The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[Novembro 1,763]

such hair

wow

[SAT 9,609]

Well y'all did elect him and of course he is cocky, doesn't he claim he turned his "lesbian" wife straight?

It was a record low turnout. I dunno what he claims. Maybe he'll get to claim to be the mayor that turned New York to New-Troit....

Did you see your governor on TV telling NYCers that they're welcome in CT?

Sigh.....why must you taint my thread with his mugshot?

Oh how's the um...spice doing? Lol

[Novembro 1,763]

because hair

[Darnell 8,478]

I gotta drive to the airport now....gump retarded

You are now a Malay-owned slave. Deal with it (litigious or otherwise)

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Can I use the word "Uppity" to describe the NYC mayor?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

So my husband discovered that our electric snowblower does work. I was hoping that he wouldn't figure it out because shoveling is his only workout.

[Darnell 8,478]

I see the 2 comedians have been conducting a 1 man show consecutively.....

ya, sorry, between work and ovulation calendar, plus school, and slog-ing, I'm busy. We're busy <EOM>

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Did you see your governor on TV telling NYCers that they're welcome in CT?

Well, CT does like its rich folk.

[Darnell 8,478]

this is what I meant...

A wire fox terrier has won 14 times at the nation's top dog show. No other breed has won more than eight times.

for 'best in show'? no way.

[Novembro 1,763]

Can I use the word "Uppity" to describe the NYC mayor?

racist

[Darnell 8,478]

I'm up, too. It's snowing like crazy outside, and hubby's boss wants him to go into work. #######? Even if he could make it in (there's a foot of snow outside and it's still coming down), what would be the point? He works at a restaurant, for God's sake! There'd be no customers!

many times, the slave drivers at the resturants

use a snow day

to hermetically (sp?) clean the gear.

best to negotiate a better rate for the day, quickly.

[Darnell 8,478]

. How come women don't seem to get that making a guy food and screwing us, is all we really want?

A Universal Problem:

The women in yer bed listens to other womens for the advice, not you.

Want to get yer advice across? Bribe the other womens. First!

I'm getting flashbacks of Malaysia. This kid eats like 5 full meals a day.

make some of my special brownies, you'll be fine !

[Darnell 8,478]

You sure the kid is not tearing your house down while you are away at work?

You probably need to do a stock count at home, in case more things went missing mysteriously again

Why can't you set a deadline for them to get out of your house? Impose of $$ penalty per day past the deadline.

I have this 6th sense, destructo-kid has ravaged BoatMan's house. No one is stopping the kid, and Boatman not lay down the law.

This is Tiff's OLDER sister, so the OLDER sister gets her way, always. Tiff will accomodate, irrespective of anything Boatman wants.

You know the drill, or at least have been exposed to it, elsewhere ..

Yah.. So being a leech is not unbecoming? I'm sure they don't feel shameful about it.

They probably see your inaction as weakness that they could take advantage of

That's a piece of it, albeit a big piece.

I blame Steve's penchant for tiny adrogenous (sp) humans. I do recognize the fetish, but IMO he chose the wrong one, ages past.

[Novembro 1,763]

$800+ to break my ADT contract. Get f*cked, bros. Your alarm system is shittay.

[Darnell 8,478]

They had to fight him to get him to wear a seat belt in the car

Please list the parents' approach to corporal punishment. Thanks in advance.