The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Ontarkie 14,565]

He's hasn't done noodling, he's not nuts enough to stick his hand in murky water and hope it's not a snake he pulls out

[SAT 9,609]

Ok....you guys might as well pack up, and move to boringb Wisconsin.

He doesn't have a still

He doesn't have an engine hanging on a tree

He doesn't go noodling

Next you're gonna tell us he doesn't chew backer

And you guys don't have an outhouse.

You guys don't belong in Arkansas......

[Darnell 8,479]

Today was my first day back to school for the spring semester. It went very smoothly, thankfully.

Hey - me too ! inbetween classes, I dug out my usb stick, found all of my collected Lexx/Kai/Bernangee music, and made me some new ring tones, and uploaded it to my phone and reconfigured it. omg. I am cool again. Sure, old, curmudgeon-y, cranky, but I gots cool ring tones ..

I'm staying on campus 8 to 5 until Mrs. Darnell hits the door in February, thinking this will keep me occupied and busy. It's sorta depressing at the house, at the moment, without her here. My gardeners are super busy, the auto-watering system that I put together is NOT leaking...

Edited January 14, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,479]

Ouch,I sympathize. Though my mother is definitely easier to live with than my dad, it's starting to take a definite toll in my sanity. I'm just sick of sharing living quarters with anyone besides hubby.

I say take over 2 rooms in whatever house yer in (kitchen not count). Make the 2nd room you and yer husband's office/work room/naked couple cave. put a lock on that door, also.

[Darnell 8,479]

Tiff making me a cup of coffee now.....

I don't believe you, unless it's instant nuked in the microwave.

[Darnell 8,479]

My husband is a big nerd. No engines in our yard.

Please describe his data center (then I'll describe my current one inside the house)

[Darnell 8,479]

I'm gonna have to go get google glasses to show em up.....

Bonus points for getting the optional underbritches interface !

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Please describe his data center (then I'll describe my current one inside the house)

Well since he's the nerd not me I have no clue what you're talking about. English please

Ok I'm going to bed early we will finish this tomorow

night all

[Darnell 8,479]

There's a rat among us.....he lives in Texas, and is a man......and his name doesn't start with the letter D..........

Whew ! Dodged a bullet !! my most recent reports here at vj has been to obfuscate personal info and casefile #s.

( you know I had to add Wuhan )

Mischief Managed, Mssr WormTail !

Edited January 14, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,479]

We have one of those, actually purchased at starbucks, but the thing never seems to work right.

Time to shift to using a Singapore Sock. There's some folk in Singapura floating round this year/week, I say we bug em for a case of 100 mediums.

have a read?

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/08/snapshots-from-singapore-a-guide-to-singaporean-coffee-kop-how-to-order-how-its-made.html

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/08/snapshots-from-singapore-a-guide-to-singaporean-coffee-kop-how-to-order-how-its-made.html

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/08/snapshots-from-singapore-a-guide-to-singaporean-coffee-kop-how-to-order-how-its-made.html

Edited January 14, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,479]

I thought you were going to choke her while you stuck her in the butt with a fork?

My wife kept trying to stick her finger in my belly button last night. Why the heck is she so fascinated with my belly button? She even went so far as to pretend to want her butt stabbed with a fork in order for me to uncover my belly button again! Ok so she did want to me stab her in the butt with a fork, but not until she'd tickled my belly button a few more times.

ask her to add some lube next time and stay IN longer

report back, when yer able. don't be a prude, let her try it.

[Darnell 8,479]

Hark.....you have a VC coffee maker?

ok - a reach out (and not a reach-around) - I was at my wholesale asian market this weekend, and they gots em cheap. Y'all (all the regulars) want one or two, each? Happy to buy a case and send em round the CONUS. Heck I might even get snarky and include a photo of us inside the package.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Time to shift to using a Singapore Sock. There's some folk in Singapura floating round this year/week, I say we bug em for a case of 100 mediums.

have a read?

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/08/snapshots-from-singapore-a-guide-to-singaporean-coffee-kop-how-to-order-how-its-made.html

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/08/snapshots-from-singapore-a-guide-to-singaporean-coffee-kop-how-to-order-how-its-made.html

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/08/snapshots-from-singapore-a-guide-to-singaporean-coffee-kop-how-to-order-how-its-made.html

IMO, the best drink you can get at a coffeeshop in Singapore is 'teh tarik' (literally, pulled tea because of the pulling motion the stall-minder uses to cool the blisteringly hot tea). If I drink coffeeshop coffee, I can guarantee that in 15 minutes I'll be looking for a bathroom. That stuff is potent.

ask her to add some lube next time and stay IN longer

report back, when yer able. don't be a prude, let her try it.

okay, seriously, ew lol.

[TBoneTX 46,306]

Welp, flight's booked.. here we go..

Getting excited, Comrade Slim?

[TBoneTX 46,306]

Multiple organised stacks on my desk, was always my old way of putting things away. To be gleaned through a couple times a year to throw or store based on importance. But my wife feels any stack on a desk must be put somewhere.

Si, man; and sigh, man. Why can't women avoid touching our stuff? (Uh, did that come out right?)