The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[SAT 9,609]

well...I'm up at 0500 coughin and a sneezin....

[SAT 9,609]

I see the 2 comedians have been conducting a 1 man show consecutively.....

[SAT 9,609]

this is what I meant...

A wire fox terrier has won 14 times at the nation's top dog show. No other breed has won more than eight times.

[Asia 2,498]

Poor Steve...

Stay in bed and take some medicine

[oohpartiv 484]

I'm up, too. It's snowing like crazy outside, and hubby's boss wants him to go into work. #######? Even if he could make it in (there's a foot of snow outside and it's still coming down), what would be the point? He works at a restaurant, for God's sake! There'd be no customers!

[JTB11 1,079]

well...I'm up at 0500 coughin and a sneezin....

oy,...sorry you are sick Steve....hope you feel better soon !

Good morning to all !

Just had my smoothie. And I dont want to jinx it but hubs decided to do stuff for Valentine's day !!!!! YAY He listeeeeennneeeddddddddd !! I dont want to be to pre-happy but we are going to the movies on Saturday and he suggested we go out for lunch after !!!!! OMG ! AND he said something is coming in the mail today (he said it is pain for his mom but i dont think that is it).....*happy dance*

I think I almost killed him yesterday....told him to do the exercises I do ....after 25 mins he fell on the floor and slept for 30 mins then got his dinner and slept until 11 at night. lol He says he is not out of shape because he never was in shape to begin with lol

gonna make monkey bread.

Darnell thanks for the women thing...that is useful too.

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm up, too. It's snowing like crazy outside, and hubby's boss wants him to go into work. #######? Even if he could make it in (there's a foot of snow outside and it's still coming down), what would be the point? He works at a restaurant, for God's sake! There'd be no customers!

I ain't cooking on a day like this! Your hubby better get his butt to work so I can think about showing up there.

[Caryh 5,206]

I think I almost killed him yesterday....told him to do the exercises I do ....after 25 mins he fell on the floor and slept for 30 mins then got his dinner and slept until 11 at night. lol He says he is not out of shape because he never was in shape to begin with lol

I love that quote, I might use it in FB.

well...I'm up at 0500 coughin and a sneezin....

Don't you go passing your disease through this forum now. I don't want whatever you've caught. Got one bad one early in the year that went to bronchitis which lasted about 2 months.

only beer will make this better

Beer makes everything better. make sure you drink enough to puke up the pad thai before it burns your #######.

[SAT 9,609]

I love that quote, I might use it in FB.

Don't you go passing your disease through this forum now. I don't want whatever you've caught. Got one bad one early in the year that went to bronchitis which lasted about 2 months.

Beer makes everything better. make sure you drink enough to puke up the pad thai before it burns your #######.

I dun care....Jinxy Squatch passed it around first. Or was it Trophie....

Thanks for the well wishes

But it's a snow day. I make it a point to go in to work.

If it was a nicer day, I woulda just stayed home

I'm up, too. It's snowing like crazy outside, and hubby's boss wants him to go into work. #######? Even if he could make it in (there's a foot of snow outside and it's still coming down), what would be the point? He works at a restaurant, for God's sake! There'd be no customers!

You tell unicorn to go to work right now!

What does he think pancakes are gonna flip themselves for 300 million Americans? And 30 million Fooks?

I hope Wacko's butthole is OK lol....

(I can't say that with a straight face)

[SAT 9,609]

This is gonna be a soup day...

[Caryh 5,206]

Thanks for the well wishes

But it's a snow day. I make it a point to go in to work.

If it was a nicer day, I woulda just stayed home

I hope Wacko's butthole is OK lol....

(I can't say that with a straight face)

So you're gonna go pass your plague around at the office? Then you can them out for missing days when they're all sick later. I see what your plan is.

My wife made mussels with garlic and onions last night. Given my allergies, I might be in the same shape as Wacko.

[Caryh 5,206]

How to advise these people? I'm not sure what to say without sounding offensive

(you already have your visa approved in xx months, done with the process.. so you won't understand how I feel now..etc)

They don't want advise, they want validation that their lives are the most miserable ever. Say "ever" like a snotty 13 year old Cali girl.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm inside my office. Quarantined....

Like I said, I have to make it in on a snow day. If I can make it in, so can they.

Otherwise anytime I'm sick, I won't go in.

[Caryh 5,206]

Was talking with my wife about what we should have for dinner tonight. She said she ain't cooking because she's buying me a gift for valentines day. How come women don't seem to get that making a guy food and screwing us, is all we really want?

I'm inside my office. Quarantined....

Like I said, I have to make it in on a snow day. If I can make it in, so can they.

Otherwise anytime I'm sick, I won't go in.

Go home and pass your plague on to your daughter like a good father would!

[SAT 9,609]

You schmuck....you forgot the last thing.....

3Fs

FEED us sex

FEED us food

FEED our ego

I think maybe my kiddo gave me this cold. Remember she had a fever?

Anyway. Gump kid is home. I wanna minimize my presence. I was out cold when they got home last night. The only thing I worry about is him bullying my daughter. Both Gump and wife took time off work. Tiff should be home too.