The Curse of the Plnk Ranter

[TBoneTX 46,296]

Fading precipitously, and it's not even precipitating outside, no man... started dishwarsher early and can de-dish it nowish, whee man... all other sentient beings asleep 90 minutes ago, zzz man... Mrs. T-B. should have permitted us a nap, fergossakes man... cat prep zzz, man...

[Darnell 8,479]

will do, uncle d. i have cooked her recipes from the time i lived in the dorms at uni but it will be a while till i acquire all the tools she has at her disposal like..

pressure cooker

steamer

granite mortar and pestle

fancy pants blender

etc

until then i will content myself with pictures and memories...or, if you all want to give us wedding presents, that would be cool too.

No la - you gonna root, hawg, or die Just like the rest of the newlyweds on a budget,

and learn to shop for gear at charity resale shops, garage sales, and estate sales.

Is better, really, you not want the cheaply made ####### from China, and that's mostly what's available in all of the stores. sourcing used is better, you can find nice gear made in the USA or Europe that was built to last.

[kitthekat 1,317]

No la - you gonna root, hawg, or die Just like the rest of the newlyweds on a budget,

and learn to shop for gear at charity resale shops, garage sales, and estate sales.

Is better, really, you not want the cheaply made ####### from China, and that's mostly what's available in all of the stores. sourcing used is better, you can find nice gear made in the USA or Europe that was built to last.

we probably won't have the budget to get "extra" appliances right at the beginning, even used ones. i don't mind waiting, really. hell, i'm asian, give me a $20 wok and i'll cook you a 10 course meal.

[SAT 9,609]

yo ! young un ! I sure hope you know how to cook all the stuff you like to eat that yer mum cooks for you in her kitchen.

it's gonna be different, elsewhere/when if'n you not learn nowish.

There was a method to the madness. Go find some Inappropriate Ads now, I double-dawg dare ya.

whatju tryin ta do....get me fired from VJ? you sheep dog breedin' galoot....

lunch time...stole some leftover lamb + eggplant + chickpea + tomato + potato curry from my mom's kitchen mmm.

kitthebrat you ever visit the USA? It's not as festive as Singapore or Malaysia...

[SAT 9,609]

1. Just nuffin' to say, that's all, no and si man.

2. No fun. Feel better soonish.

Many. The only thing worse than being sick oneself is to have a sick baby, sigh man.

thanks Tark.

You aint kiddin, the kiddo was 104 at the highest last night. I've gotta get her to the doc.

We've never had all 3 of us sick at the same time. This is no ordinary virus. Half the people at Tiff work place is sick. This is some Fook #######.....

Probably some illegal fook brought H1N whatever over when she smuggled in.

[Caryh 5,206]

I suspect it must be some conservative close minded people complaining

And possibly on the mod team itself.

[Caryh 5,206]

will do, uncle d. i have cooked her recipes from the time i lived in the dorms at uni but it will be a while till i acquire all the tools she has at her disposal like..

pressure cooker

steamer

granite mortar and pestle

fancy pants blender

etc

until then i will content myself with pictures and memories...or, if you all want to give us wedding presents, that would be cool too.

Does this mean we're invited to the wedding?

My wife's mother wouldn't let her get married until she learned to cook.

[Caryh 5,206]

T-B. [getting headache from the jabbering]: Soy un puerco [i am a pig]. Oink oink oink.

By about the 5th/Manyth phone call, Mrs. T-B. said, "They're all asking me if you're going to die. I'm telling them 'no, I'm not that lucky.'"

You owe me a new keyboard for those two lines.

[Caryh 5,206]

[repeats to self, aloud man] There is no need to stay in the Midwest and be COLD, no man.

Then what would I complain about in winter? The neighbors oaks leaves all over my yard?

[Caryh 5,206]

There was a method to the madness. Go find some Inappropriate Ads now, I double-dawg dare ya.

Why is there no report button on the ads? I just saw a hotel ad, do you know what immoral people do in those places? Dens of iniquity I tell you, all of them!

we probably won't have the budget to get "extra" appliances right at the beginning, even used ones. i don't mind waiting, really. hell, i'm asian, give me a $20 wok and i'll cook you a 10 course meal.

A wok is $50 in the USA

[Caryh 5,206]

thanks Tark.

You aint kiddin, the kiddo was 104 at the highest last night. I've gotta get her to the doc.

We've never had all 3 of us sick at the same time. This is no ordinary virus. Half the people at Tiff work place is sick. This is some Fook #######.....

Probably some illegal fook brought H1N whatever over when she smuggled in.

Bird flu, the fooks must have brought in bird flu. Which is also combined with swine flu. When you see pigs fly, you know you've got it bad.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

A wok is $50 in the USA

Not at Ikea!

[SAT 9,609]

And possibly on the mod team itself.

Among the first things I noticed on VJ, was that there are a lot of pie-faces here. No friggin sense of humor....The kinda people I love to ignore, and out-snob.....

Does this mean we're invited to the wedding?

My wife's mother wouldn't let her get married until she learned to cook.

I gotta be in Cali in the late summer anyway...So I'm game for making a side trip up the left coast....

You owe me a new keyboard for those two lines.

Tark Can get a keyboard for 39 cents....

Why is there no report button on the ads? I just saw a hotel ad, do you know what immoral people do in those places? Dens of iniquity I tell you, all of them!

A wok is $50 in the USA

You can get a wok here for about 12 bucks. A fook wok. (which if broken in right, is really good)

Bird flu, the fooks must have brought in bird flu. Which is also combined with swine flu. When you see pigs fly, you know you've got it bad.

Dam those fooks....This is why we need to enforce immigration laws.

Not at Ikea!

Can an ikea wok be used to stir fry horse meat?

[SAT 9,609]

Yo I'm tellin you guys, stuff is dirt cheap in NYC. Everything is cheaper here due to the volume and competition. The only things that drive up the cost of living here is....

Real estate- very expensive to buy, very expensive to rent. The bulk of your income goes to it.

Eating- eating out is expensive, except the fook/ chinese places. Even the fast food places sport a pricier menu.

Insurance- whew....good luck trying to insure anything here. I get the super discounted rate, 2 cars full maximum coverage- 3800 a year + 500 umbrella. Boat, another 1100. the house I live in 3300.

[SAT 9,609]

Kiddos doc doesn't get there til 1 today

If my daughter ever makes a fuss. It's going to the doctor. Man she hates going to the doctors......