The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Caryh 5,206]

Not going to read a big wall of texts ---> Summary please

Watched naked wife, wife went to work, visited with my kids, exchanged gifts, ate food, wife returned from work, had fun, wife cooked, ate food, had fun, watched movies, slept woke for midnight, ate, exchanged gifts, went to bed, had fun, slept.

[Asia 2,498]

BTW the long letter written by the male spousal unit, was discovered and read by female spousal unit on Christmas morning. Female spousal unit expressed much emotion and returned said feelings to male spousal unit.

And they lived happily ever after!

Not going to read a big wall of texts ---> Summary please

Stop being lazy... Even I read it!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Watched naked wife, wife went to work, visited with my kids, exchanged gifts, ate food, wife returned from work, had fun, wife cooked, ate food, had fun, watched movies, slept woke for midnight, ate, exchanged gifts, went to bed, had fun, slept.

See.. short and concise

[Caryh 5,206]

See.. short and concise

I see your husband will never have to worry about complaints he's not romantic enough though

[Merrytooth 5,748]

My hubby is not romantic.. he said Men don't talk about feelings...

Edited December 26, 2013 by Merrytooth

[Caryh 5,206]

My hubby is not romantic.. he said Men don't talk about feelings...

Some do, some don't. All depends on the person, there are no absolutes.

[Darnell 8,479]

Brother D - It seems you've caused a revolt against yourself with one of your comments in the Family forum, mate. I offer you a flame-retardant suit and water cannon.

Ya, that's some weird stuff. Although I do understand and appreciate the reactions there, it wasn't my intent to stir the pot in that fashion. IMO, making a clean break for a DV lottery winner and subsequent visa holder, seems best. But that's just my opinion, and my definition of 'clean' is obviously different from other folk. I won't be commenting further there, some folk will get it, most will have such an acerbic reaction.

[Darnell 8,479]

My contribution, or how I spent my Christmas Eve.

Female spousal unit allowed male spousal until to sleep in an extra 30 minutes past his normal get ready for work time. Which is about two hours earlier than pre female spousal unit's arrival in country time. Male spousal unit woke very happy for these extra 30 minutes, and preceded to make coffee for female spousal unit, plus himself. Said coffee was delivered to the female spousal unit's morning habitat, were visual reflection device is located next to the walk in clothing storage room, which contains less and less items of male spousal unit each week. Male spousal unit then placed himself on sleeping appliance, and watched female spousal unit dry and lotion herself, making ample use of proper positioning and visual reflection device. Male spousal unit made several unsuccessful attempts to draw female spousal unit into sleeping appliance, female made some nonsense about having to work, while lazy male spousal unit had no such obligations. Male spousal unit goes back to enjoying coffee alone for physical stimulation, while enjoying eye candy provided by female spousal unit and visual reflection device, while female spousal unit dances, prances, and does what can only be assumed yoga poses, while laughing at male spousal unit. Eventually female spousal unit, decides upon and dons her prefered articles of clothing after numerous iterations, to further reduce male spousal units chances to induce the female back to the sleeping appliance. Female spousal unit then gives affection to male spousal unit while in fully upright vertical position, and removes herself to perform her morning ritual of lighting candles in front of graven images of historical biblical characters and fondling beads strung on string with another graven image of a man who likes to lay on crossed boards.

Male spousal unit moves to computer and begins epic struggle to once again conquer a world very much like earth but not earth. Male spousal unit gets angry at former friendly neighbor who sets up camp on territory just taken from hostile neighbor while male spousal unit was busy wiping them off the map of this earthlike world. Makes note to wipe up supposed friendly but back stabbing neighbor once current conquest is complete. Female spousal unit completes morning ritual, and both spousal units return to sleeping appliance to cuddle while moving images on flat screen communicate about what's happening outside the homestead. Female spousal unit again rebuffs male spousal units attempts to reducing the articles of clothing she has hidden herself under to nothing. Device on dresser now is displaying the dreaded numerals, which means female spousal unit will now vacate the premises, leaving the male spousal unit to his own devices.

Male spousal until goes back to computer and the strange earthlike, but not earth world and finishes wiping out neighbor and consolidating new territory. Except for the blight where the once friendly, but now back stabbing neighbor holds. Moves forces closer to back stabber, plan is moving along just fine, when offending object on wall with hands and numerals, informs male spousal unit he has things to do more important than conquering said earthlike world.

Male spousal unit now digs out hidden stash of trinkets and baubles, and begins covering them in gaily colored film. Male spousal unit also goes to work on writing a long emotionally laden letter, to pierce the heart of female spousal unit, and make her more available in the sleeping applicaliance. Male spousal unit then moves on to cleaning up his vehicle, which rarely carries more than himself up, then cleans himself under a hot stream of water in an enclosed space known as the shower. Male spousal unit then dons the articles of clothing previously selected by female spousal unit, and laid out lovingly on the sleeping appliance.

