The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

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So I want to hear Jada and Steve's proposal stories!! Go go!

Man I don't have a proposal story you foolish woman....

I was on and off with Tiff for a while, then got her a ring.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Man I don't have a proposal story you foolish woman....

I was on and off with Tiff for a while, then got her a ring.....

And threatened/pressurized by the in-laws who came all the way from Malaysia to bring their daughter home if Steveklar did not want to marry her

Oh, Steveklar also made the promise to take care of Tiff & family in US, that's how he ended up with Gump & Co sh***t

Edited February 28, 2014 by Merrytooth

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Well, her parents came in 2003.....

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I feel better now after eating congee...

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Gump's story is a long one. For those of you whom missed it.....

Gump and brother, crashes the eastern shores in 1999. They were in their 20s

Tiff and sis came in 2001.

Tiff stumbles across me, does not go home.

SIL goes home, only to return a year later. And found work.

Parents get in later on, in hopes everyone will return to Malaysia....

SIL was at a dead end road selling buns in a Chinese bakery when happen to meet Gump.

Gump- nothing to offer

SIL- innocent young virgin girl decent looking, nothing else to offer.

From there, I speculate that a low self esteem, not wanting to be alone, took hold of SIL and she settled for Gump.

This led to the thousand questions that I was plastered with by relatives when I went to Malaysia.....

The relatives point of view.....really? Gump is the best she could do?

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And from my intel gathering skills....Gump's parents thinks that Gump could have done a lot better lol

Lmao....

[Caryh 5,206]

Gump's story is a long one. For those of you whom missed it.....

Gump and brother, crashes the eastern shores in 1999. They were in their 20s

Tiff and sis came in 2001.

Tiff stumbles across me, does not go home.

SIL goes home, only to return a year later. And found work.

Parents get in later on, in hopes everyone will return to Malaysia....

SIL was at a dead end road selling buns in a Chinese bakery when happen to meet Gump.

Gump- nothing to offer

SIL- innocent young virgin girl decent looking, nothing else to offer.

From there, I speculate that a low self esteem, not wanting to be alone, took hold of SIL and she settled for Gump.

This led to the thousand questions that I was plastered with by relatives when I went to Malaysia.....

The relatives point of view.....really? Gump is the best she could do?

And I thought the Tiff's parents came and refused to leave until you married their daughter.

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Gump's brother btw, has been ripping off Gump the entire time.....and has obtained a green card.....

How did he leave Gump out of that one?

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i am having fun reading stories...go on....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

And from my intel gathering skills....Gump's parents thinks that Gump could have done a lot better lol

Lmao....

Of course, they are expecting Gump to hook up an American blonde and get the green card.

Marry a rich girl and eat 'soft rice'.

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And I thought the Tiff's parents came and refused to leave until you married their daughter.

That's not untrue either. They stuck around.....till 2007, Gump knocked up SIL. They get married. My FIL invited me to the wedding, I didn't attend because tiff and I were in the "out" status....I didn't wanna be put on the spot.

2008, I was seeing a girl, she was a #######, I dumped her and married Tiff. Baby was born later, in laws went home in peace.

5 years later, I find out they feel the same way as I do about Gump....

Of course, they are expecting Gump to hook up an American blonde and get the green card.

Marry a rich girl and eat 'soft rice'.

Yes lmao....they musta thought Gump was a diamond bachelor lol

How can that be, when I'm the diamond bachelor

[Caryh 5,206]

Of course, they are expecting Gump to hook up an American blonde and get the green card.

Marry a rich girl and eat 'soft rice'.

Wonder if rich girl was actually any American citizen? Because all Americans are rich.

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Gump kept tellin me that his father was a fishmonger and made lotsa ringgits.....I went to Malaysia and my FIL said he doesn't even work, and is a poor ####### living off the sons...

Gump told SIL, and FIL that he was a carpenter/ furniture maker. I found out otherwise when I observe that he can even turn a wrench.

FIL found out later that he drove a box truck for a furniture place.

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if i get one more message about how he is nervous about going to NYC....uh...i am pretty nervous myself trying hard not to be but...yah. uh.

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Now.....there is a path for Gump and SIL to get a green card. I referred him to an attorney in the city, whom has promised that because little Gump is a freak of nature and needs mental help......that he can get them EADs with pending petition for a GC. And all the attorney wants is 5k up front, 5k when they get EAD, and 10k on GC......(shyster friends discount).....

Now I led the camel to the water......

if i get one more message about how he is nervous about going to NYC....uh...i am pretty nervous myself trying hard not to be but...yah. uh.

Tell him you're staying with a friend from Russia named dimitry....