The Plnk Ranther Strikes Again

[Caryh 5,206]

So much for his title of "the historian"

They do lmao. The also eat pork like fiends

And why should they not eat pork? They're already going to H E double toothpicks for killing Jesus.

I like pork, good thing I'm not a muslim.

Irish stew

[Asia 2,498]

You were a cannon fodder buffer zone for real commies, and they didn't even give you a few rubles for it?

Nope.

They just sent their soldiers over and they've stayed here for years, till the Soviet Union's dissolution.

[Caryh 5,206]

It said it neigh. Like a horse. Instead of like ni like nice.

Spell check always gets pissed at words like Okanagan or farrier. Im never sure why it gets mad at farrier, which is a very common word in the horse industry.

Do farriers make meatballs?

Swedish horseballs

[SAT 9,609]

I never feel like being at work anymore. After so many years of it, it almost feels like a prison sentence....

[SAT 9,609]

I said Swedish meatballs too, and Rocky Mountain oysters.

[Caryh 5,206]

Nope.

They just sent their soldiers over and they've stayed here for years, till the Soviet Union's dissolution.

Well see, they sent you free security, and those soldier must of been spending their rubles there. Come on admit it, Momma has a sock drawer full of old rubles.

Black Russian

[SAT 9,609]

Ok nobody said Black Russian.....

French #######

[Caryh 5,206]

I said Swedish meatballs too, and Rocky Mountain oysters.

I didn't say Swedish meatballs, I said Swedish horseballs. The kind Ikea sells.

Dome Dogs, which are no more, they blew up the dome.

[Asia 2,498]

Well see, they sent you free security, and those soldier must of been spending their rubles there. Come on admit it, Momma has a sock drawer full of old rubles.

Nope, still no rubles

[Caryh 5,206]

Ok nobody said Black Russian.....

French #######

Stop talking about my old girlfriend's mother! I'm serious to, once had a gf who's mother was a French #######. Married a GI, moved to the USA and became a French ####### in New York.

Manila clam

[SAT 9,609]

####### now I'm craving a VC coffee.

If Selena still worked for me, she'd go get me one, and a bagel.

[Caryh 5,206]

Nope, still no rubles

That explains why your money is called a zloty, you didn't have any rubles to buy more than one vowel.

Bismark

####### now I'm craving a VC coffee.

If Selena still worked for me, she'd go get me one, and a bagel.

I said VC coffee.

Selena Gomez worked there? Why'd you fire her, she's nice eye candy?

German Chocolate cake

I get a new heart with this post.

Peking duck

Well that sucked, added it to the last one and no heart

Edited February 5, 2014 by Caryh

[kitthekat 1,317]

there is a gecko stuck on our bathroom door and i can't enter or it'll jump on me. need to pee so bad.

[Caryh 5,206]

there is a gecko stuck on our bathroom door and i can't enter or it'll jump on me. need to pee so bad.

I hate when they show up and try to sell me insurance.

I once had a giant jumping spider chase, or ate, all the geckos in my room in the Philippines once. I prefered the geckos

Singapore spicy crab

Edited February 5, 2014 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

there is a gecko stuck on our bathroom door and i can't enter or it'll jump on me. need to pee so bad.

I saw 1 gazillion geckos in Malaysia....

Not Selena Gomez you foolish man.....

She didn't get fired. She moved. And found a new job. After that, she was never replaced.