The Return of the Pink Ranter

[JTB11 1,079]

I suppose that was a Czech riddle.......

( you didn't think that we were gonna leave the Czechs alone, did you?)

indeed it was lol (bring it on, i dare you !)

[SAT 9,609]

indeed it was lol (bring it on, i dare you !)

My life is built on challenges jada dear......hehehe......

[JTB11 1,079]

My life is built on challenges jada dear......hehehe......

so is mine...you may have met your match. *rolls up sleeves*

[TBoneTX 45,827]

1. Tiff is to left of daughter.

2. You woulda had curry coming outta your ears there was so much.....

1. Tell her to moderate her political views, then.

2. Whose favor are you trying to curry?

1. squirrel in a tree and splinter in your butt

2. migraines bring out the best in me...clearly.

1. In this thread (or, at least previous iterations), it was a fork in the butt.

2. I'm glad that they're yourgraines and not migraines, si man.

you may have met your match. *rolls up sleeves*

Czech it out, see man!

[SAT 9,609]

A Czech goes to the optician who shows him a placard with the letters:

C Z W X N Q S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy."

[SAT 9,609]

I just spent an hour and a half removing this from the kiddos ear.....

[Ontarkie 14,358]

Yikes what on earth is that? I don't remember how long it took but my second oldest fell asleep eating popcorn some how he got a kernel in his ear, that was hard to get out.

[Darnell 8,479]

Princess Jewels got into her ear? No Way !

[TBoneTX 45,827]

A Czech goes to the optician who shows him a placard with the letters:

You stole my Polish joke from the last thread, boo man. Sic 'im, Asia!

Yikes what on earth is that?

Looks like a golf ball, see man.

Thread-Laundress Report: Today's 5 loads turned into 4, thanks to some enviably shrewd, intuitive strategery on my part, whee man. Film at 11, see man.

[JTB11 1,079]

A Czech goes to the optician who shows him a placard with the letters:

C Z W X N Q S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the optician asks.

"Read it?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy."

Wait...I know the guy too though...is this a joke ? Don't get it nope

Oh hey, when i was in kindergarten I lost a small earring (3 cherries in gold) ...my poor dad had to go thru the entire carpet and even opened up the pipes under the sinks (there were....many) until he found it. uh...I miss my family esp. over christmas..and the food. Sigh.

Also, good morning thread ! Green tea and smoothie in my belly...feeling better already !

Edited December 23, 2013 by JTB11

[JTB11 1,079]

1. In this thread (or, at least previous iterations), it was a fork in the butt.

2. I'm glad that they're yourgraines and not migraines, si man.

Czech it out, see man!

1. I am Czech, we don't have forks. We say hands are tools of kings therefore no need for forks (or knives), si man.

2.

[Caryh 5,206]

An Englishman and Czech go to Australia to see the outback. The hire a guide, and had spent a week traveling and seeing the site of the Australian outback. It was a very hot day and both the Czech and the Englishman wanted to go for a swim in the river. Their guide kept attempted over and over to dissuade them of this idea, as the river was inhabited by crocodiles. Literally having to drag the two back as the heat got worse and worse. They had stopped to make dinner for the day, and the guide snuck off to take care of business back in the bushes. When he returned, his clients were nowhere to be found. At this point he started panicking and running up and down the river shouting their names, hoping for the best but fearing for the worse. A local came by and he explained what had happened and they said, well I've got a boat, I can help look for them, or the crocs that ate them. It took them the rest of the afternoon, but they found and caught two very fat crocs that looked to have recently eaten. The guide cut open the big female croc, while the local went to cut open the big male croc. Sure enough, when he cut open the big female croc out spills the Englishman, He lets out a grown and exclaims, whats even worse, I haven't even been paid yet. The local who just finished cutting open the other croc says, "Don't worry mate, the Czech is in the male,"

[SAT 9,609]

Yikes what on earth is that? I don't remember how long it took but my second oldest fell asleep eating popcorn some how he got a kernel in his ear, that was hard to get out.

Princess Jewels got into her ear? No Way !

Way! It's a stick- on earring.....I dunno where she got it from or how long it's been in there. It was all covered with ear wax....

I do check her ears every so often. I couldn't see it it was so deep

[SAT 9,609]

Wait...I know the guy too though...is this a joke ? Don't get it nope

Oh hey, when i was in kindergarten I lost a small earring (3 cherries in gold) ...my poor dad had to go thru the entire carpet and even opened up the pipes under the sinks (there were....many) until he found it. uh...I miss my family esp. over christmas..and the food. Sigh.

Also, good morning thread ! Green tea and smoothie in my belly...feeling better already !

They have plumbing in Czechoslovakia?

[Caryh 5,206]

They have plumbing in Czechoslovakia?

It not nice to ask a lady about her plumbing.