The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[SAT 9,609]

I was in manhattan all day....no likie.....

Catch up later...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

What are you doing in Manhattan, Steveklar?

Meeting your maid?

[SAT 9,609]

What are you doing in Manhattan, Steveklar?

Meeting your maid?

Earth to Tooth....I work in NYC remember? And, Manhattan is a part of NYC.....

Kirk out...

[SAT 9,609]

So, I stepped out to get some food. I come home, and Gump kid and his mom are here. Little Gump has my car keys in his hands and freely pressing the buttons on the remote. Nobody watches this kid. Very good.

This BTW, is a habit from Malaysia, remember I mentioned that one day he woke up? and his grandfather wasn't there? So he grabs his uncle's car keys and said he was going to drive out to the village to look for his grandpa? And my BIL, MIL, ended up fighting this kid for the keys? Until I flung him across the floor?

Well, food poisoning here.

Mrs. T-B. barfed twice and had the shats. Maalox seemed to help her.

That'll teach ya to eat at discount joints in Texas....

I hope you guys get better soon...

hmm... cabbage/walnut pasta.

I will make that tonight with spicy italian sausage

ew....

i tried sending a 10MB email over wifi last night but it came back with an error alert. so i gave up and turned mobile broadband back on. apparently it got stuck in my outbox and kept repeatedly attempting to send all night long, incurring 5.9gb of data. gah! my limit is 2GB and anything over costs some crazy amount. should i contest the excess data usage charges?

Can't you set a stop limit on the phone? Like I do mine? Gigs are cheap in Sinklar-pore anyway. Whatju bitchin bout?

He would be dead? She never cooks? Guess you dont need to worry about fingernails if yer dead...

No, he wouldn't be dead....cause he's still here

Absolutely not.

I'd be heavy on the banstick.

Nazi....

So I'm thinking of these moving announcements:

http://www.minted.com/product/moving-announcements/MIN-03Y-MVA/sweet-homeness?org=photo

Yes/no?

When I move, I cover my tracks

but less fat now. Down 9 pounds! I lose weight slowly, for sure.

So you're only 291 now?

[SAT 9,609]

just trying the mod hat on for size

The size is OK....but it doesn't fit.........

[NikLR 13,232]

You're only alive because you eat food other than what your wife cooks

Hubs is eating left overs. I think he took mine.

I wonder what I'm going to eat....

[SAT 9,609]

She actually knows how to cook a little.

1- It takes her 5 hours to cook "minute rice"

2- She doesn't cook.....

3- You eat.....pizza....

<gasp> I see Moe.....

[NikLR 13,232]

/wants pizza

[SAT 9,609]

Go get

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I went to the gym with my mom tonight, which was weird. Hot guys abound at the gym and some weird old lady grunting next to me on the treadmill. We thought she was going to have a heart attack, but she just kept running!

I am grumpy because more people have gone and had babies in the time since we've been trying. Stop getting knocked up people, seriously peeps need a pause button so we can catch up.

Also grumpy that the Dane won't come to the gym with me and hasn't finished painting the kitchen. Grrrrr.

My ex-husband told me they took his tax refund to pay his arrears. Good.

[SAT 9,609]

Did your mom sanitize the handles on the treadmill before she touched them?

Better yet, did she have you do it for her?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

She sanitized every machine in the gym before using it and then when done washed her arms surgeon style in the bathroom. *sigh* It isn't a terrible idea if you don't want ringworm or something.

[SAT 9,609]

It'll also remove all your immunity from any bacteria good and bad...

[Ontarkie 14,552]

Well work baby shower was small, I wonder why! Only two ppl rsvp'd again I wonder why Oh well it's done and over with now hopefully they won't try that again.

[SAT 9,609]

It's gonna be cold again.....