The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Caryh 5,206]

1. Where were you when we were single, huh man? In fact, where are you now?

2. Mrs. T-B. will hire you, sight-unseen, see man.

I believe Stevlar is crying in a closet after reading JTB11's post.

[SAT 9,609]

I told my hubby that if we ever split up I am going to become a lesbian. Cause I won't be able to take it no more, no man.

In fact, right now I am wishing I was back in Switzerland with a job, an apartment and peace of mind aka single. lol It shall pass....hopefully.

a woman that cooks (for her man) is a hot commodity in most countries

[TBoneTX 45,498]

Is it a bad thing that I've only been awake for and hour and a half and I'm ready for a nap?

No! It's a good... nay, a great thing! Say it now and say it loud: I need a nap, and I'm proud!

As with every other day, I was ready for a nap before I awoke this morning, zzz man.

Naps are wasted on babies when we need them, zzz man.

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

speaking of Hippos...did you guys know........that........

Hippos and whales are closely related?

I believe Stevlar is crying in a closet after reading JTB11's post.

I just want a home cooked meal.......

actually, I dated a Dominican chick....she was always feeding me......

very very jealous type tho......fatal attraction style......

but she was hot hot hot......

may be she's now short and fat with 3 kids.......

[TBoneTX 45,498]

The Bronx Zoo has a Hippo.....

Then I want it. For Christmas. Only it will do, see man.

How does one make off with a hippo? Steal it? Hijack it? Appropriate it?

[SAT 9,609]

Professor, did you miss it? JTB is now known as Jada

[Caryh 5,206]

Si man, re the dishwarsher.

Mrs. T-B. doesn't work, and I do 99.44% of the dishes, all the laundry (Steveklar, am still awaiting reappointment as Official Thread-Laundress with weekly salary of a hunnerd fiddy), all the yardwork, all the car-warshing, probably 40% of the grocery-shopping. She claims that her hands are full with Mini-Bone and that I should do more, and she resents the ultranecessary-for-me postprandial naps that I used to relish all the time pre-Mrs.-T-B. Not sure she realizes how privileged she is, no man.

I don't think your wife has much to complain about. Although Mini TB does sound like a handful, but a fun one though. My wife is theoretically in charge of laundry. In practice it means she starts it off and I usually finish it. Mainly because she starts on her nails and then cannot handle the clothes for an hour or two until they are fully dry. On rare occasions I play stupid and don't go move the clothes or fold them

[SAT 9,609]

Then I want it. For Christmas. Only it will do, see man.

How does one make off with a hippo? Steal it? Hijack it? Appropriate it?

Hippropriate

[TBoneTX 45,498]

the difference is Americanas make an art form out of it though.

Gleefully and evilly, sigh man.

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Novembro 1,763]

I've seen them in the wild and I want one for my bathtub, si man. This presumes that I take my transmission out of the bathtub first, sigh man.

dat electricity

dat stunted growth

[SAT 9,609]

I've gotta say....Tiff loves doing laundry. if I wear a shirt for 3 minutes and hang it, she'll take it and wash it. I caught her washing perfectly clean clothes many many times........she brings so much stuff to the cleaners, that she'll forget whats there, and we're constantly getting calls to get out stuff back,,,

[TBoneTX 45,498]

I don't think your wife has much to complain about.

Tell her that, sigh man.

In gripping news, we replaced the casa-thermostat battery, and all is well.

If you marklars will quit writing stuff that needs to be responded to, I could finally log off, get some work done, and come back on here tonight, see si and sigh man.

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

They will be amazing, I'm sure. The chicken sounds noms!

I sure hope so! The Dane keeps insisting he likes Scando food, then I make it and he is like "meh, not so much", and then I make American or Italian food and he is like "OMG sooo goood". LOL!

"Soft drinks" in general are revolting and should not be consumed imo. All liquor can be consumed straight or with juice.

now...onto a theory that I came across somewhere........

researchers are saying that women today are more prone to cancer because they are not prego as many times in their lives now.

years ago, when a woman is always prego, they missed a lot of periods.

During a menstrual cycle, rapid divisions of cells occur, and rapid replenishment of blood cells. It is during this process that cancer cells are given a chance to thrive........

Conclusion......Stay barefoot and pregnant.......and you gals will be OK

I've heard that before, as well as birth control causing all sorts of other problems. Pregnancy = the real answer.

Are you trying to tell me that I'll die of cancer because of my husband's infertility? Hmmmmm? Hmmmmm?

We are having some adjustment issues but it's only my fault because of the craptastic hours I work. I am seeking a new, 9-5 job.

Sorry, I know it is hard, BTDT and I cried in the kitchen a lot late at night.

I told my hubby that if we ever split up I am going to become a lesbian. Cause I won't be able to take it no more, no man.

In fact, right now I am wishing I was back in Switzerland with a job, an apartment and peace of mind aka single. lol It shall pass....hopefully.

I'd go lesbo right now. Personally, the only thing that has ever held me back is the yah know, yah know....

Switzerland sounds nice and whenever I think of it, I think of Carl Elsener.

http://youtu.be/ICly4-pKR7k?t=10s

a woman that cooks (for her man) is a hot commodity in most countries

And cleans. Hardcore, go to Denmark and they will think you've come down like an angel from the heavens.

[TBoneTX 45,498]

dat electricity

dat stunted growth

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I don't think your wife has much to complain about. Although Mini TB does sound like a handful, but a fun one though. My wife is theoretically in charge of laundry. In practice it means she starts it off and I usually finish it. Mainly because she starts on her nails and then cannot handle the clothes for an hour or two until they are fully dry. On rare occasions I play stupid and don't go move the clothes or fold them

You can.....fold laundry.....? OMG Seriously XH, the Swede, the Dane, all of XH's roommates....none could fold laundry. They were like ages ahead of the game if they even washed it.