The Return of the Pink Ranter

[SAT 9,609]

a little Jewish lady walks into a butcher and asks the foreign accented butcher for a long island duck.....

the butcher shows her a duck, she sticks her finger in the duck's azz and smells her finger. And she says "this isn't a long island duck, it's a california duck"

so the butcher hands her another duck. She sticks her finger in it's azz and then smells her finger "this isn't a long island duck either, it's a Florida duck. you're useless, where are you from?"

The butcher drops his pants, bends over and said "why don't you find out yourself"

[Caryh 5,206]

so 5 ducks for new years got it and noodles.

Have been craving smoked duck for some time now...since hmm...March this year.

7 different kind of round fruits - I think thats for good wealth.

fish

pork

rice

She's got a rule for each thing.

After midnight, you eat some of all this stuff, then live on the leftovers for a week.

[SAT 9,609]

how many ducks years are in one dog year?

And how many human years does that translate to?

(Only Asia is qualified to answer that one)

[Ontarkie 14,345]

1- You expect me to drive a sprinter in a suit and tie?

2- Sprinter can serve as fishing car. But the Yukon is a Denali XL, meaning, it's quite luxurious and comfy for many adults as well.

3- The Sprinter cannot serve me as a hunting car....you forget I'm in NY. Need AWD and my property has some rugged terrain. (Ergo the need for ATVs as well) and the Yukon can tow...a lot....

4- Um...because the little fiend is my wife? lol

I had to google the sprinter man that is an ugly vehicle. Definitly would not work as a hunting and fishing car.

I make my husband take me all over the place too. Well I don't make him he likes it, plus we only have the one vehicle.

[Caryh 5,206]

Steveklar's look when Tiff is driving

[SAT 9,609]

I had to google the sprinter man that is an ugly vehicle. Definitly would not work as a hunting and fishing car.

see? Ontarklar knows what she talkin bout.....

[Caryh 5,206]

how many ducks years are in one dog year?

And how many human years does that translate to?

(Only Asia is qualified to answer that one)

Many

that will be fiddy bucks

see? Ontarklar knows what she talkin bout.....

Actually I could totally see Darnell driving a Sprinter, the back filled with horse poop.

[SAT 9,609]

fiddy ducks? what do I look like a Jewish lady??

[Caryh 5,206]

fiddy ducks? what do I look like a Jewish lady??

Yes, but a Chinese Jewish lady

[SAT 9,609]

Actually I could totally see Darnell driving a Sprinter, the back filled with horse poop.

and many other things that he's been hoarding lol

I can't believe I spent all afternoon here......

[dwheels76 5,468]

Debbers, so sorry to hear that your ####### got fined. Do you plan to challenge it in court?

I am sueing USCIS for my #######. Juyst because I am American and well I can.

I do have a off subject question. How long do they keep your petition at embassy after a no show interview? And no show was original and two reschedules. Is it a year from when they received it or what?

[SAT 9,609]

I think it's 1 year.....

But that's not important.....I invented a new recipe!

Kielbasa ramen soup!

[Caryh 5,206]

I think it's 1 year.....

But that's not important.....I invented a new recipe!

Kielbasa ramen soup!

I believe you're correct. but isn't that year from the original approval date? Or is that only on K-1's

[SAT 9,609]

I don't have a definite answer for that one....all I know is one year. But I dunno the start date.....

Kielbasa ramen is awesome..... Asia would approve.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff is home naggin me now.......

Maybe I can convince her to move to Saudi Arabia, so I can beat her up legally that is.....