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BERLIN (Reuters) - A thirsty German sold his 6-year-old step-daughter's pet beagle to the owner of a bar to pay for beer, the Bild newspaper reported Friday.

The unemployed man offered to take the dog for a walk and then stopped at a bar where he convinced the owner to buy the 3-year-old dog for 40 euros ($53).

The man spent the proceeds quenching his thirst for beer. The bar owner has now returned the dog to its owner

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that alcoholic chopf##k....

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

Why low life? Was the beagle not his property to buy or sell as he pleased?

He siad he was going to walk the dog, not pawn it for a beer fix.....

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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

Why low life? Was the beagle not his property to buy or sell as he pleased?

hmmm.. i see you love your pets

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

Why low life? Was the beagle not his property to buy or sell as he pleased?

Regardless of the legalities of the issue (or my personal feelings on whether animals are the same as any other property), I do think only a lowlife would take a possession he had given to his child and sell it to buy something that wasn't desperately needed. (Especially if it was something she treasured, which in my experience is *usually* the case with a pet.) And if it was to buy something they desperately needed, he should talk to the child first about it, not lie to her and sneak off with it.

If it was his own dog and not his daughter's, then I wouldn't have an issue with it, assuming the buyer was going to treat it well.

BTW I first read the header of this topic as "Man tells beagle to buy beer" and I thought that was much more amusing.

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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

Why low life? Was the beagle not his property to buy or sell as he pleased?

hmmm.. i see you love your pets

You got it Scooby Doo.

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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

Why low life? Was the beagle not his property to buy or sell as he pleased?

hmmm.. i see you love your pets

You got it Scooby Doo.

:lol::P

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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He should have CHOKED on that beer.......what a friggin low life. :angry:

Why low life? Was the beagle not his property to buy or sell as he pleased?

hmmm.. i see you love your pets

You got it Scooby Doo.

:lol::P

that sounds like a new term for masturbation......selling the beagle :lol:

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