The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Caryh 5,206]

And why isn't "menopause" called "Womenopause"?

because a man better pause and move away when they're going through it.

back to Gump and Co.

Apparently I'm like the last person to find out. Like Tiff was afraid that I'd not approve? really, that's not my kid as far as I know. So what do I care? I'm not going to be critical of them. (what am I the People's Gubment?)

I think Tiff is already expecting us to help in someway. And yes OK, a case of formula here and there, no problem. (This kid will be on WIC and SNAP). But if Tiff thinks we're responsible for providing house and home to them, she's asking for a divorce...

Somehow I think the only way to get them out is to give them house and home.

[Darnell 8,479]

oh - i understand your position. I'm trying to fill you in on a Malay / Straights born Chinese family's position.

[SAT 9,609]

Got no idea what's best in your area of study. But experience has taught me you can have short term gains or long term gains, rarely both.

The stock market taught me otherwise

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

If the kid is going to be on WIC there will be enough formula. I think you are about to get stuck with a house full of children.

[SAT 9,609]

because a man better pause and move away when they're going through it.

Somehow I think the only way to get them out is to give them house and home.

No I think Tiff knows that it's time.

She asked me if there's anything I can do to vacate an apt for them. She doesn't understand NYC landlord tenant codes. It's all about the tenants.

[Caryh 5,206]

once you find the horse, all you shall see is a horse ...Find the horse !!

(took me 20 secs, which is bad enough....so...ready...steady...go ! )

Took me two seconds. Its much like the old lady or young lady picture trick.

have a shopping list for next weeks dinners for my hubby's family.

Oh and the grandma told them off for calling me "the foreign girl" rather than by my name lol She is such a sweet little woman.

Its better than calling you the commy. My wife calls me the foreigner still. All Filipinos call Americans foreigners, even after they're in the USA.

[SAT 9,609]

oh - i understand your position. I'm trying to fill you in on a Malay / Straights born Chinese family's position.

I find the Chinese Malays are more traditional than any other enclave of Chinese. To include the mainlanders.

[Caryh 5,206]

The stock market taught me otherwise

Stock market is all Voodoo, with Voodoo anything is possible. Find yourself a voodoo witch doctor, he/she could get Gump out.

[SAT 9,609]

If the kid is going to be on WIC there will be enough formula. I think you are about to get stuck with a house full of children.

I know, I used formula as an example. And I'm sure that I'll be the one doing all the paperwork.

I'm sure Tiff will throw them plenty of bones.

[Caryh 5,206]

If the kid is going to be on WIC there will be enough formula. I think you are about to get stuck with a house full of children.

I don't think wic will give them huggies though. Steven can throw them a bag of diapers once in a while.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Are Gump and co legal in US yet?

[Caryh 5,206]

Are Gump and co legal in US yet?

I thought they had to wait for the monster to grow up and petition them. I think they're afraid Stevelar is going to knock off the monster, so this new baby is a back up plan.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Well, then deport them. Problem solved!

Otherwise, I fully agreed that Steve should support them

[SAT 9,609]

so I'll tell you guys another story.....

The Mobile food vending in NYC is very lucrative. google "Korilla Cart"

It's very very difficult to get a license for a Mobile food vending unit. There's an array of different permits. Restricted, Boro-wide, city-wide, seasonal, temporary, etc....

A couple of years ago, I took Gump by the hand, took him to take a food safety course (in chinese), got him a "mobile food vendor personal license" and a NYS certificate of authority to collect sales tax.

Then, I applied for and got him, a NYC Mobile Greencart food unit permit. (This is the permit for the cart itself).

Then, I took 2000 bucks out of my own pocket, and I had a company named "Shanghai Stainnless" build an up to code NYC GreenCart (google that). Then I rented a uhaul, hauled this thing to Queens and had it inspected, and duly licensed and certified as a NYC Greencart authorized for vending in MANHATTAN!

then I staked out an area in uptown Manhattan by Mt Sinai Medical Center for him.

Then I rented a place to store this unit.

So, Gump, and this cart, is fully operational and duly licensed now for 2 years.

In essence, NYC just gave him a free storefront in Manhattan to sell fruits and vegetables....

How many times do you think he set up shop at Mt Sinai ?

I'm thinking he wants me to go get the fruits and veggies, tow the unit there, and sell the #######, collect the money, and stuff it in his pocket for him.....

Edited January 10, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

Well, then deport them. Problem solved!

Otherwise, I fully agreed that Steve should support them

bad tooth!!

evil tooth!!