The Return of the Pink Ranter

[TBoneTX 45,814]

I had to teach her the proper way to handle socks

An ongoing irritation locally (a zit on my soul) is how Mrs. T-B. handles dirty socks. She stuffs one in another, believing that this keeps them together. Not only is at least one inside-out during the extraction process, but only rarely do an even number of socks go into the warsh and come out of the dryer. One week, there were 7 socks and only 2 of them matched (mine). , man.

It's black with a stupid-looking penguin on it.

Careful, or someone will report you for insulting a Moderatrix. Good thing that this was LPoP and no one read it, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,814]

1. That means getting up at the time TB is usually haunting this place.

2. I hope I get a chance to nap tomorrow

3 (formerly, Many). but there's Christmas shopping to be done yet to.

4 (formerly, Many). I'm beginning to think tomorrow is going to suck.

1. T-B. didn't have a nap this eve, so the haunt will be truncated, zzz man.

2. You should hope for the chance to nap on every morrow at every opportunity, zzz man.

Formerly Many #1. Blow it off, man.

Formerly Many #2. Blow it off and nap the whole day and tomorrow will not suck, no man.

Edited December 21, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,814]

Letting the 2 yr old have fun decorating the ginger bread house. I figured it would be a total disaster but she keeping it nice and neat.

That's probably because she's a girl, she man. Tonight when I finally got home, Mini-B. recruited me to build towers out of wooden blocks so that he could crash trains into them; next, he & I had raucous fun tossing his Thomas the Tank Engine underwear (fortunately, gently worn) at each other; and finally, we "played pillows" in bed, said activity ranging from building towers that he could flop on, to pushing them onto each other, to bouncing him off my stomach onto. Wee, man.

Sometimes I just jump a page or two to keep up when it gets like this.

Reported!!!!! Thread-ban pending!!!!!

me and stevie wonder are like bbflsssss

Vwls -- w nd vwls, s mn!

[TBoneTX 45,814]

longetivous....

There's an inoculation against that. As you've doubtlessly read innumerable times in the AOS/Family-Based main forum, the Civil Sturgeon notes it on the I-693. It's usually cheaper to get it in your own country, rather than wait and get it in the U.S., $i man.

Definition for the Day, Si Man

Civil Sturgeon, n. - a polite, caviar-producing fish, si man.

Edited December 21, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,814]

We have since turned in the Benz with 17000 miles on it in 39 months.

[perks up ears] Get it back and trade even-up for a genuine T-B.-jalopy, huh man?

Speaking of which, we are giving up and are taking it to the dealer (not the same as recently) to have a new remote programmed, sigh man.

Michael Kors......that's the trend. Get them that, and they'll love you forever. I mean love you long time.....

I got a Michael Kors tie at a GS a month or so ago. I love myself long time forever, smooch man.

Edited December 21, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,814]

At least not after last nights trick of faking a phone call in English with an old friend. Although she didn't get the reaction she was trying for.

My Canadiana ex-girlfriend sent an Xmas card. When I told Mrs. T-B. who it was, the default Ecuatoriana reaction of blood-in-the-eye jealousy briefly came over her. Down there, 99.44% of All Men Are Cheaters, copyright man, so I have to be careful not to let her see fotos or phone numbers of the rubias*, no man.

*Imaginary harem of 6 blondes, whee man

That's best, really. And she can ride a scooter/moped till Springtime, no worries there.

Get her a Segway, whee man.

I gotta retire my beloved Yukon soon........

What kind of tyres are you going to re-tyre it with, huh man?

Trade even-up for a T-B.-jalopy, huh man?

How come no car model is named "Northwest Territory," eh man?

Why are you trying to cater to her likes, wants, needs and desires ?

Si, man. Bigamy is having one wife too many; monogamy is the same thing, see man.

Edited December 21, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,814]

1. Skimmed thru so probably missed stuff.

2. If anyone wants to hire me for cooking I am game

3. it is usually take out night and I usually want chinese

4. Are you all making big new years plans ? Any superstitions like we have ?

1. Reported!!!!!

2. We cook game here, like deer (venison), rabbit (rabbit)... regardless, you're hired. Get here now.

3. Does your husband know that you take out Chinese? That's like my taking out rubias, see man.

4. They have strange, irritating New Year's customs in Ecu. They insist on eating 12 grapes, to signify something or another. They (meaning especially Mrs. T-B.) go out on the doorstep and throw at least 12 pennies into the air, to signify wealth. (The practical effect of this is to lose </= 12 cents in the mud or shrubbery or grass, only to find them again when the lawnmower hits them, grrr man.) Another irritating custom is to stay up all night, jovially socializing, instead of going to see the fireworks and then being home readying one's self for bed at 12:10 a.m. like any self-respecting gringo, see man.

New Years' Eve is "amateur night" anyway, sigh man -- all the drunks with concomitant numbers of cops. However, it might be a propitious time to rob a bank or something similar, thus actualizing the strange, irritating throwing of pennies into the air, hmmm man...

his wife would sell them all so she could go to the parlor

Sure she's not an Americana, huh man?

I can use an Impala from the company.

[in hopeful tone] Can a company man get a company Impala, huh man?

Edited December 21, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,814]

the glaze [...] some Europeans and the such just glaze #######

Traffic Cop [shining flashlight in T-B.'s face]: Yer eyes look bloodshot, Boy; have yew been drinkin'?

T-B. [politely gazing back]: Your eyes look glazed, Officer; have you been eating doughnuts?

[TBoneTX 45,814]

Duck was one of them, and my deli sold their last one before I got there. Ended up running to the grocery, buying a frozen duck, force thawing it, then cooking it myself. She has no idea how to cook a duck. I think the duck was to keep a marriage happy. I jsut know she would not have been happy without that silly duck.

A man sat down to write his order to his butcher for his Christmas geese.

"Please send me my Christmas gooses," he wrote. He scratched that out.

"Please send me my Christmas geeses," he wrote.

Finally, he started all over.

"Dear Butcher," he wrote. "Please send me my Christmas goose.

"P.S. And while you're at it, add another one."

[TBoneTX 45,814]

how many ducks years are in one dog year?

And how many human years does that translate to?

(Only Asia is qualified to answer that one)

I know! I know! "Many," si man! (Got it, first try, si man.)

Many

that will be fiddy bucks

I answered first (meaning before I saw your answer, see man)! That will be a hunnerd fiddy bucks.

Kielbasa ramen soup!

I invented pork-flavored ice cream, oink man.

Needs are things like air, food, water, shelter...

...naps, chocolate ice cream, naps...

[TBoneTX 45,814]

Can someone come to my thread and see did i answer the K3 question right.

Looks OK on its surface, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,814]

heck...on a flat dry surface, you can even use Tarklar's car as a hunting/ fishing mobile....

Use it as a money-sieve, $igh man.

rank on Tark

LPoP, ergo unread, but sounds like plagiarism from Hop On Pop, Seuss man.

[TBoneTX 45,814]

No nap; therefore, off-logging, cat-ministry, prep, bed, zzz man.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm still up........

But now really going to sleep..........

[Asia 2,498]

We basically got the reserve, which is just fine by me. I'm just happy it sold.

That's great!