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Mags Grand Master

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

:lol::no: That's not right, that's just not right.....

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

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does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

I did one that lasted for 10 seconds once. I was quite proud of it really. But it WAS after eating brussel sprouts. Score!!! :lol:

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

I did one that lasted for 10 seconds once. I was quite proud of it really. But it WAS after eating brussel sprouts. Score!!! :lol:

but can you fart the star spangled banner? roflmao.gif

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

I did one that lasted for 10 seconds once. I was quite proud of it really. But it WAS after eating brussel sprouts. Score!!! :lol:

but can you fart the star spangled banner? roflmao.gif

I can burp and say "bollocks", does that count?

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

I did one that lasted for 10 seconds once. I was quite proud of it really. But it WAS after eating brussel sprouts. Score!!! :lol:

but can you fart the star spangled banner? roflmao.gif

I can burp and say "bollocks", does that count?

well that's a whole nuther subject.......i've burped and had it echo in the high school library :P

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

I did one that lasted for 10 seconds once. I was quite proud of it really. But it WAS after eating brussel sprouts. Score!!! :lol:

but can you fart the star spangled banner? roflmao.gif

I can burp and say "bollocks", does that count?

well that's a whole nuther subject.......i've burped and had it echo in the high school library :P

You're just a boasty boy today ain't ya? :P

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so proud of you guys wish there was an award for the longest or loudest

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Brother, go buy yourself some probiotic supplements...smelly flatulence is an indication of an imbalance of micro-organisms in your intestinal tract, plus there is evidence that such an imbalance over a lifetime can contribute to other health problems.

that was about 10 years ago that happened. ah the good ol days....... :blush:

does that mean they were right the other day when they said you were full of it

occasionally gas.gif

I did one that lasted for 10 seconds once. I was quite proud of it really. But it WAS after eating brussel sprouts. Score!!! :lol:

but can you fart the star spangled banner? roflmao.gif

I can burp and say "bollocks", does that count?

well that's a whole nuther subject.......i've burped and had it echo in the high school library :P

You're just a boasty boy today ain't ya? :P

ah that was the good ol days..........

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Being stuck in a room with someone who does eggy woofters every five minutes would be my idea of hell.

:blush: i've been known to clear a 1000 square foot room.........

Charles, you must be the long lost twin brother of my ex-husband. That guy had the nastiest farts imaginable. Words can not begin to describe the torture...

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I'm praying my son doesn't inherit this trait, but it doesn't look good so far!!

Allah tries his chosen people through many hardships, but those who persevere through adversity, surrendering themselves before the will of Allah, shall be blessed with a superb reward.

-The Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reported by Anas bin Malik

A time will come when the sky is torn apart; when the stars scatter, and the ocean drains away; and when the graves are tossed about, and laid open. At that time every man will be told what he has done, and what he has failed to do; and every woman will be told what she has done, and what she has failed to do.

-Qur'an, Al-Infitar, Surah 82:1-5

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Charles, you must be the long lost twin brother of my ex-husband. That guy had the nastiest farts imaginable. Words can not begin to describe the torture...

and i thought that was one of my better qualities :blush:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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