The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Novembro 1,763]

Sorry, I know it is hard, BTDT and I cried in the kitchen a lot late at night.

How did you make it through without the inevitable fights/one of you sacrificing something major?

[SAT 9,609]

1-I sure hope so! The Dane keeps insisting he likes Scando food, then I make it and he is like "meh, not so much", and then I make American or Italian food and he is like "OMG sooo goood". LOL!

2- I've heard that before, as well as birth control causing all sorts of other problems. Pregnancy = the real answer.

Are you trying to tell me that I'll die of cancer because of my husband's infertility? Hmmmmm? Hmmmmm?

3- And cleans. Hardcore, go to Denmark and they will think you've come down like an angel from the heavens.

1- But Denmark is famous for their chickens (BTW, how many of you ever heard of "the Chicken Tax") google it.

2- See? I was right....it must be true. And we also know that Tiny has tiny little...um....

3- I shoulda gone to Denmark

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

get back to work you yokol....whatdaya think cattle just herd themselves??

slack-jawed yokol *

[Caryh 5,206]

1- But Denmark is famous for their chickens (BTW, how many of you ever heard of "the Chicken Tax") google it.

2- See? I was right....it must be true. And we also know that Tiny has tiny little...um....

3- I shoulda gone to Denmark

get back to work you yokol....whatdaya think cattle just herd themselves??

Whats stopping you from leaving for Denmark right now? After all, Tiff is at the nail parlor. She may not even notice you're not there when she gets back.

[SAT 9,609]

wow man...everybody's here. Like the old times from months ago.....

Happy holidays you guys.

[Caryh 5,206]

a woman that cooks (for her man) is a hot commodity in most countries

My wife thinks I love her for the sex, she's never figured out its for the food.

[SAT 9,609]

Whats stopping you from leaving for Denmark right now? After all, Tiff is at the nail parlor. She may not even notice you're not there when she gets back.

Hmmm......

My wife thinks I love her for the sex, she's never figured out its for the food.

True statement...

[Caryh 5,206]

Professor, did you miss it? JTB is now known as Jada

I missed this one to.

[SAT 9,609]

I missed this one to.

J the baker....

J da baker......

Jada Baker (her new pen name)

[Caryh 5,206]

You can.....fold laundry.....? OMG Seriously XH, the Swede, the Dane, all of XH's roommates....none could fold laundry. They were like ages ahead of the game if they even washed it.

Well I did learn I fold clothes wrong, but my wife has me trained now. But then I had to teach her the proper way to handle socks, so I guess we're even.

J the baker....

J da baker......

Jada Baker (her new pen name)

Now stop that, I might actually remember it now

[SAT 9,609]

you better hope she doesn't learn the ole "bar-o-soap in the sock" trick...

[Novembro 1,763]

candlestick maker

[SAT 9,609]

man I have a tennis elbow.............

candlestick maker

that would be a Canmak

[Novembro 1,763]

Think it's time to throw on the ugly christmas sweater...

[SAT 9,609]

Think it's time to throw on the ugly christmas sweater...

is it red?

I gotta go smoke an cigarette.......

[Novembro 1,763]

is it red?

I gotta go smoke an cigarette.......

It's black with a stupid-looking penguin on it.