The Plnk Ranther Strikes Again

[Darnell 8,478]

just one phone call, StevKlar. You can do it - come on. Just think of the 'less sh|t to worry about' level you'll have around the house...

[Ontarkie 14,303]

Not really. I feel certain he can rip the words quickly off of his lips, as he knows exactly what he's got.

Sure, it's another language, and it's on you to be able to remember enough of it to write it here, but HEI !

Haha I'm sure he could tell you too easily, but I would never remember. I know his computer is a few years old now but he built, he just built mine a in July so mine is better then his atm. But as he is messing with his now he may be doing something to it soon again.

[SAT 9,609]

just one phone call, StevKlar. You can do it - come on. Just think of the 'less sh|t to worry about' level you'll have around the house...

I won't do it out of conscience.

And the only thing ICE does at JFK is shoot owls....]

Haha I'm sure he could tell you too easily, but I would never remember. I know his computer is a few years old now but he built, he just built mine a in July so mine is better then his atm. But as he is messing with his now he may be doing something to it soon again.

Did he use duct tape as the main fastener of choice?

Edited January 24, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Darnell 8,478]

Haha I'm sure he could tell you too easily, but I would never remember. I know his computer is a few years old now but he built, he just built mine a in July so mine is better then his atm. But as he is messing with his now he may be doing something to it soon again.

you ah...

i should complain and threaten to remove all poutine-making foodstuffs in a 20 mile radius

OK - that was, officially, my 2nd request. When I slung the first request out there, you made it sound like he had some serious kit. Now you only say 'his computer', so a count of 1. Not so serious kit, after all.

and

Nevermind. I had some idea we could swap stories about dogs urinating on the gear and frying hard drives in a loud and smoky fashion.

[SAT 9,609]

Dude the ICE won't do a lot in NYC. It's a super santuary. Every time they do something here, they get blasted by everyone (except me, the only republican in the state).

you ah...

i should complain and threaten to remove all poutine-making foodstuffs in a 20 mile radius

OK - that was, officially, my 2nd request. When I slung the first request out there, you made it sound like he had some serious kit. Now you only say 'his computer', so a count of 1. Not so serious kit, after all.

and

Nevermind. I had some idea we could swap stories about dogs urinating on the gear and frying hard drives in a loud and smoky fashion.

You can come pee on the third rail in the subway here, and that'll fry you pretty good.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Dude!! stock up on exlax and rechargeable batteries for the cattle prods. [kit you'll need once the expedition returns]

[SAT 9,609]

Dude!! stock up on exlax and rechargeable batteries for the cattle prods. [kit you'll need once the expedition returns]

No lol, they're moving out. Those the kiddos godfather (who went to Malaysia with us) is more concerned about this kid being in my house at times.

[Ontarkie 14,303]

you ah...

i should complain and threaten to remove all poutine-making foodstuffs in a 20 mile radius

OK - that was, officially, my 2nd request. When I slung the first request out there, you made it sound like he had some serious kit. Now you only say 'his computer', so a count of 1. Not so serious kit, after all.

and

Nevermind. I had some idea we could swap stories about dogs urinating on the gear and frying hard drives in a loud and smoky fashion.

haha he has more then one, but uses one more then the rest. 5 kids and soon to be 6 tends to cut into computer building.

I don't thin I cold find poutine making stuff here within a 100 mil radius. Well not unless I substitute everything.

[SAT 9,609]

But man you're not kidding, a cattle prod is needed to tame this kid.

haha he has more then one, but uses one more then the rest. 5 kids and soon to be 6 tends to cut into computer building.

I don't thin I cold find poutine making stuff here within a 100 mil radius. Well not unless I substitute everything.

What's poutine making stuff?

Tater

Knife

Oil

Pan

Gravy

Salt

Voila....

[Darnell 8,478]

What's poutine making stuff?

Tater

Knife

Oil

Pan

Gravy

Salt

Voila....

cheesecurds.

you forgot cheesecurds.

is big mondo importante, these cheese curds.

[Ontarkie 14,303]

well my first though was cheese curds be a cold day before they sell them around here. Gravy is well better if it's the right gravy not any gravy.

[Darnell 8,478]

But man you're not kidding, a cattle prod is needed to tame this kid.

Although I was very short and succinct in my list of kit that you need,

you really do need that kit.

Exlax for the adults that stray back in, carefully hidden in chocolate-exlax-imbued brownies and muffins and cupcakes

then

the cattle prod for the kid.

I not think I need to explain it, really,

as

you _KNOW_ they will stray back in for even an hour's visit. All it's gonna take is 4 minutes, and yer daughter's toys will be destroyed. Yer wife other squatter isn't going to do anything to prevent it, either.

Edited January 24, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,478]

well my first though was cheese curds be a cold day before they sell them around here. Gravy is well better if it's the right gravy not any gravy.

yes, yes, keep thinking.

as a poutine officianado and sometimes gourmand,

I have been experimenting, off and on, these last 3 years,

with the proper drippings/grease for the gravy and the right type o cheese curds.

I have been making all from scratch, not relying on any import firm. I don't do it every day, or even every week, but it's a 2 day slog when I'm busy with it.

I make this stuff from scratch, and I think I've a better gravy than most

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omg - i must be really , exceptionally cranky today,

as

I've had emotional outburts about curry laksa and poutine, two of my 3 fav comfort foods. OMG.

Edited January 24, 2014 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Idealy, I want Tiff to see things from a different angle. It's better for one day if I'm not around anymore. I need her to see without me intervening. That this is just a bad kid. And that he's not ours to raise, or provide for.

I'm curious to find out how gump and co's next kid will turn out.

Will it be influenced by #1 son?

Or is ti just in the genes?

Will social conditioning matter?

Will Gump learn from the failures of the recent past?

Looks like another day of dining out over here in Brooklyn........

Edited January 24, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Darnell 8,478]

ah - kinesthetics, with metal !! [what the heck is that, you ask?]

put wildchild into food cart. load food cart onto boat. drop food cart into harbour.

Mischief Managed!

[food card registered to Gump, so they'll come after him, later, during the forensics sweep]