The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[SAT 9,609]

me? a perv?

who has the fetish for smallish, androdgenous humans? who ?

not me....

I only have a fetish for tying up smallish indigenous pygmies.....

[Darnell 8,478]

I dunno, Steve, maybe she lured you in with the cheaters and paddings.

I double-dawg dare ya to get downstairs and breathe on the Son of Gump for 115 seconds.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

well...I'm up at 0500 coughin and a sneezin....

Attributable to your infectious personality, sneeze man.

He says he is not out of shape because he never was in shape to begin with

If I'm healthy enough to exercise, I'm healthy enough NOT to, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

i guess my man won't really care about the shape of the pizza anyway.

The shape of pizza that most men find most appealing is extra-mongo-large, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

The snow reaches my knees. Hubby had to climb out the window to get around to shovel the walk and back deck, because we couldn't get the door open. Our chihuahua has to dig a tunnel for himself to go pee. It's way over his head.

1. If I never see another snowflake in my life, it'll be too soon, no and si man.

2. Supposed to be lower 70s F. here for highs, Friday & Sunday, whee man. Why don't all you winterized types simply MOVE?

[TBoneTX 45,319]

I hate V-day though. So cheap and commercial.

VD is almost like New Year's Eve... amateur night, or day.

Wednesday eve, I went to Aldi Foods and got Mrs. T-B. half a dozen red roses for $3.99 ($Many). Cards came from Dollar Tree, 2 for $1. There is no reason on this planet why the expected commercial tokens of love have to be expensive, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Pizza might not do a lot of harm.

Note to All Women: Pizza can do, and does, only good -- anywhere, anytime, si man.

a box of brownie mix (which I plan on trying to make but jury's out on my baking skillz).

Use Brother Darnell's recipe, si man!

And them seem to taste better than any made from scratch I've tried. Maybe they have way more sugar or something?

Ex-Lax, si man!

Valentines days are for girlfriends, not wives.

Truer words were never spoken, verily and no man. Where's my +1,000 button, huh man?

Hubby [...] doesn't like chocolate so much, so I got him a heart filled with jerky.

Should've filled it with rice from Ecu, si man!

I take care of my wife on Feb 14th, then make sure to remind her March 14th is only a month away.

The Ides of March, et tu Brutay man?

My husband knows better then to give me a cat fish for anything, I will most likely get chocolate and flowers then a nice supper.

Of catfish, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Hey did you ever get the dong Gui?

That's a very personal question, Steveklar! If he did, he can get it un-gui with some solvent -- carbon tetrachloride works best, it's said.

There's also a Blanca next to the negra.

"Ebo-ny and Ivo-ry, live together in perfect harmo-ny..."

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Ambot sa imo.

Mamy do wykorzystania tylko w wersji angielskiej poza regionalne fora, oj tak.

And then you get killed the next day, march 15, the ides of march!

I said that already, whee man.

I decided to step in before bed, just to not have too many pages left for tomorrow

An Einstein after my own brain, si and zzz man...

By the way, Happy VD to Asia, man.

Edited February 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,319]

How bout...a little known/ forgotten city in NY? Read about it, Binghamton!

LPoP and unread, but how 'bout a little-known/forgotten city in Nueva York -- Horseheads?

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Eating hens I would need a lot of them we eat a lot of chickens.

I can recommend approximately 429,860,527 roosters in Ecuador who need eatin', man.

I wanted to take my kid to ringling brothers at the Barclay center. But I know Tiff is gonna want me to take the Gumps. And I was gonna get premium seating. So, instead of me shelling out for 6 tickets. I'm not going.

Seriously: Who runs this household, huh man?

But don't you see how this disrupts my family now?

This is what I want to do. With my daughter.

I can't include Gump family in every endeavor.

Seriously: Who runs this household, huh man?

Tif would insist.

Couple years ago, I started out wanting to treat Tiffs cousin that was visiting to a show.....

6 front row tickets later and dinner at Sardis.....

Seriously: Who runs this household, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Today was weird.

We had a bit of free time before an 'appointment' , so we went to the SuitMart 'Big and Tall' shop, to find clothes for her brother. He's fat, fatter than me and I got a personal shopper to help out, when the 'appointment' called up and said to come now, rather than be late. well #### me, that's a slog to downtown I not want to make. At least not then, as this shop closes at 7 for some ungodly reason.

So, we get to her 'appointment', I drop her off, go do my stuff, come back to pick her up, and she closes the car door on her foot. Usually I help her in and out of the car, her being such a delicate flower, but not this time.

She screamed and carried on, I did a quick triage, no broken bones, and slogged out to the local CVS for stuff to stablize her foot, wrapped in an actual ice pack, and downed some tylenol . Usually I carry a comprehensive first aid / EMT kit in my car, but we switched cars yesterday and I not think to switch out the three packs I always carry. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and #### me.

Then, she wanted chinese chinese food, so we slog over to China town - the HOV expressway is bogged down, some idiot broke down (this is a one-lane go-fast lane) and we ain't going fast for 5 miles. Finally I ge there, and I carry her into the restaurant. And the sauces are watered down. #### me.

Still, she eats. We bring it home, I give her a piggy back ride into the car, out of the car, and she's now rewrapped and has more pain meds.

What was the 'appointment'? She made a friend last friday, from her hometown, I still not know what they talked about today. I'm getting rather short with not keeping on my daytime schedule, but we'll normalize more as she gets over the Jetlag.

i'm Just Thankful - no broken bones.

And what happened next, Bro D.?

The car that broke on the highway, was it [...] Tarklar? He shoulda leased a Honda

No Honda, $i man.

Love the ongoing dialogue, whee man!

Edited February 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[KayDeeCee 4,893]

VD is almost like New Year's Eve... amateur night, or day.

Wednesday eve, I went to Aldi Foods and got Mrs. T-B. half a dozen red roses for $3.99 ($Many). Cards came from Dollar Tree, 2 for $1. There is no reason on this planet why the expected commercial tokens of love have to be expensive, no man.

I agree. I tell my husband not to spend much on something like V-Day. It seems silly to me. We show our love everyday and we have much better things to spend our money on.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Si, man -- like (her) shopping, $igh man.

Just went downstairs. Cat was waiting expectantly. Threw Arby's wrapper past her about 20 times. She chased it, head-butting my hand when I reached to pick it up. Purring was audible all the way across the room. A hunnerd fiddy says that she'll bring it upstairs and drop it by me here, wanting more, miu man.

A pre-VD dialogue:

Mrs. T-B.: Do you think I'm losing weight?

T-B.: Who cares?

[both laugh out loud, hee hee man.]

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Well, cat brought TWO Arby's wrappers to me. She's hard-core, miu man.

Hola, Asia! Type fast -- I can't stay up too much later, oj nie!