The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Caryh 5,206]

You just reminded me of how I wanna choke Tiff.....

I thought you were going to choke her while you stuck her in the butt with a fork?

My wife kept trying to stick her finger in my belly button last night. Why the heck is she so fascinated with my belly button? She even went so far as to pretend to want her butt stabbed with a fork in order for me to uncover my belly button again! Ok so she did want to me stab her in the butt with a fork, but not until she'd tickled my belly button a few more times.

[SAT 9,609]

I thought you were going to choke her while you stuck her in the butt with a fork?

My wife kept trying to stick her finger in my belly button last night. Why the heck is she so fascinated with my belly button? .

Because she knows that you not gonna let her poke you in da butt? Lmao......

Wow, very nice.

All our broads on the thread clean up nice

I got into work too early

Makes for a long day....

Niki sorta look like Buffy the vampire slayer in that pic.....

Edited January 13, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Caryh 5,206]

Hi, everybody!

Sorry I was absent, but got a new laptop, and I've been busy with it... Stupid Windows 8

I need help from all of you familiar with China...

I have to send a package there, and this is the address I've got:

no 1 huaqiang nan binhe road, futian area, Shenzhen, China 518000

Is this the real address?

I tried to check it via google maps, but I came with nothing

Can you help me, please?

For windows 8, you'll probably want this, if you haven't found one yet.

http://download.cnet.com/Start-Menu-8/3000-2072_4-75852660.html

Addresses get pretty weird in Asia. I've seen addresses that say the corner or this and that, behind the shoe shop, upstairs, next to Aunt Bertha's old place. And thats just in place of a street name and house number! The address you have, seems pretty darn normal in comparison.

[Caryh 5,206]

I stuck my finger in her ear to get even, oh and tickled the back of her neck. For some reason my belly button is my only ticklish spot. And the bottom of my feet, but tickling my feet risks life and limb when my legs flail about.

I thought Niki looked pretty darn good, for a white girl. Not into pasty white skin normally, even if that describes my own skin tone. My wife has started putting on some white face cream at night that her sister sent from the Philippines. Its scared me a few times waking up at night and seeing a white chick in my bed!

Because she knows that you not gonna let her poke you in da butt? Lmao......



All our broads on the thread clean up nice



I got into work too early

Makes for a long day....



Niki sorta look like Buffy the vampire slayer in that pic.....

[Vanitas 310]

Fun, fun! I think it is going to be cold again soon around here. Brrrr. What are your plans once over?

Well, apart from booking the courthouse for the wedding and things like that, it's going to be the usual sorts of stuff like getting the SSN, then after that trying to sort my DL out. I've got plenty to do while Amy's at work - got the PS3 and I'll be collecting models again to assemble and paint.

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm a short 5'6" so I only wear like a 8-8,5.

I used to wear 9s when I was younger, so I'm thinking they might have done to shoe sizes what they did to clothes sizes for women, that or my feet are shrinking.

You'd be a giant in my wife's country. Probably taller than most of the men on her island. She's 4'10" wears size 5. Women that are 5'2" are called tall there. 5'4" is very tall for a woman. And find shoes her size is a royal pain in the butt. First many shoes are not even made that size. Then if they are, many stores do not bother to stock under size 6 here. Finding her a pair of shoes can be an all day, or even all weekend adventure. Macy's for example, has yet to figure out there is a significant asian population in the twin cities and stocks nothing under a size 6. Yesterday, since it warmed up here, she broke out her new Nike bright red high top tennis shoes. I think she's been dying to break them out for the past month, but its either been too cold or too snowy. Then her friend spilled coffee on them while we were eating out

[SAT 9,609]

I want VC coffee......

Mmmmm.......VC coffee.....

[Caryh 5,206]

I want VC coffee......

Mmmmm.......VC coffee.....

mmmmm VC coffee, now you've got me wanting some. I should bring one of my VC coffee makers to work so I can get a shot here on occasion.

[SAT 9,609]

Hark.....you have a VC coffee maker?

[NikLR 13,231]

Lol I'm so white I'm almost translucent. Bring back summer! I plan on doing a lot more outside this year.

[Caryh 5,206]

Hark.....you have a VC coffee maker?

Well its not like an American coffee maker. They're little metal coffee ground holders you pour the hot water through while they sit on the cup. You just need to buy the right kind of coffee for them.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well its not like an American coffee maker. They're little metal coffee ground holders you pour the hot water through while they sit on the cup. You just need to buy the right kind of coffee for them.

We have one of those, actually purchased at starbucks, but the thing never seems to work right.

Edited January 13, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

I think I'm going to take a ride to go get a VC sandwich and VC coffee.....

Lol I'm so white I'm almost translucent. Bring back summer! I plan on doing a lot more outside this year.

Tiff is really pale too.....

So is the kiddo

[Caryh 5,206]

Lol I'm so white I'm almost translucent. Bring back summer! I plan on doing a lot more outside this year.

My wife wishes so bad she had white skin, the paler the better. When I say, if you were white, I wouldn't have been attracted to you, and we wouldn't be married today. Her reply, "And your point is?" lol. She actually used to use whitening products all the time. They made her skin more red than white, as they never worked well on her and irritated her face. I've gotten her to stop using them, now that she's in the USA. Although she still demands to use a deodorant that lightens the arm pits. I see her point I guess, as her pits were getting darker without it, so I figure its a fair compromise.

We have one of those, actually purchased at starbucks, but the thing never seems to work right.

You gotta learn how to use them correctly, or maybe starbucks just sold you a bad one. I had trouble at first, but finally got the trick down.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

My wife wishes so bad she had white skin, the paler the better. When I say, if you were white, I wouldn't have been attracted to you, and we wouldn't be married today. Her reply, "And your point is?" lol. She actually used to use whitening products all the time. They made her skin more red than white, as they never worked well on her and irritated her face. I've gotten her to stop using them, now that she's in the USA. Although she still demands to use a deodorant that lightens the arm pits. I see her point I guess, as her pits were getting darker without it, so I figure its a fair compromise.

I'm totally imagining you saying the opposite and the potential PC outrage.

The Dane turns red in the sun and I've quite clearly told him that I did not marry a lobster nor am I attracted to them.