The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[Ontarkie 14,229]

GERD +. H1 = misery...

That is a mess right there. Why on earth are you out and about, you should be laying low and relaxing?

Sorry man, my body decided to give me my period and insane cramps today (4 ibuprofen and 2 tylenol are barely making a dent). Also, got a killer pulled muscle in my neck.

Ugh I hate those days. Does Midol help at all?

[SAT 9,609]

Sorry man, my body decided to give me my period and insane cramps today (4 ibuprofen and 2 tylenol are barely making a dent). Also, got a killer pulled muscle in my neck.

Try midol? Is midol acetaminophen?

Try dong Gui I tell ya. That ####### works! You ever see a china woman complain about bad cramps?

That is a mess right there. Why on earth are you out and about, you should be laying low and relaxing?

Ugh I hate those days. Does Midol help at all?

I was out dim summing....I was feeling OK. This all hit after the nap...

[JTB11 1,079]

geez, you guys all sick ! Sowwy

Since we are talking periods..mine have been sparse ...as in...every 55 days on average...sigh

[SAT 9,609]

http://www.vitaminstuff.com/herbs-dang-gui.html

Says here its good for relaxing your uterine muscles....among other thangs....

Read it.....

I'm tellin ya...them Fook bltches take this stuff, then give birth standing up, and back to work plowing fields the next day!

Edited February 14, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

Wait, dang Gui is taken after childbirth. Not while prego. Lemme dig into Tiffs stash to show you guys....

[Ontarkie 14,229]

Heck I don't need that stuff while pregnant silly! I'm hoping this boy works like the other 5 and I won't need anything anyways, it will be too fast.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Try midol? Is midol acetaminophen?

Try dong Gui I tell ya. That ####### works! You ever see a china woman complain about bad cramps?

I was out dim summing....I was feeling OK. This all hit after the nap...

Midol basically has what I take anyway, so it is just a gimmick.

Well, there are other biological reasons why that might be the case. I noticed a lot of women of my ethnic extraction have bad cramps, a lot of them use opiates for pain relief around these times. I'm opiate resistant so it doesn't do ####### for me.

I'll look into the supplement for next month, although I know the fertility specialists don't like you to take anything herbal without clearing it by them first.

geez, you guys all sick ! Sowwy

Since we are talking periods..mine have been sparse ...as in...every 55 days on average...sigh

Are you ovulating? Usually when my cycles go that long the egg is bad quality or I'm not ovulating at all.

[Ontarkie 14,229]

geez, you guys all sick ! Sowwy

Since we are talking periods..mine have been sparse ...as in...every 55 days on average...sigh

You may want to find out what is going on that's a pretty long phase

[SAT 9,609]

Here's Tiffs stash....

You boil the ####### out of it with a hard boiled egg and some dates. For like 6 hrs. And you drink it. Effective after 1 single use!

[SAT 9,609]

There aren't too much Chinese medicine that's genuinely good #######....

Dang gui is one of them.

Zheng guo shui is another

Tiger balm....

And a few other thangs....

[JTB11 1,079]

You may want to find out what is going on that's a pretty long phase

it started when I got here. And I know I should but I got no insurance so it will have to wait.

I was on birth control for 2 years until I started getting major headaches so I got off it in May last year took about 2 months before I got my periods then it was normal for a month and then I flew here. I gotta say though I was extremely anxious coming over and it never really went away...for obvious reasons...so I guess it could be that...I dunno.

*fingers crossed for a job and insurance soon*

There aren't too much Chinese medicine that's genuinely good #######....

Dang gui is one of them.

Zheng guo shui is another

Tiger balm....

And a few other thangs....

tiger balm is the bomb. helped my pulled muscle after training.

Here's Tiffs stash....

You boil the ####### out of it with a hard boiled egg and some dates. For like 6 hrs. And you drink it. Effective after 1 single use!

looks odd but i bet its good.

sidenote: coconut oil arrived today in a broken jar. I took whatever I could out of the jar without glass getting into it, getting refund.

[SAT 9,609]

it started when I got here. And I know I should but I got no insurance so it will have to wait.

I was on birth control for 2 years until I started getting major headaches so I got off it in May last year took about 2 months before I got my periods then it was normal for a month and then I flew here. I gotta say though I was extremely anxious coming over and it never really went away...for obvious reasons...so I guess it could be that...I dunno.

*fingers crossed for a job and insurance soon*

tiger balm is the bomb. helped my pulled muscle after training.

looks odd but i bet its good.

sidenote: coconut oil arrived today in a broken jar. I took whatever I could out of the jar without glass getting into it, getting refund.

See?! A whitey attesting to china stuff!

I even bet you that Darklars wife brought her own supply of dang gui from china for fear that she can't find it here.

Oh but I must warn you, the herbal scent is overwhelming....

[Ontarkie 14,229]

Oh that would not be something I would be taking no matter how bad off I am. I can't even stand Tea or coffee

[SAT 9,609]

Here's another one that genuinely works

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarchagumba

[SAT 9,609]

Ah my daughter is home. Time to give her her disney chocolate valentine