Some Things That Irritate A Sane Person !

[LuzyC 0]

1)You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.

2)The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

3)The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

4)There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

5)You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

6)It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

7)The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

8)There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

9)You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

10)Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

11)You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

12)You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

13)Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

14)A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

15)There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.

16)You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

17)The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

18)A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.

19)You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

20)The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

21)You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

22)People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

23)Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

24)You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

25)You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

26)You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.

27)You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

lol..

[silvanski 1]

so true

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Something that tests my sanity is when I'm behind someone in a grocery store line who seems impervious to the idea that one must pay for their purchases. Then, after all the items are rung up, a light bulb goes on in their heads, and they hold up the line, rummaging thru their disorganised purse to find their money.

[Killer_Clown_2009 0]

Ughhh or you drink from a soda can that someone spit their chewing tabacco into. Blech. Oh no de ja vu!

Edited December 24, 2006 by jane2005

[LaL 418]

Ughhh or you drink from a soda can that someone spit their chewing tabacco into. Blech. Oh no de ja vu!

oh dayum u have done that??

[Killer_Clown_2009 0]

Something that tests my sanity is when I'm behind someone in a grocery store line who seems impervious to the idea that one must pay for their purchases. Then, after all the items are rung up, a light bulb goes on in their heads, and they hold up the line, rummaging thru their disorganised purse to find their money.

Ha, I'm worse, I often forget my wallet in the car and don't discover it until it's time to pay.

Ughhh or you drink from a soda can that someone spit their chewing tabacco into. Blech. Oh no de ja vu!

No my poor son did when he was 2 years old. It was horrible.

[melly 0]

Chewing tobacco is something you definitely don't want to swallow. :barf:

[Sheriff Uling 3]

I have done some of the things on that lists, but I'm ashamed to say which ones... LOL!!!

[sarah and hicham 3]

Something that tests my sanity is when I'm behind someone in a grocery store line who seems impervious to the idea that one must pay for their purchases. Then, after all the items are rung up, a light bulb goes on in their heads, and they hold up the line, rummaging thru their disorganised purse to find their money.

I agree with you there... especially when the light bulb goes on and they pull out their check books- that takes forever!

[pedroh 21]

Something that tests my sanity is when I'm behind someone in a grocery store line who seems impervious to the idea that one must pay for their purchases. Then, after all the items are rung up, a light bulb goes on in their heads, and they hold up the line, rummaging thru their disorganised purse to find their money.

I agree with you there... especially when the light bulb goes on and they pull out their check books- that takes forever!

i know!! checkbooks ftl!! where's da plastic pliz!!!?!?! i've had 2.30 checks for a box of fuses.. wth..

but the worst of it, the worst!! is when u wanna go on the 12 item line register, and some @sshole in front of you has a full cart (or buggy if u live in NC lawl) and doesn't give a shite! #######?

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Gdaughter did the tobacco thing from coke bottle soooooooooooo nasty !