The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Done with dinner

I prepared baked salmon, roasted fingerling potatoes and asparagus.

Total damage $13 for 2 pax meal

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Do you guys remember me mentioning Tiffs good cousin? The one that came from Malaysia in 2008 on an F1?

And now he's going to Columbia? (The school, not the country)

He hooked up with a china chick, also on an F-1

The poor ####### never had a GF, this bimbo played him good. Now he's sobbing all the time to Tiff.

Man that story can have it's own thread on VJ.

The cousin has no green card to offer?

[SAT 9,609]

The cousin has no green card to offer?

What do you think? She'd fly the coop if he had a green card?

[SAT 9,609]

It's too bad. I see a lot in this kid. I think he's gonna be an electrical engineer, and get hired by GE or Con Ed. He's gonna do OK.

I try to guide him along.

[Darnell 8,478]

vd and lantern festival, aiyo these calendars !

VD was mostly a smallish thing, given over in the noontime. let's see...

i got her some small stuff this morning at a charity resale shop, some very old , vintage, costume jewelry, 11 pieces at 20 bucks. these old ladies not know what they have there, these volunteers. I had fun speaking loudly to the jewelry clerk, but I wish she put in her hearing aid.

plus a cell phone data dock for her handphone

plus some assorted candies

plus some hot chocolate mix

plus a candle in the shape of a rocher chocolate in a muffin spread

plus a card

all put into a nice red bag

topped off with 5 helium balloons

YanYan loved the jewelry, she left most of her stuff back in Wuhan on purpose, as we're going back after final exams for 3 weeks and slog some more stuff across the timezones. She's like a little girl on Christmas day, this glittery stuff.

then she cooked a big meal in the early evening, we just finished cleaning up. shrimp in some hotpot mix, cabbage, tofu in chili sauce, some undefinable soup, and i think there was some chicken in there also. I cooked the rice.

I thought maybe to get her a big hunk o diamond or some real gold thingies, but she's already got a lot of that here that I bought here, prior. She not have any 'daily wear gear'; well, now she does.

and no, i not sing whilst wearing a thong and a smile, ya pervs. that was earlier in the morning.

[SAT 9,609]

vd and lantern festival, aiyo these calendars !

VD was mostly a smallish thing, given over in the noontime. let's see...

i got her some small stuff this morning at a charity resale shop, some very old , vintage, costume jewelry, 11 pieces at 20 bucks. these old ladies not know what they have there, these volunteers. I had fun speaking loudly to the jewelry clerk, but I wish she put in her hearing aid.

plus a cell phone data dock for her handphone

plus some assorted candies

plus some hot chocolate mix

plus a candle in the shape of a rocher chocolate in a muffin spread

plus a card

all put into a nice red bag

topped off with 5 helium balloons

YanYan loved the jewelry, she left most of her stuff back in Wuhan on purpose, as we're going back after final exams for 3 weeks and slog some more stuff across the timezones. She's like a little girl on Christmas day, this glittery stuff.

then she cooked a big meal in the early evening, we just finished cleaning up. shrimp in some hotpot mix, cabbage, tofu in chili sauce, some undefinable soup, and i think there was some chicken in there also. I cooked the rice.

I thought maybe to get her a big hunk o diamond or some real gold thingies, but she's already got a lot of that here that I bought here, prior. She not have any 'daily wear gear'; well, now she does.

and no, i not sing whilst wearing a thong and a smile, ya pervs. that was earlier in the morning.

This reinforces my theory (geezers, ladies, good, treat)

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

vd and lantern festival, aiyo these calendars !

VD was mostly a smallish thing, given over in the noontime. let's see...

You have her a VD at noontime?

Geezzz....

[Darnell 8,478]

lantern festival is a bigger deal, actually.

<EOM>

[SAT 9,609]

Oh yeah, it's a double V day for the Chinese.

[Darnell 8,478]

women that live in jahore bahru and travel to singapura daily or weekly mostly not make 50 sgd annual.

--maybe 50K ringgit, as Kit mentions or

--they include housing allowance (if any) or

--they are lying or

--they work in one of the several thousands of small doctor clinics and manage the office and run the computer and give over the meds and buy the meds wholesale.

is a lot of traffic at the north tip of the island, daily, these jb women.

[SAT 9,609]

women that live in jahore bahru and travel to singapura daily or weekly mostly not make 50 sgd annual.

--maybe 50K ringgit, as Kit mentions or

--they include housing allowance (if any) or

--they are lying or

--they work in one of the several thousands of small doctor clinics and manage the office and run the computer and give over the meds and buy the meds wholesale.

is a lot of traffic at the north tip of the island, daily, these jb women.

Yeah yeah well I knew that already....didn't make sense. (What I look like? Tarklar?)

Why in da hel would they be tryin to get to the USA if they were doin so friggin good anyway....

I'm more interested in gettin my hands on some genuine Winter worm grass...Real ones, not Fook ones...

I gonna have to stab Tiff in the butt with a fork tonight...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

America Dream, land of milk and honey where money grows on trees

[SAT 9,609]

America Dream, land of milk and honey where money grows on trees

Ed Zachary.....

[TBoneTX 45,324]

I gave you a 1+, you cheap of nature....

When and where, huh man? And don't call ME cheap -- you should be giving me +Many, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

this cold

infected with some kinda H-1 virus

It's VD, si man.

In Ecu, and perhaps elsewhere in Latin Amurca, the H1N1/Swine Flu is called "la porcina." I caught it in 2008 or 2009 and scared the bejesus out of Mrs. T-B.'s family, si man.

Grow a pair and just get tickets for your family, none for Gump and crew. If Tiff insists, say no, this is for our daughter alone not the savage and family. And use those words our daughter and now the savage. If she continues to insist, tear tickets into small pieces, place in Tiff's hands, and walk away without saying a word.

LPoP and unread, but something tells me that someone, somewhere, has posted something worth +1,000 or +Many, si man.