The Return of the Pink Ranter

[Darnell 8,479]

Reference check

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States

Midwest

That sh|t is flawed, as any state bordering Canada or a Great Lake cannot be the midwest. Who changed it, and when?

[Darnell 8,479]

You notice the boots and snow pants I got my wife to wear? She's finally learned that function can be more important than style when its a Minnesota winter. She'll still opt for style when its not too cold though. But at least she listens when I say that's not gonna work today.

It's easy - glue gun some burberry cloth on the outside of the arctic boots. doesn't even have to be new burberry cloth either - can repurpose a scarf, for example.

[Darnell 8,479]

Fire ants can be nuked with Amdro et al., see man; snow cannot, snow man... er, no man.

Handy Hint - Amdro mixed with peanut butter and left on a trail works wonders.

[SAT 9,609]

hahaha. take a carafe of freshly collected urine (yours or Gumps or both) and slowly pour it over the shocks. They will unfreeze within 2 minutes. Whats the dealio about urine? Other electrolytes in it, and a much lower freezing point than water, plus it's warm.

Shocks are self-warming, via compression of gas.....

That sh|t is flawed, as any state bordering Canada or a Great Lake cannot be the midwest. Who changed it, and when?

I read that article. Ohio is the Midwest.....

And according to the census bureau, there's no such thing as the Midwest. It's a nickname for north central.

[Darnell 8,479]

OK RCA, wanna correct my last answer since Curtis Mathis was made in the Republic of Texas, not the real USA. Lord I know there were other brands, just can't thunk of them.

We still export em, how many you need ?

[Darnell 8,479]

My kid is driving me up the wall asking a gazillion questions while watching Oz the Great and Powerful.....

Cool ! Nows the time to get her a set of OZ books. I learned English from those, ages past.

[Ontarkie 14,378]

My ice cream was very yummy, and we weren't the only ppl in the store. One other couple there.

Does your husband even own a winter coat?

Well his winter coat is made for this kind of weather not anything up north worthy. But again he's weird and never wears more then a sweater, he doesn't feel the cold like most ppl.

My kid is driving me up the wall asking a gazillion questions while watching Oz the Great and Powerful.....

It could be worse, she could be a twin.

[SAT 9,609]

2000 th poster

Crapola....

[Darnell 8,479]

huh? is the count off? says rite chere that I'm the 2000th poster.

[SAT 9,609]

That's why I said "crapola"

[SAT 9,609]

Cool ! Nows the time to get her a set of OZ books. I learned English from those, ages past.

I will introduce her to all the classics. My all time favorite....is....the grapes of wrath.

Trivia....where did the Joads start their journey from?

[Caryh 5,206]

That sh|t is flawed, as any state bordering Canada or a Great Lake cannot be the midwest. Who changed it, and when?

I didn't know you were older than me, because its been that way all 59 some years I've been alive. I used to think Ohio was too far east to belong.

[Caryh 5,206]

Cool ! Nows the time to get her a set of OZ books. I learned English from those, ages past.

Where the heck you from if you learned English from those? I learned to read with One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. I was four and my older brother got so pissed off because he couldn't read.

That's what I need, some kids books in Bisaya and Tagalog. I bet I'd start picking the languages much faster that way.

[Caryh 5,206]

Shocks are self-warming, via compression of gas.....

I read that article. Ohio is the Midwest.....

And according to the census bureau, there's no such thing as the Midwest. It's a nickname for north central.

Everybody living in the Midwest knows it be a real place. Just because the census bureau wants to give it a different name doesn't mean we use the name they try to push on us.

[Darnell 8,479]

Ah. The Census Bureau. Those Fart-Counters changed the collections and the names.