The Return of the Pink Ranter

[SAT 9,609]

"And, fer th' last cotton-pickin' time, Verleen -- I am NOT takin' my transmission OUT of the bathtub!"

I said ENGINE.

And how can they have the transmission in the tub? Stretch lives in a 2 outhouse house.....

Mrs. T-B.'s #2 sister just sold her cellular store. She had a monopoly in their town until polypoly set in, si man.

If "direct" is the worst thing that they call you, then you're ahead of the game, see man.

Asia, I love you, for some reason. But how did "crackberry" enter the Polish numerical system, oj huh?

Part 8 is "Sasquatch" now...

Edited January 14, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

Ok you ham hock eating hill billies. I'm going to bed.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I imagine its pristine in north Ontario.

Ex-girlfriend-of-T-B. was a Canadiana. Lived an hour north of Toronto, eh man. Visited her during one August, when the lake-ice was being changed, and it was quite scenic, even if everyone talked funny, eh man.

[Darnell 8,479]

Viet Cong?

Yes. It's a joke- you remember those . To avoid confusion, just go to any pho shop, order the viet coffee.

[SAT 9,609]

Ex-girlfriend-of-T-B. was a Canadiana. Lived an hour north of Toronto, eh man. Visited her during one August, when the lake-ice was being changed, and it was quite scenic, even if everyone talked funny, eh man.

I been to Barrie. Nice town.

[Darnell 8,479]

Ok you ham hock eating hill billies. I'm going to bed.

I'm a cowboy. F You

-200 points for not silencing Pygmy Pirate's 02:00 AM cell phone alarm prior to getting in the bed.

Edited January 14, 2014 by Darnell

[TBoneTX 45,865]

it's instant nuked in the microwave.

[arising to full height of indignant self] And what is wrong with that, pray tell, Bro D.?

Edited January 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Yes. It's a joke- you remember those . To avoid confusion, just go to any pho shop, order the viet coffee.

I bet Tarklar never had a VC Coffee. No less a civet cat ####### coffee.....very uncultured for a man his age......

[Darnell 8,479]

[arising to full height of indignant self] And what is wrong with that, pray tell, Bro D.?

nuttin, when I'm in a hurry.

However, for Boatman, given his kitchen and house-sitter with her abysmal skills,

it's an f'ing travesty. However, I have gear. You've seen gear in yer excursions, so it's on you to get gear.

Boatman has gear. It's gathering dust, mostly.

Edited January 14, 2014 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Ok I'm really going. You grits sucking red necks.....

[Darnell 8,479]

I bet Tarklar never had a VC Coffee. No less a civet cat ####### coffee.....very uncultured for a man his age......

ya, i'm confused too - he works in a part o town where there are some exceptionally decent pho shops.

Ok I'm really going. You grits sucking red necks.....

Blasphemer! I'm a cowboy !

[SAT 9,609]

nuttin, when I'm in a hurry.

However, for Boatman, given his kitchen and house-sitter with her abysmal skills,

it's an f'ing travesty.

actually if you read the story. While I was playing around, and Tiff was waiting for me to marry her....she worked in a coffee shop for a couple of years

It was also in a coffee shop where I met her.....

OK, I'm going. You manure spreadin' yokels.

[Darnell 8,479]

bait and switch, Boatman....

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I been to Barrie. Nice town.

We didn't make it quite there, but the smaller towns all around are very nice for a third-world country, eh man, which I always wanted to call Canadia but would have gotten verbally smacked, ouch man. Good thing that I visited in August -- the lake ice was being fixed.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

1. I bet Tarklar never had a VC Coffee.

2. very uncultured for a man his age......

1. Why should I pay for something that's available for free at work and cheap at home, huh man?

2. I eat penicillin for breakfast, so I'm quite cultured, see man.

Edited January 14, 2014 by TBoneTX