The Return of the Pink Ranter

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1. In our casa, the converse is apparently true, sigh man. Mrs. T-B. doesn't work and expects herself to do less housework as a result, sigh man.

2. You have married a 100% red-blooded Americano-Danish male, whee man. Relish it.

1. She's got you good.

2. I do and wouldn't have it any other way. I love having a manly man about.

And these Americanas are all named "Obeyed, She Who Must Be," shudder man.

I think we both obey each other. He know the rules and I bend to his demands. See?

What if you can't grow long hair, man? What if your hair is naturally curly like mine is, zee man?

Straighten it.

I am attempting to make these two things today:

Key West Chicken

Lemon Bread

I hope they turn out ok.

[SAT 9,609]

I know. I kid, I kid!

How's Aliban doing?

[Novembro 1,763]

They will be amazing, I'm sure. The chicken sounds noms!

How's Aliban doing?

Yeah good! Working and attending to the fish tank. Being wonderful.

How is the Tiff?

[TBoneTX 46,075]

1. Nola, u r cute. fyi.

2. Also, gingers are amazing.

1. Mucho si, ma'am.

2. Hair is one thing. Re eating, the only thing that messes up food more than ginger is cilantro, yuck man.

Rant: What is the earthly purpose for making diet colas with aspartame "sweetener," huh man? Is there any substance more useless, worthless, or counterproductive, huh man?

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Si man, re the dishwarsher.

Mrs. T-B. doesn't work, and I do 99.44% of the dishes, all the laundry (Steveklar, am still awaiting reappointment as Official Thread-Laundress with weekly salary of a hunnerd fiddy), all the yardwork, all the car-warshing, probably 40% of the grocery-shopping. She claims that her hands are full with Mini-Bone and that I should do more, and she resents the ultranecessary-for-me postprandial naps that I used to relish all the time pre-Mrs.-T-B. Not sure she realizes how privileged she is, no man.

wuss.........

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Si man, re the dishwarsher.

Mrs. T-B. doesn't work, and I do 99.44% of the dishes, all the laundry (Steveklar, am still awaiting reappointment as Official Thread-Laundress with weekly salary of a hunnerd fiddy), all the yardwork, all the car-warshing, probably 40% of the grocery-shopping. She claims that her hands are full with Mini-Bone and that I should do more, and she resents the ultranecessary-for-me postprandial naps that I used to relish all the time pre-Mrs.-T-B. Not sure she realizes how privileged she is, no man.

See, I don't work and I do 100% of the dishes, 100% of the laundry (Dane doesn't even know how to operate the machine), 99.9% of the cooking, 99% of the grocery shopping, 95% of the childcare, 100% of the cleaning, 100% of the budgeting, etc. All gladly, mind you. There is a little bit less work now that the little one is at school.

I have a feeling back in the old country she might be doing more and her Ecu female friends are jealous.

[SAT 9,609]

They will be amazing, I'm sure. The chicken sounds noms!

Yeah good! Working and attending to the fish tank. Being wonderful.

How is the Tiff?

good, I hope he's enjoying life here.

As for Tiff, she's a menace as always..........

[TBoneTX 46,075]

Where is the list of all time people. I wanna see.

Main forum page, very bottom right, see ma'am.

[Novembro 1,763]

1. Mucho si, ma'am.

2. Hair is one thing. Re eating, the only thing that messes up food more than ginger is cilantro, yuck man.

Rant: What is the earthly purpose for making diet colas with aspartame "sweetener," huh man? Is there any substance more useless, worthless, or counterproductive, huh man?

"Soft drinks" in general are revolting and should not be consumed imo. All liquor can be consumed straight or with juice.

[SAT 9,609]

now...onto a theory that I came across somewhere........

researchers are saying that women today are more prone to cancer because they are not prego as many times in their lives now.

years ago, when a woman is always prego, they missed a lot of periods.

During a menstrual cycle, rapid divisions of cells occur, and rapid replenishment of blood cells. It is during this process that cancer cells are given a chance to thrive........

Conclusion......Stay barefoot and pregnant.......and you gals will be OK

[Novembro 1,763]

good, I hope he's enjoying life here.

As for Tiff, she's a menace as always..........

We are having some adjustment issues but it's only my fault because of the craptastic hours I work. I am seeking a new, 9-5 job.

[SAT 9,609]

"Soft drinks" in general are revolting and should not be consumed imo. All liquor can be consumed straight or with juice.

ya lush...........

research.....Alcohol Vs Soda

1- no one ever drinks 10 colas and beats up their wives........

2- no one ever drinks a case of ginger ale (I chose ginger ale in honor of redheads), then drives and mows down a family of 5.....

[TBoneTX 46,075]

What if you can't grow long hair, man? What if your hair is naturally curly like mine is, zee man?

Mrs. T-B. has (naturally) long, curly hair, man. We call it serpientes (snakes), sssssssi man.

From your foto in (?) the previous thread, you were quite cute, si ma'am. Most women look rather average, but a very few, like you, look good regardless of most hairstyles, see ma'am.

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Darnell 8,479]

Conclusion......Stay barefoot and pregnant.......and you gals will be OK

Three weekly sessions of tantric massage will achieve the same result. No need to get pregnant.

[SAT 9,609]

3- no one ever drinks coke in a glass bottle, and then break the bottle over their buddy's head......