The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Caryh 5,206]

How fast did Juna spend it lol

Actually I hung on to it. Juna already get her bundle of cash for Christmas spending. Two huge balikbayan boxes shipped off to family, plus all the presents that were put inside it. And a large bundle of cash so she could buy me something. BTW the Christmas bonus would have hardly been noticed over what was spent this Christmas.

[SAT 9,609]

Actually I hung on to it. Juna already get her bundle of cash for Christmas spending. Two huge balikbayan boxes shipped off to family, plus all the presents that were put inside it. And a large bundle of cash so she could buy me something. BTW the Christmas bonus would have hardly been noticed over what was spent this Christmas.

You ain't kiddin, same here...

[Caryh 5,206]

You ain't kiddin, same here...

One of presents I gave my wife was new dishes. You gotta love a woman who is actually happy to get new dishes for Christmas. But she also got a coach bag, shoes, shirts, etc... She actually bought me a coach wallet to. I'm not sure what she actually paid for the thing, but when I was moving my stuff into it, I discovered a $146 price tag inside it. For that price, it oughta make the money reproduce while it's inside it.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Caryh

[The Mean Lady 604]

Time for Christmas round 2.

Wrapping and finishing up presents today for hubby's first trip back to Canada tomorrow.

Woohoo!

[Novembro 1,763]

Happy belated Christmas everyone! Hope it was amazing for all of you.

[Caryh 5,206]

Happy belated Christmas everyone! Hope it was amazing for all of you.

Happy Belated Christmas to you too. I didn't even know Belateds celebrated Christmas.

Wasn't the fresh snow on Christmas Eve just the perfect touch this year?

Time for Christmas round 2.

Wrapping and finishing up presents today for hubby's first trip back to Canada tomorrow.

Woohoo!

Bringing up some Mean Old Lady cheer for the after holiday, holiday?

Wish it was so easy to hop over to my wife's home.

Have a wonderful Canadian Christmas

[The Mean Lady 604]

Yes, I supposed easier than others, however, I do not like the 7.5 hour drive with the 1 hour difference.

THOUGH I'm hoping the return will be MUCH easier with hubby's GC.

[Caryh 5,206]

Yes, I supposed easier than others, however, I do not like the 7.5 hour drive with the 1 hour difference.

THOUGH I'm hoping the return will be MUCH easier with hubby's GC.

7.5 hours drive is not fun. Drive safe and I hope the snow storms stay off your chosen path.

[Novembro 1,763]

Happy Belated Christmas to you too. I didn't even know Belateds celebrated Christmas.

Wasn't the fresh snow on Christmas Eve just the perfect touch this year?

It was gorgeous! Did you all have a good eve/day?

[Asia 2,498]

Asia !! I did not thank you for Krtecek !!!! omg I love him ! Have a key chain with him :x

You're welcome!

I'm glad you liked it

Glances up at user names, both my own and quoted poster, gets confused look on face, shugs, posts and moves on.

Yeah, that's Steve for ya, and he actually doesn't share his wife's name here...

What happens in Asia, stays in Asia

You got that right!

[SAT 9,609]

Hi TML and wacko. Merry Christmas

[SAT 9,609]

You're welcome!

I'm glad you liked it

Yeah, that's Steve for ya, and he actually doesn't share his wife's name here...

You got that right!

Tiff was born in Malaysia in a village and you think her name is Tiff

I have a country named Czechoslovakia I wanna sell you

[Asia 2,498]

Nah, I don't need Czechoslovakia

But maybe someone else would need it

[Caryh 5,206]

'Twould be fun and a boon to have even more contributors to this thread, si man, whether new or previous.

My contribution, or how I spent my Christmas Eve.

Female spousal unit allowed male spousal until to sleep in an extra 30 minutes past his normal get ready for work time. Which is about two hours earlier than pre female spousal unit's arrival in country time. Male spousal unit woke very happy for these extra 30 minutes, and preceded to make coffee for female spousal unit, plus himself. Said coffee was delivered to the female spousal unit's morning habitat, were visual reflection device is located next to the walk in clothing storage room, which contains less and less items of male spousal unit each week. Male spousal unit then placed himself on sleeping appliance, and watched female spousal unit dry and lotion herself, making ample use of proper positioning and visual reflection device. Male spousal unit made several unsuccessful attempts to draw female spousal unit into sleeping appliance, female made some nonsense about having to work, while lazy male spousal unit had no such obligations. Male spousal unit goes back to enjoying coffee alone for physical stimulation, while enjoying eye candy provided by female spousal unit and visual reflection device, while female spousal unit dances, prances, and does what can only be assumed yoga poses, while laughing at male spousal unit. Eventually female spousal unit, decides upon and dons her prefered articles of clothing after numerous iterations, to further reduce male spousal units chances to induce the female back to the sleeping appliance. Female spousal unit then gives affection to male spousal unit while in fully upright vertical position, and removes herself to perform her morning ritual of lighting candles in front of graven images of historical biblical characters and fondling beads strung on string with another graven image of a man who likes to lay on crossed boards.

