The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Caryh 5,206]

I wish my mind was less imaginative than it is. Everything you just said I saw as a short movie....

How yellow was her butt? I kind of envisioned something out a Dr Seuss book.

[Vanitas 310]

I was thinking Simpsons, personally.

[JTB11 1,079]

I was thinking Simpsons, personally.

aaaand Simpsons type butt appears in my mind....heeeellpppp there is hair

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

No one PMs me questions.

Thankfully.

[Ontarkie 14,375]

No such thing, no man. A most completely mythical creature, si man.

[perks up ears] Si, man?

Yup very mythical in this house. I can't even get her to take naps anymore. We got home just before 11pm and she was still running around the house screaming like a banshee. Big sister had just enough out of her by that time too. I finally got her to sleep about 11:15 but then she woke up 5 times through the night because she was over tired. Mommy is about to give up keeping her in her own bed and let her sleep with us again.

I have 10 weeks to go before the next little one shows up and that is only if he doesn't come early.

If you want a break turning PM's off could help

[SAT 9,609]

No one PMs me questions.

Thankfully.

You want me to PM you questions?

[SAT 9,609]

How yellow was her butt? I kind of envisioned something out a Dr Seuss book.

Actually she's not that yellow.....kinda pale......

[SAT 9,609]

I wish my mind was less imaginative than it is. Everything you just said I saw as a short movie....

You musta not know the origins of "the fork" conversation......gonna have to fill you in later....

[oohpartiv 484]

I think two people who speak English as their second language would communicate much better with each other than if one of them was a native speaker... Speaking from my experience

I'd have to agree, unless the ESL person has a very advanced level.

CG-wife & CG-mom-in-law will conduct their usual stoopid Ecu Gnu Year's rituals, sigh man.

If you don't mind me asking, does Ecu MIL have a long term tourist visa? You mention her visits a lot, and it kind of boggles my mind, since I know my MIL could never get a tourist visa... though that may not be a bad thing.

Supposedly we are closing next week.

Yay, congrats!!

Mrs. T-B. had me buy 6 boxes of rice the other day, sigh man... the ricewriting is on the wall... Mrs. T-B. is not into cooking rice that has one nanomolecule of moisture in it, sigh man.

Does she insist on burning the bottom layer to hell and claiming it's the best part? Hubby loves his "cocolon", but bleh! He can have it. Edited December 31, 2013 by oohpartiv

[JTB11 1,079]

You musta not know the origins of "the fork" conversation......gonna have to fill you in later....

thanks will need to be filled in. I faintly remember something but not clearly enough.

[SAT 9,609]

It's time to make fun of T-Bag while he's not here.....

[SAT 9,609]

thanks will need to be filled in. I faintly remember something but not clearly enough.

It was another one of those days back in the Rant, we were yappin about some nonsense. And I brought up the idea of having sex with your spouse, and then go get a fork and stab them in the butt.....

All I know is, I did it in the past with an ex, and the laughter was endless. It's a good post-sex game.....

So "stab her butt with a fork" has become a code here for "sex".

[NikLR 13,231]

Some days I just want to move back to Canada. Today is one of those.

[Vanitas 310]

What's the matter Niki?

[oohpartiv 484]

Some days I just want to move back to Canada. Today is one of those.

I get you, girl. Some days I wonder why we ever left the apartment, jobs, friends, and financial independence we had in Ecuador. Starting over is a pain in the butt.