way back in the day named Graham Crocker.

Seriously.

Some parents are just too cruel, although funny as he@#.

Funniest real name I ran across in real life was ####### Hickey.

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,479

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Go Cho ! Come back and marry the BoatMan ! [and please don't be a lesbian, afterall]

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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