Male spousal unit moves to computer and begins epic struggle to once again conquer a world very much like earth but not earth. Male spousal unit gets angry at former friendly neighbor who sets up camp on territory just taken from hostile neighbor while male spousal unit was busy wiping them off the map of this earthlike world. Makes note to wipe up supposed friendly but back stabbing neighbor once current conquest is complete. Female spousal unit completes morning ritual, and both spousal units return to sleeping appliance to cuddle while moving images on flat screen communicate about what's happening outside the homestead. Female spousal unit again rebuffs male spousal units attempts to reducing the articles of clothing she has hidden herself under to nothing. Device on dresser now is displaying the dreaded numerals, which means female spousal unit will now vacate the premises, leaving the male spousal unit to his own devices.

Male spousal until goes back to computer and the strange earthlike, but not earth world and finishes wiping out neighbor and consolidating new territory. Except for the blight where the once friendly, but now back stabbing neighbor holds. Moves forces closer to back stabber, plan is moving along just fine, when offending object on wall with hands and numerals, informs male spousal unit he has things to do more important than conquering said earthlike world.

Male spousal unit now digs out hidden stash of trinkets and baubles, and begins covering them in gaily colored film. Male spousal unit also goes to work on writing a long emotionally laden letter, to pierce the heart of female spousal unit, and make her more available in the sleeping applicaliance. Male spousal unit then moves on to cleaning up his vehicle, which rarely carries more than himself up, then cleans himself under a hot stream of water in an enclosed space known as the shower. Male spousal unit then dons the articles of clothing previously selected by female spousal unit, and laid out lovingly on the sleeping appliance.

Male spousal unit then proceeds to travel clear across city where he has set up a date with two beautiful young ladies, one unfortunately brings along a male currently know as a pre-spousal male unit. The four of us then travel to a edifice of consumption, not the prefered location which provided fair from Italy, as said location felt their worked deserved the holiday off, but instead the Pannekoeken Huis. Presents opened, baubles exchanged, good talk and laughter ensued, tarnished by lack only of female spousal unit, due to foreign heathen company owners lack of heart. Feasting completed, two beautiful young ladies and one ugly male pre-spousal unit returned to their domiciles. Male spousal unit now goes on wild search for ripe golden mangoes, per instructions of female spousal unit. Male spousal unit's search yields nothing, as currently ripe golden mangoes are not quite in season yet this year. Male spousal unit heads to domicile knowing he has failed when female spousal unit calls and informs him, Christian direct supervisor was letting work slaves leave early now that pagan top manager has vacated the premises.

Male and female spousal units reunite in domicile and appreciate mutual affections. Female spousal unit then cracks the whip, time to cook celebratory dinner and midnight dinner concurrently. Male spousal unit, removes himself to living room to select Christmas music and put looping fireplace video on flat screen displace device. Female spousal unit works on creating enough food for a small village in nine courses for the next three hours. Male spousal unit did pitch in by joining female spousal unit in kitchen and making rice.

Female spousal unit calls male spousal unit to dining room where feast awaits. Grace is said, wine is poured, food is eaten, with breaks for selfies and facebook posting, all the while enjoying the view of fresh snow falling out the glass doors. Male and female spousal units remove themselves to living room, where Christmas movies are watched, and wine consumed until sleepiness takes over both spousal units.

11:45 PM, alarm which was judiciously set, alarms both spousal units into waking in time for midnight. Food is eaten, wine is drank, presents are exchanged, although female spousal unit misses long letter and hidden inside present, until morning. Male spousal unit still convinces female spousal unit to vacate living room for sleeping appliance for more extra curricular activities.

BTW the long letter written by the male spousal unit, was discovered and read by female spousal unit on Christmas morning. Female spousal unit expressed much emotion and returned said feelings to male spousal unit.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Not going to read a big wall of texts ---> Summary please