Male spousal unit then proceeds to travel clear across city where he has set up a date with two beautiful young ladies, one unfortunately brings along a male currently know as a pre-spousal male unit. The four of us then travel to a edifice of consumption, not the prefered location which provided fair from Italy, as said location felt their worked deserved the holiday off, but instead the Pannekoeken Huis. Presents opened, baubles exchanged, good talk and laughter ensued, tarnished by lack only of female spousal unit, due to foreign heathen company owners lack of heart. Feasting completed, two beautiful young ladies and one ugly male pre-spousal unit returned to their domiciles. Male spousal unit now goes on wild search for ripe golden mangoes, per instructions of female spousal unit. Male spousal unit's search yields nothing, as currently ripe golden mangoes are not quite in season yet this year. Male spousal unit heads to domicile knowing he has failed when female spousal unit calls and informs him, Christian direct supervisor was letting work slaves leave early now that pagan top manager has vacated the premises.

Male and female spousal units reunite in domicile and appreciate mutual affections. Female spousal unit then cracks the whip, time to cook celebratory dinner and midnight dinner concurrently. Male spousal unit, removes himself to living room to select Christmas music and put looping fireplace video on flat screen displace device. Female spousal unit works on creating enough food for a small village in nine courses for the next three hours. Male spousal unit did pitch in by joining female spousal unit in kitchen and making rice.

Female spousal unit calls male spousal unit to dining room where feast awaits. Grace is said, wine is poured, food is eaten, with breaks for selfies and facebook posting, all the while enjoying the view of fresh snow falling out the glass doors. Male and female spousal units remove themselves to living room, where Christmas movies are watched, and wine consumed until sleepiness takes over both spousal units.

11:45 PM, alarm which was judiciously set, alarms both spousal units into waking in time for midnight. Food is eaten, wine is drank, presents are exchanged, although female spousal unit misses long letter and hidden inside present, until morning. Male spousal unit still convinces female spousal unit to vacate living room for sleeping appliance for more extra curricular activities.

BTW the long letter written by the male spousal unit, was discovered and read by female spousal unit on Christmas morning. Female spousal unit expressed much emotion and returned said feelings to male spousal unit.

Bonus points for having the ice-packs ready in the freezer unit, to handle the male unit spouse's unit.

I feel bad for ya, none of that Holiday Sexy Sex. Still, New Years is sneaking up, maybe you can plan something more unit friendly.

[Caryh 5,206]

Bonus points for having the ice-packs ready in the freezer unit, to handle the male unit spouse's unit.

I feel bad for ya, none of that Holiday Sexy Sex. Still, New Years is sneaking up, maybe you can plan something more unit friendly.

LOL maybe I was too circumspect in the way I phrased it. But no, I did not get lucky when she was getting ready for work, I never do as she has so many things she feels the need to get done before leaving. But that doesn't mean there wasn't plenty of getting lucky going on.

[Darnell 8,479]

I was trying to read between the lines, but hei ! Even my eyes scramble with so many lines.

I like the tome, you should post that somewhere for money, even Reader's Digest

[Caryh 5,206]

fighting a computer which appears to have major issues. Only two years old, and the dang thing corrupts files. Hard drive replaced and it still happens. Memory all checks good, reseat memory and still occurs. Replaced power supply and I think its still happening. Down to motherboard or processor, but don't want to throw good money after bad in buying replacement motherboard or processor and still have to worry if something else is causing all the issues.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Ya, that's some weird stuff. Although I do understand and appreciate the reactions there, it wasn't my intent to stir the pot in that fashion. IMO, making a clean break for a DV lottery winner and subsequent visa holder, seems best. But that's just my opinion, and my definition of 'clean' is obviously different from other folk. I won't be commenting further there, some folk will get it, most will have such an acerbic reaction.

Nah, I get it 100%. Might be an unpopular opinion, but I do see your point.

[JTB11 1,079]

"I got chills, they are multiplying" *dancing*......hi thread. Just came back from watching Frozen in 3D with a friend of mine and her bf. It was their christmas present for me which is awesome. Loved it. Also got some apples and italian bread mmmmm and hummus with horseradish mmm some more.

All in all...fun times.

Should be going skating again soon with dad-in law. yay too. Hopefully...

Nap time.

[Caryh 5,206]

Ya, that's some weird stuff. Although I do understand and appreciate the reactions there, it wasn't my intent to stir the pot in that fashion. IMO, making a clean break for a DV lottery winner and subsequent visa holder, seems best. But that's just my opinion, and my definition of 'clean' is obviously different from other folk. I won't be commenting further there, some folk will get it, most will have such an acerbic reaction.

Got a link to that thread? Sounds interesting.

[SAT 9,609]

How dare you guys have a conversation in my absence ......