The Return of the Pink Ranter

[TBoneTX 45,469]

Many 99.44% of all American women take big personal offense when someone doesn't agree with them on an issue.

Fixxored, si and sigh man.

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Novembro 1,763]

This comment could get a million likes, and wimmen would still not believe it.

Looks like gay gingers to me

What if you can't grow long hair, man? What if your hair is naturally curly like mine is, zee man?

[Caryh 5,206]

What if you can't grow long hair, man? What if your hair is naturally curly like mine is, zee man?

Then you go find a Brit to marry, as they're all half gay anyway.

*ducks and runs for cover*

Fixxored, si and sigh man.

Is that not Dove soap?

[TBoneTX 45,469]

"Americanas" [...] have very strict ideas of how men should behave and provide.

And these Americanas are all named "Obeyed, She Who Must Be," shudder man.

[Novembro 1,763]

Then you go find a Brit to marry, as they're all half gay anyway.

*ducks and runs for cover*

Oooof.

[TBoneTX 45,469]

that hair is too short for me. I will go with longer.

Smart girl, oj tak! :thumbs:

[Ontarkie 14,270]

You girls are brave. My hair would never look good going blonde and as for red not much better there I don't like the idea to strip out all my colour first. I haven't had short hair in more then 20yrs I'm not brave enough to try new things.I wish I was some days I just get so dang tired of my hair last year I cut 18inchs of hair. It felt good but still not that noticeable as it was so long.

T-bone you are nuts you know that right?

I don't think I've had a raspberry cake that sounds good. I must look into this.

[Novembro 1,763]

Raspberry anything is baller.

[TBoneTX 45,469]

You mean the Americanas that get upset and throw a fit when a man does exactly the same thing they do?

Are you implying that there's a subgroup that doesn't do this, huh man?????!!

Edited December 20, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,469]

1. I would not want a man to work

2. I have a need to cook.

1. Where were you when we were single, huh man? In fact, where are you now?

2. Mrs. T-B. will hire you, sight-unseen, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,469]

1. if a woman is working she is also expected to still do more housework generally.

2. This morning, he leaves his half eaten breakfast on the table, clementine peels in the living room, clothes strewn about the floor, stuff on the kitchen counters, old receipts on the dresser. And that is in one hour of being awake! How?!!?!?!

1. In our casa, the converse is apparently true, sigh man. Mrs. T-B. doesn't work and expects herself to do less housework as a result, sigh man.

2. You have married a 100% red-blooded Americano-Danish male, whee man. Relish it.

[SAT 9,609]

You mean the Americanas that get upset and throw a fit when a man does exactly the same thing they do?

I told my wife I liked her naked. I had hoped she'd take the hint, but I guess she thinks I mince my words.

I thought you were skipping work, or is it off to get a cake?

yea I went to get a cake, then off to the kiddo's Christmas party at school.....

She's a little clown.....

[SAT 9,609]

.can I bake you all cakes...I have a need to cook.

OK done deal.....say no more.....

If you and I are ever single again, we're hooking up !

[SAT 9,609]

Did I get another heart thingie ? I gotta check it. OMG - I got another heart thingie.

now you sound like a 13 year old girl........

in other words, you sound like TML

[TBoneTX 45,469]

I'm a bit OCD about how a dishwasher should be loaded. [...] Once my wife started working, all the housework was split. There are times I do more, there are times she does, but over all its pretty equal.

Si man, re the dishwarsher.

Mrs. T-B. doesn't work, and I do 99.44% of the dishes, all the laundry (Steveklar, am still awaiting reappointment as Official Thread-Laundress with weekly salary of a hunnerd fiddy), all the yardwork, all the car-warshing, probably 40% of the grocery-shopping. She claims that her hands are full with Mini-Bone and that I should do more, and she resents the ultranecessary-for-me postprandial naps that I used to relish all the time pre-Mrs.-T-B. Not sure she realizes how privileged she is, no man.