The Return of the Pink Ranter

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Once more.....did you expect me to read that gratis ?

No, man; freelance rate$ are at least a hunnerd fiddy.

Get back to work you lazy slacker! What do you think the chicken gonna pluck themselves?

[hoists self to full height in indignation] I am NOT a lazy slacker -- I'm a slacking lazer, cluck man.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Nuh uh....

No no no no no... Polish-only in the Pink Ranter forum. The correct terminology is "oj nie," oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Took dogs out and tried not to die on the frozen ground and applied for jobs.

[in helpful tone] I will you help you to put your best foot forward when writing cover-letters, si man, as follows (ahem, harrumph):

Dear Mr. Prospective Employer,

WHO TOOK THE DOGS OUT? [thump, th-thump]

I am well-suited for your company because I probably did not die on the frozen ground and I applied for jobs.

Sincerely,

J-Bonette

pretty good, walked on it all day today.

What -- the popcorn? I'm so confu-u-u-sed...

Edited December 17, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Mini-Bone and Daddy had a "bachelors' night in" while Mrs. T-B. went on a "Mommies' Night Out" with her partners-in-estrogen. We built towers out of wooden blocks and crashed trains into them; we put together puzzles; we circled trains on & off the tracks and crashed them into each other; we either changed diapers thrice or submitted to said changes; we ate "Big Bites!" of dinner; we either took out the semiweekly trash or supervised same; we either drank chocolate milk or mixed/heated it; we either watched the late news on TV or played YouTube videos on our tablet mini-computer; and we got yelled at by Mrs. T-B. who, when coming home far too late and off-pissed because her mommy-friends went on to some other raucous place, was off-pissed at (1) having to come home at all; (2) coming home and finding Mini-B. still up; and (3, formerly Many) finding that Someone had given Someone Else a wedgie during the last diaper-installation, whee man.

Mini-B. and Daddy had so much fun that Daddy didn't even think to call the rubias (imaginary harem of 6 blondes), no and sigh man. Of note, Mini-B.'s little girlfriends are all older and blonde, proud Daddy man.

Rant, si man: Diaper-manufacturers should skip the fancy, cutesy designs and instead print instructions with arrows: "Back" and "This Side Up," si man. I don't know where the dickens Mrs. T-B. got some of those diapers, no man, but they were not meant to be readily installed, no man. I have half a mind to bill Mrs. T-B. a hunnerd fiddy, but she doesn't work, so I'd end up paying it, sigh man.

Edited December 17, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Usual, zzz man.

[Caryh 5,206]

I also want to see the Hobbit. The wife is not as keen on the idea though. For some reason she's not interested in a lot of movies I pick, but when she goes she thinks they're great. She saw that last one, thought it was great, but already switched back to her bias that it won't be good.

I'm gonna see if I can convince hubs to go see the hobbit next monday.

[Caryh 5,206]

pretty good, walked on it all day today.

Thats great. Maybe tomorrow you'll be up to walking on it and chewing bubble gum at the same time.

[Caryh 5,206]

You can't get microwave popcorn anymore

http://theweek.com/article/index/252521/5-foods-that-would-be-affected-by-the-fdas-trans-fats-ban

My wife is not going to be happy with the noodles. But then she doesn't go for Ramen noodles normally, but some asian made brands with are probably worse.

I prefer to not eat microwave popcorn, I prefer to cook in a pan and use real butter on it. For years people gave me ####### for doing it the hard way and not using margarine, I am finally vindicated!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Wheee, everything seems to be ok so far with our new buyers and we are set to go to contract next week. *praying everything goes well*

Also, Steve go bid on somethings tomorrow: http://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/2013/20th-century-design-n09058.html#&i=0

Also praying our thing sells because that will make the seasonal unemployment more bearable.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

And seriously, why are they having early dismissal over 2 inches of snow?

[Asia 2,498]

mine loved the hobbit so we are going...at some point this week or weekend yay !

I still have to wait till January, since they start to showing Hobbit on December 27th.

Can't wait!

I so hate popcorn

Me too!

pretty good, walked on it all day today.

That's great to hear!

[Asia 2,498]

Wheee, everything seems to be ok so far with our new buyers and we are set to go to contract next week. *praying everything goes well*

Keeping my fingers crossed for that!

[JTB11 1,079]

hubby woke me up after 4 hours of sleep last night saying he cannot move...pulled a muscle in the neck. At first I thought ...what a baby but it has got to be a pain to be at work pulling files and walking around....sigh. I think I will make a fritatta tonight for when he gets home.

Dog is washed. Dejected little rat.

I still have to wait till January, since they start to showing Hobbit on December 27th.

Can't wait!

Me too!

That's great to hear!

popcorn hate five !!!

[SAT 9,609]

Wheee, everything seems to be ok so far with our new buyers and we are set to go to contract next week. *praying everything goes well*

Also, Steve go bid on somethings tomorrow: http://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/2013/20th-century-design-n09058.html#&i=0

Also praying our thing sells because that will make the seasonal unemployment more bearable.

You're like the Jewish man who keeps asking God to help him win the lottery jackpot.....

after 20 years of asking, he resented God because he never won. Then one day he asked God again in prayer, and a bolt of lightening struck in front of him. A deep voice from the sky said ...."Moishe.....meet me half way, go BUY a lottery ticket....."

Now......whadaya want me to bid on???

And seriously, why are they having early dismissal over 2 inches of snow?

you got 2 inches of snow?

[Asia 2,498]

popcorn hate five !!!